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3 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
"And I thought my full ass beard would help."
You thought having a full beard on your ass would help?
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3 years ago
Gee, Southwest management continues to claim it's not due to a vaccine mandate.
Why would they NOT blame it? The only other obvious issue is really their own incompetence? And this is pretty much what they want you to believe... Why they hell would they not just point a finger if there was the slightest truth to it?
And, all the other airlines are implementing the same mandate. How many flights are they cancelling?
But ya, some off the wall misinformation sight claiming to support freedom and MAGA (but is probably developed by the kremlin, or some Australian billionaire) told you what you wanted to hear, so keep repeating it!!!
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3 years ago
Dr. Snip don't stop the clap!!!
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3 years ago
All these new Bond films had to create some kinda dumb insider story...
The villain being some former agent.
The villains girlfriend being some former Bond girlfriend.
All creating a bunch of insider drama.
Can't just go kick some random bad guy ass and fuck some rando...
Gotta create some silly ass "intrigue".
Like all the Bourne movies, being an ex something for the guys he's after falling for one of their underlings... Pfft.
Just kill people, blow shit up, and fuck hotties.
And cool toys, miniguns on the austin, explosive watches, whatever...
It doesn't "expand the audience base", but they've instead lost the base, no one gives a shit anymore.
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3 years ago
Make sure I have somewhere other than my front pockets to keep car keys and cell phone.
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3 years ago
This is how MAGA misinformation and fake news works...
We're going to be seeing A LOT of it.
Anything and everything blamed on the vaccine mandate. Just keep repeating the lie enough and people will start to believe it.
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
@Whodey - reading a different article with more information? the one linked by the OP mentions locating 10 minors that had been reported missing. Only leaves it up to the reader to assume they were in any way involved in prostitution....
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
"Three of the perpetrators were willing to pay to have sex with people they thought were minors. Ten minors reported missing were recovered during a simultaneous operation carried out by the U.S. Marshals Service."
In the same paragraph...
But, the arrests of the three people were communicating with people they "thought were minors".
And the 10 minors recovered? no kidnapping charges? just reported missing? so... hmm... without details, they just want us to assume the worst?
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3 years ago
"Use some common sense dude."
But, PUSSY!!!!
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3 years ago
when they recognize you as the clown dressed up like "brando in the wild one", they sure as fuck will be spreading all kinda crazy rumors about what they saw or just think sounds really funny.
but hey, there's a pandemic, wear a mask, you'll fit right in.
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3 years ago
@drewcarey
And also, about new / young / hot girls.... Some of them have been the best.
Especially the new girls just starting in the extras clubs that have caught on that it's happening, but don't realize it's an "extra", and getting finger banged while making out isn't just a normal part of every private dance.
But some just don't seem to realize how much hotter than the rest they really are...
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3 years ago
@drewcarey
The only news I've seen in the last 10 years about police activity in a strip club in Seattle was at dancing bare. And even that wasn't some random vice sting, but involved a bad cop (dating a stripper) and a bunch of drugs.
I doubt many of the strippers are really worried about it.
I am not. Much more worried about paying too much for a shitty dance.
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3 years ago
Creepy as fuck.
If you get caught, never going back to that club is best case scenario. Maybe they kick the shit out of you as you are ejected, and then call the police (and accuse you of assaulting the bouncer).
And your video is going to be crap. Pin hole cameras won't work without daylight. You can download better jerk off shit from youtube.
You gotta have some really creepy intentions to acknowledge this and still do it.
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3 years ago
Tell'em your from Alaska.
No one is from there.
Especially not if they're a stripper.
They'll ask about the dumbass shows they saw on TV. Just tell them there are plenty of batshit crazy fuckers out in the woods, but you mostly just did normal stuff living in the city.
And when they ask why you left, or what your doing there, just tell them the weather. Doesn't matter how shitty a place you are, it's warmer than Alaska.
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3 years ago
@Tetradon
Any Republican should feel this way. But unfortunately so many of them don't actually know a damned thing about politics, law or the economy and just like the meme's, or are just straight up racists.
And so many of those young up comers are getting shit on by Trump all the time because all they know is shoving their tongue up his ass.
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3 years ago
Yes.
Many clubs are very different weekdays vs. weekends.
I some of us one visit on one or the other.
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3 years ago
I'll watch as soon as they do an episode on guys cumming in their pants during lapdances.
Or the real drama in the club, the guy who fucks them for $800 and then can't pay!!!
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3 years ago
Gay straight does kinda matter for some of us...
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3 years ago
Of all the PL's on here I never thought it would be skibum that'd be first to admit how many nights he spends awake and wacking till it hurts dreaming of happy endings with none other than AOC.
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3 years ago
What I have learned to expect in the VIP through multiple experiences in different clubs spread out in different states is...
Except the same she's doing in the non-vip lapdance area.
It's just going to costs more and have more hassle.
Most clubs have not very private lapdance areas where dark corners can be found. The bouncer isn't sitting there looking at you (usually...) and other dancers aren't paying attention to your dancer (usually...). But in the VIP, there's a camera (usually), I have had the bouncers barge in for a warning.
And they see you paying for extra time "privacy" with the dancer and assume, you got money to spend!!! why can't you buy this bottle of champagne also? and buy the dancer a drink ($20 bottle of water), and...
And the dancer, well, as soon as that VIP is over, sometimes they have a more special one that just a little more expensive.
All this, an essentially, she has her boundaries and they aren't changing because you gave the club more money for a curtain.
If anything, really, she's going to see that 15/30/60 minutes as "sealed deal" the minute you give the bouncer money for the room and start slacking. Paying per song, she's gotta keep it up for the next one.
Of course, this does all very club to club, state to state, and lady to lady.
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3 years ago
That guy who turned down the last three girls might have done so because he's waiting for you.
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3 years ago
Shit started to hurt when the drugs wore off?
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3 years ago
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drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
Most the "road warrioring" that I do is for business.
And the nature of my work is that we don't have customers who aren't spending at least a pretty large sum of money on technology that most small business simply couldn't afford and would never see ROI on.
So, it's rare I get into small towns, and when I am there's usually one or two big things, like a university or military base nearby.
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3 years ago
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drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
I have had success with seeking in a smallish town before.
It was a college town, so my odds were a little higher than most small towns.
I'm guessing tinder might work too, look for girls who want to find someone "generous" that will "spoil" them? and make sure your profile mentions you're looking to be generous and spoil....