Posts by reverendhornibastard

I occasionally read a post on TUSCL wherein a monger confesses wanting to give up mongering once and for all. Aspiring to defect from the mongering hordes is a courageous thing to admit on this site where many deluded pretenders…

For most of us the appeal of strip clubs is that they play to our fantasy of having a beautiful, sexy woman who we don’t even know behave like she is desperate to get us undressed and to lovingly drain…

Women around the world work hard to get our attention. They shave their legs, their pits and (some of them) their koochies. They spend lots of time and money on their hair and their makeup. Women put themselves on display…

Joe Biden has been criticized for standing behind a woman, leaning forward and smelling her hair. It is said that Biden “violated the woman’s personal space.” Good God Almighty! Next thing you know it will be considered “inappropriate” to politely sniff a…

I had a very odd conversation with a stripper recently. I had just entered the club and taken a seat as she was getting off the stage. She seemed to be in a hurry to join me. Ordinarily I…

That’s right, boys and girls! Today is international peepee day! On this date in 1957 I discovered my peepee! I’ve been like a kid with a new toy ever since. Later today I’m going to one of my favorite clubs…

I live in a large metropolitan area that is home to over 6 million people and is anywhere from 55 to 95 miles across depending on which axis you measure it. When I go clubbing with my pants bulging with…

I have a great wife! She’s the best (so far)! I’ve had several wives including some whose reigns overlapped by a few years. Plus, I’ve had other guys’ wives. But I digress. This year my wife gave me…

I understand what “LDK” means but I don’t know that words those 3 letters stand for? What is it? Living, Dining, Kitchen? Linux Development Kit? Legendary Dark Knight? Lemon Drop Kid?

I’ve attempted to post an article numerous times without success. I get as far as “pending review” but that’s it. I have tried posting the same article 4 or 5 times and all 4 or 5 attempts are pending…

I’ve been a strip club monger for decades. My experiences suggest that strip club standards have progressed enormously over the years, becoming increasingly lewd and permissive. G-strings have become tinier, table dances have morphed into lapdances/lapgrinds with lots of two…

I guess everybody who goes into a strip club goes for different reasons. Some guys just want to have a few laughs with their buddies and look at all the lovelies shaking their assets. Some guys want more.…