beguiled

BORN TO PORK kinda sounds like a good tattoo idea for a PL though...?

She was trying to rope you into a 3-way with her working girlfriend.

Naked chicks are better than sports. Those guys have no balls.

Help me JS69, I'm too high.

LOL, did i just say that?

No, wait... yeast infection.... For the win.

bacterial vaginosis

shit. i should've put a comma in there somewhere. help me juice.

I'm crazy horny. The homewrecker thing I can't do.

firsties!

A discussion about pussy turned gay. Is this April Fools' month?

I agree with lopaw.

Now, if I just can get The Human Centipede out of my head... is it rong that I think it's a porno?

Thanks guys, now I can sleep at night.

Fuck that shit.

I eat stripper ass like I'm The Human Centipede.

ding dong.......... i'm here for the gang bang.

Spotted Dick. jackslash wins again!

There just being idiots on porpoise. Who the fuck is cflock?

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Fuck his wife in the mouth.

I rue the day when yoga pants go out of style.

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