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Meursault

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21 posts by Meursault

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Gonna be in Detroit Soon

I'll be in Detroit the first week of August. Haven't been there for probably 6 months. I'll have limited time for mongering. Given we are living in the 'rona times, where can I still get an honest to…

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 4

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How much money have you saved / strippers lost with the lockdowns

Since I have quit business travel (in April) I estimate that I have saved about $4000 that otherwise would have been spent on strippers/booze. It doesn't directly affect me since that is all disposable income, but I'm old. Most strippers…

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 27

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I'm done with football until this comes back:

https://www.tmz.com/2016/02/06/sara-underwood-sexy-app-fantasy-football/

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 3

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OT: Another Stupid I Quit Message

This board is 70% trolls and 20% liberals. Most of my friends are liberals so I can handle it in real life, just don't want to add any extra nonsense. Since there are no conservatives and only fucktards running for…

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 15

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From @lopaw in another thread: "I'm starting to chase something and I don't even

This x 1000. I've felt this malaise in the past. Each time I feel like I'm slouching toward strip club oblivion. So far I've snapped out of it each time, but I suppose there is always the last

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 7

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PatheticLosersOnly.com

... an idea whose time has come.

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 5

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Troll on Troll Violence Breaks My Heart

The trolls on this board have turned on each other. We now have trolls trolling trolls. So sad.

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 11

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What I want...What she wants

Take the TUSCL vs SW free form prose challenge. It think the structure is easily discerned. Here's my entry: What I want: a 24 year old nymphomaniac that will look in my eyes as she blows me while I…

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 10

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Contemplating SC Retirement

My ATF claims she is hanging up the sparkly shoes in a few months. I believe her. She has the stink of impending nuptials all over her. This leads me to wonder if I should retire from the SC…

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 25

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Fuck White Knights...

up their pasty white rumps. That is all.

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 18

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OT: Netflix and Chilzzzzz

This is off topic and doesn't involve strippers in anyway, but in the spirit of JS69 I thought I would regale you with tales of my sexual exploits. I was recently setup with a somewhat younger lady (she’s in her 30s,…

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 10

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Trying not to be a butthurt PL

As a long time strip club chump I realize that I can not avoid some level of pathetic loser-ness. I always try to avoid becoming one of the most pathetic strains of strip club loser though: the "BR" (butthurt…

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 29

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Song Lyrics for PLs

One of my favourite David Byrne songs is "Miss America." It is not about strippers but to me it always will be. I think it is an excellent example of lyrics written for PLs: ... Don't run away, oh don't you…

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 8

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Lies Strippers Tell Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9VHKhRCIn4 Nothing ground breaking here, but judging by some of the posts here, PLs sometimes forget that strippers lie, and when they are not lying it is because they slipped up, or are setting up a bigger lie. More importantly though, I…

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 3

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Most Creative Troll

JS brought up an interesting point in another post: "Maybe it's just cause I'm high. But I think SJGay does a good job of portraying a gay guy. He still gets my vote for being the most creative troll." Set aside…

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 24

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Chat Websites. What the actual fuck?

I do not understand the allure of the chat Websites (LiveJasmin, MFC, Chaturbate et al.). It does make me feel like slightly less of a PL for spending money for actual physical contact as opposed to these Mega-PLs that…

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 12

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A reminder courtesy of StripperWeb

Sometimes when I feel the urge to go to the strip club on an odd night when I know I probably shouldn't, I visit StripperWeb to remind myself why I should stay home and count my money instead. This is a…

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 32

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SW is a real money saver

Feel like wasting more of my money and free time in a SC again tonight but I know I'm already at my SC budget for the month. The solution, spend 15 minutes reading through the posts on StripperWeb. Now…

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 15

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Paying to DAY

I've seen multiple references to this on the TUSCL and it baffles me. I don't mind dining at the Y. I certainly do it in my personal relationships and think that anyone who is sucking your dick has…

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 10

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CF Breakup

Think I'm gonna drop my CF. No real problem, just bored with her. Issue is she is kinda the club bitch and I'm afraid I'll get blackballed or at least the other strippers will be reluctant to be seen with…

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 10

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Another SW nonsense post

This from SW today: As the dance starts I say "Now do you know the rules? Just keep your hands at your sides and enjoy ." (technically touching is allowed/just not boobs or vagina but they don't need to know…

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 44
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