Posts by reverendhornibastard

Yes, Icey, there IS a difference ... https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1699

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge and wisdom. Most just gargle.* A lot of people are completely ignorant about fecal ballistics and have never even bothered to contemplate the “muzzle speed” of the typical human turd. Some people probably care…

The wildest and most delightful experiences to crash into your life are often the ones you never planned on and never even wasted any time dreaming about. I never thought I would ever get a freebie from any desploogination service…

There are innumerable ways to categorize women. Some women are gorgeous. Some are not. Some are intelligent and some are as dumb as a box of rocks. There are thin ones, fat ones, pleasant ones, surly ones. Some are horny…

It was during Reagan’s first term. I was 32 years old. I’d gone in for a haircut at a salon I had never been to before. Since I had no prior experience with any of the stylists, I agreed to…

Do you remember Custom Perversions? Sure you do! Think back, way back to the summers of your youth. It was Custom Perversions who tutored you in unique ways to spend your leisure hours. Custom Perversions was a pioneer in the…

I recently had a strange epiphany in the most unlikely of settings. Maybe my tumor was acting up or maybe it was just one of those days. For whatever reason, by mid morning I realized I was going to need…

There is no pretty way to say this. I used to have a fervid fascination with under-aged girls. https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1563 Fortunately, as the years passed, my fascination in little girls waned. By the time I was 12 or 13 years old my…

https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1590 The word “globalism” is bandied about carelessly every day by people who have only the vaguest idea what that word really means. “Globalism” is not a terribly easy concept to encapsulate but I’ll take a swing at it. I was…

Life in the fast lane is not everything it was cracked up to be. It’s not all fine dining, theater, champagne and cake. There are long hours in the office, rude cab drivers, airports, lost luggage and jet lag to…

Every guy deserves at least one “James Bond moment” in his lifetime. Mine occurred at 37,000 feet when I was 34 years old. I was on a Singapore Airlines flight somewhere over Asia. The first class cabin on that aircraft could…

Finally! Today my application for a patent was approved. The patent protects my rights on my my latest invention, the world’s first “Ejector Pants.” https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1552 Negotiations are already underway with Levi Strauss company for the marketing, sales and distribution of Ejector Pants…