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I just completed another vacation with Mrs. Hornibastard #3 and our two low center of gravity mooches with deplorable personal hygiene habits. This time we stayed in the USA so there was precious little dysentery…

My twins have each owned their own iPads since they were 4 years old. It will come as no surprise to you that they have each become adept at using their iPads over the last…

I don’t consider myself terribly picky about women, but I do have standards.

Some qualities (or lack thereof) can absolutely kill my budding interest in an otherwise attractive woman.

STUPIDITY: I don’t care…

I have known many, many poor people. After 15 years living in developing and third world countries (Indonesia and Angola) and 20+ years traveling frequently to many other destinations that our deeply sensitive leader, President…

I’m rich.

Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and all of the rich and famous people you’ve ever heard of wouldn’t consider me rich. Compared to them, I’m very poor. But viewed from the perspective of the…

When my twins were still in strollers and we were living in Singapore, if we were out shopping or just out for a walk on Orchard Road, Mrs. Hornibastard #3 often took our daughter in…

Finally!

It’s here!

I found it!

The Final Solution! (“Die Ende Lösung”)

It’s a sure-fire way of eliminating IcedPeePee once and for all!

Fast results guaranteed or your money back! Also eliminates most of the other annoying, crawling, pseudo-intellectual…

Reverend Hornibastard and his tribe are currently wandering in the deserts of far West Texas. Yesterday the irrepressible Reverend Hornibastard collected on the bet he placed with his gullible kids that he would take the…

IcedPeePee has demonstrated that his is a very special kind of stupid.

Consider the following:

EXHIBIT A: His profound lack of appreciation that the world and the people in it are far more complex than his…