Comments by reverendhornibastard (page 15)

Assaulting another person is a crime. There are legitimate defenses to the charge of assault (the most obvious and successful one is self defense). That the person you assaulted did something you disagreed with is not a viable legal defense. End of story.

If I had no idea that he/she/it found his/her/its femininity at the sharp end of a surgeon’s scalpel, I suppose I wouldn’t mind. What I don’t know can’t offend me. But no matter how good he/she/it looks, if I am aware of his/her/its gender history and it’s anything other than 100% female, I will be creeped out and won’t want to go near him/her/it.

It’s been years since I’ve been to a club where the dancers who are working the crowd rather than dancing on stage have to be covered up. All the clubs I go to allow the dancers to walk around in their G-strings and their tops (regardless of how skimpy). Plenty of dancers have sauntered up to my table and flashed their coochie at me as they introduced themselves. It’s the new normal. I can’t say that I find any of this the least bit offensive.

CORRECTION - In the spirit of full transparency and candor, I have to revise my estimate downwards from about 100 to somewhere between 70 - 80. The vast majority were clubs I visited long before I ever heard of TUSCL and probably before the site was even launched. Anyway, I over-estimated on my first try. But the question made me stop and think about the strip clubs I’ve been to around the world. I’ll never know for sure, but somewhere between 70 and 80 is a more accurate figure.

Jackslash, I had a similar experience in a strip club, but in my case it was the stripper who got it wrong. First she called me the wrong name. When I insisted that was not my name she seemed irritated. She claimed I was just trying to get rid of her. I was not trying to get rid of her. She was really hot and I was actually hoping to get to know her and her pink parts a lot better. Then she recounted a couple of OTC encounters she remembered having with me, going into graphic detail about where we ate dinner, what hotels we stayed in and all the wild sex we had. It sounded wonderful. But it also persuaded me that she was definitely confusing me with some one else. No way I could have enjoyed such steamy nights with a woman as hot as her and not remember anything about them. I’m not sure she was ever totally convinced that I was not the man she remembered.

That’s hard to say. I really don’t go that often but I have been going to strip clubs for a very long time. I’d guess I’ve been to around a hundred, maybe a few more if you count the clubs that are a combination strip club/brothel.

Good job!

Unremitting violence is precisely what my hormones dictated. But there were two of them and only one of me. On the other hand, they were Indonesians and they tend to be smaller than your average Tejano. Perhaps most importantly, their hormones told them to run away from me. If their hormones and instructed them to stand and fight and if they’d been armed, the story might have ended differently.

Tahoecruz, It’s great advice and I agree with it. It’s just a lot harder to follow that advice than I thought it would be. The two guys that I encountered in Jakarta were apparently unarmed. But either or both of them could have been carrying a knife. I would have been hurt badly. I was lucky to walk away just looking like an idiot because I wanted to catch a failed mugger and beat him up ... just because my hormones were momentarily out of control.

ATACdawg, Exactly. My kids see me as eternally benevolent - at least from the standpoint of physical aggression. But they have seen me slice people up with pointed commentary. They seem to find that kind of aggressive behavior amusing.

I can certainly understand how believing your children were endangered would increase the odds of becoming dangerously enraged by a mugger or thief. I’ve never faced that situation.

I like Asian girls but I don’t consider her to be all that hot. Still, I’d glue her to my bedsheets. After all, I am a gentleman and, as such, I occasionally fuck moderately unattractive women just to be polite.

I don’t do freckles. Kiana Tom for me (even though her tits look fake).

Jackslash, Those were magical times for me. I’d love to have those years to live all over again! But it wasn’t all good. There was a lot of ugliness too. In some ways, Indonesia brought out the worst in me. A story for another time ... .

Yes! But I never saw her dance. She stayed in the “pond” out by the parking lot. Most of the time she remained submerged but every now and then she’d surface, blow snot out of her nose, wiggle her ears and then re-submerge.

I had a food friend who didn’t like strip clubs. He was not gay and had a normal, healthy interest in women. He was single at the time and said he didn’t like to go to a club and get all hot and bothered when he had no sexual outlet. He is married now but after living overseas for so many years, I haven’t kept in touch with him. Maybe, now that he has a sexual outlet, he would finally enjoy mongering.

I don’t have any photo of Putri (not her real name anyway). I’ve never heard of Joey Lin until now but used that photo because it depicted a very happy, sexy young Asian woman. Putri was 22 when I met her in 1996. She would be 45 years old by now! She returned for a visit in 1998 and stayed with me for about a week. I never saw her after that. I heard she eventually married the chief of police in Kebumen.

Nope! I don’t do redheads. I never had to stoop that low.

Papi, I think you get better mileage in the Penthouse than in the other VIP section. You can still have a swell time in the non-Penthouse VIP area but the added privacy of the Penthouse gives the girls more confidence to do their worst.

Gawker, Interesting about your ATF saying she can guess how much splooge a guy will produce based on the size of his balls. I’ve never heard that before. But I find it interesting because women have commented on the size & weight of my balls. I never really considered my balls to be large (but they’re the only balls I’m familiar with).

Ime, My experience about “over-cumming “ is very different from yours. While it isn’t a problem in vaginal sex, excess splooge has been a problem where blow jobs are concerned. Before I realized that I was different in this regard I thought the talk about spitting or swallowing was just a joke. In my experience women always spit (and usually spit and spit and spit if they didn’t gag, choke or retch). As a result, I’ve always been reluctant to cum in a girl’s mouth. It spoils the mood if your girlfriend gets nauseous after getting a lot more splooge in her mouth than she expected or than she can reasonably swallow But, if it’s not in her mouth, yes, women seem to think it’s hot if you produce a lot of splooge. Especially at first when they think THEY were the inspiration for all that splooge.

Warrior, The good Lord obviously wanted you to enjoy a few more years of degradation in strip clubs before he banishes your soul to an eternity of fiery torment.

Stacy Moran for me! I’m afraid I might chip a tooth on Kitana Baker’s bolt-ons.

I spend most of my time in big city environments. Fast food outlets are everywhere and they’re too busy to keep track of every patron who wants to use the restroom. Since, even at my scruffiest, I don’t look like a homeless person I have only run into this issue when I’m out in the boondocks where I sometimes stand out like a sore thumb.