Posts by reverendhornibastard

Finally! It’s here! I found it! The Final Solution! (“Die Ende Lösung”) It’s a sure-fire way of eliminating IcedPeePee once and for all! Fast results guaranteed or your money back! Also eliminates most of the other annoying, crawling, pseudo-intellectual malcontents that infest your favorite…

Reverend Hornibastard and his tribe are currently wandering in the deserts of far West Texas. Yesterday the irrepressible Reverend Hornibastard collected on the bet he placed with his gullible kids that he would take the entire family snorkeling in the…

IcedPeePee has demonstrated that his is a very special kind of stupid. Consider the following: EXHIBIT A: His profound lack of appreciation that the world and the people in it are far more complex than his youthful, inexperienced and untutored mind…

I found the on-ramp to the Highway to Hell when I was still in my 20s. Back then I was still poor and still innocent (at least innocent compared to the jaded, been everywhere, done everything beast I am now).…

I can only speak confidently for myself on the issue of why people pay for sex when they can get it for free, but let me take a crack at this. 1. Some people are penny pincher. They refuse to…

A Top Ten List 1. Most Canoodlings in a 24 Hour Period: On our first night together I nailed the woman who eventually became Mrs. Hornibastard #3 eight times. I wonder, does it count as running a train if you’re the…

Posts on this august discussion board by a moronic, juvenile malcontent who believes that looking like you belong in prison constitutes high fashion persuaded me that ANYBODY can qualify to be a fashion advisor. This emboldened me to offer my…

I can’t think of anything more fascinating than nothing. So I’ve been thinking about nothing a lot lately. If you think the contemplation of nothing is just an empty headed waste of time, you’re dead wrong. Nothing is one of…

Some who have known me for a long time say that I am “a self made man.” They mean it as a compliment. They believe this about me because I grew up poor and later became rich without resorting to…

Mrs. Hornibastard #3 and I have been together quite a while. We have been very happy in our relationship. Much happier than anyone would have predicted we would be. On paper, we make an improbable couple. There were, and still are,…

Most people (both men and women) spend their lives wondering about “the one that got away.” I’m among those who still thinks about and pines for “the one that got away.” Her name was “Sandy.” The photo on the link below…

Every day I spend some quality “me time” getting hard in my man cave. It’s a habit I have maintained since I was in my teens. So far, my daily pleasure of getting hard has paid handsome dividends in my…