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P4P in small towns… tips and techniques?

drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
Saturday, September 18, 2021 1:16 AM
Seattle is awash in whores. High end girls with gauzy web sites, online board “highly reviewed” pros, extras strippers, tinder bottom feeders, amp’s, bikini baristas, etc etc all the way down to the street walkers crowding north aurora avenue. Not to mention my x…. I kid, I kid. She was a very nice lady going through a period of self exploration! Suffice it to say: if I want p4p, there are many opportunities in my rainy locality. But what to do when visiting small town America? I recently headed east of the mountains to do some fishing, got drunk in my hotel room, and googled “escorts (insert small town name here)”. 24 hours later I was arranging a visit via google voice text message, when the escort’s English skills declined rapidly at the same time I was asked to pay a small upfront deposit. “What payment apps you have got?” was the phrase that gave it away, and in my newly sober state, I realized that I was this close to being scammed. No money changed hands, I suggested the scammer work on his English skills, and I had gotten no closer to p4p. Further exploration of my go-to relatively reliable p4p site (tnaboard) found TWO whores servicing a town of over 20,000 souls. One was out of town. My sense of indecency tells me there are more than two girls taking money for sex in this small town, but I have no idea how to find them. Do any tuscl road warriors have tips on how to p4p in small town America? I was planning on requesting that scrubby NOT chime in with helpful offers of male on male anal penetration, weird mouth/come associations, or stuff about my mom. However, now that I think of it, I’m beginning to look forward to these creative outbursts. Do your worst scrubbaroo, you foul mouthed rapscallion!

32 comments

  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    3 years ago
    Seeking is worth a shot. It is the Uber of sex work.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    3 years ago
    As in "Hi, I'm in the area for a few days. Are you available for a short-term arrangement?"
  • Jascoi
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    3 years ago
    i’m guessing you’re far younger than I am. at my age of 71… I find it very difficult to find the girls I like in the USA. I am talking about legal girls. skinny/curvy 18 and slightly older..
  • Jascoi
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    3 years ago
    Strip clubs have been my best encounters yet. (fucking sucks being an un rich old fart.)
  • herbtcat
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    3 years ago
    If you live in a really small town... make sure she's not your cousin. :p Or not. No judging here. I agree with Ish; Seeking. You'll get a better chance to connect and have a better time if you look a few days before your tips. Seeking is not a hooker or a right-now hookup site (with exceptions). So developing 3 to 4 possible dates in advance will likely get you a better experience.
  • shailynn
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    3 years ago
    Over the years I’ve been in my share of one stoplight small towns. There used to be several websites where you could find such working girls. All those websites are long gone, and just about every one of those meetings back in the day were huge disappointments. I’ve found if a girl is decent looking and chooses that as her income source, she eventually going to move to a larger city to get more customers, and if not moving there, she’s going to visit there. I can’t tell you how many times I met a small town girl traveling to larger cities for work. One weekend in Cleveland with clients lines up all weekend, makes more money than 3 clients over 2 weeks in her small town.
  • Jascoi
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    3 years ago
    In my little bit of experience eros has been a major disappointment.
  • nicespice
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    3 years ago
    Drive around in a green Ferrari with different young females different days of the week and not even care..I am not making that up, there is someone in Lubbock TX like that. I have two friends who live there and text each other whenever his car is visible, sort of like a game of “slug bug”
  • bkkruined
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    3 years ago
    I have had success with seeking in a smallish town before. It was a college town, so my odds were a little higher than most small towns. I'm guessing tinder might work too, look for girls who want to find someone "generous" that will "spoil" them? and make sure your profile mentions you're looking to be generous and spoil....
  • bkkruined
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    3 years ago
    Most the "road warrioring" that I do is for business. And the nature of my work is that we don't have customers who aren't spending at least a pretty large sum of money on technology that most small business simply couldn't afford and would never see ROI on. So, it's rare I get into small towns, and when I am there's usually one or two big things, like a university or military base nearby.
  • mike710
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    3 years ago
    TER. Always worked for me when looking. No matter the location.
  • Jascoi
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    3 years ago
    Desert scrubby. when you get down to it … most all of these reviews possibly a club ad?
  • TheEckster
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    3 years ago
    Check out [view link]
  • CJKent_band
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    3 years ago
    @drewcareypnw Check in the hotel room Yellow Pages under “E” for escorts. :D
  • drewcareypnw
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    3 years ago
    @scrubby: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! =)
  • drewcareypnw
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    3 years ago
    @mike TER?
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    3 years ago
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    3 years ago
    Go to a bar
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
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    3 years ago
    Truck stops Or the nearest city
  • MackTruck
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    3 years ago
    ^ dam! Are you one of da lot lizzards I met by? Do you got flapper jack tiddys?!?!?!
  • san_jose_guy
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    3 years ago
    I guess that if you are not seeing it in small towns, then that is because it is not there. But at most strip clubs there are some women who do OTC. Here in CA, we have some AMPs in rural places which seem intended to cater to long range truck drivers. SJG Plus Size [view link]
  • jackslash
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    3 years ago
    Drive through some trailer parks with a $20 bill in your teeth.
  • SanchoRG
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    3 years ago
    I used to travel for work a lot and ran into this situation all the time. Really, your best options usually involve driving an hour-ish away
  • goldmongerATL
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    3 years ago
    Have found civvy's in several small towns by hanging in local bars. Often bored housewives looking for a one-night stand. Just be prepared for the equivalent of a stripper 5 in her 30's. Small towns are small towns. I was on business for a week in a town of about 5,000. I was "the stranger in town" and was noteworthy. Found a 6 named Janet that was about 30. Complaining about her husband. Sat down next to me and rubbed her tits on my arm for a while before we left. The next day went to the customer's office and they all knew. "Heard you got lucky with Janet last night. Don't worry about it. Her husband sleeps around on her, too."
  • now_starring
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    3 years ago
    [view link] [view link] [view link] You'll normally better off just going to a bigger city that's close to the small town depending on how far you're willing to drive. As for skip the games there are scammers, and using usasexguide and/or the erotic review to verify the people you want to see is a good idea. If you're new to this I'd be careful with skip the games. There's quality, but there's also a few providers that talk a good game until you meet them. Also be prepared to walk away if their appearance online is too far removed from their actual appearance. What's "too far"? Well, that's for you to decide. :) PS: Avoid anyone asking for deposits. I'm not saying they're all scammers, but 99% of them are.
  • rickdugan
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    3 years ago
    You're likely having so much trouble finding p4p because it's really as unavailable as it seems, lol. It's much harder to blend in and/or stay anonymous in a place like that. To the extent that there are guys being serviced by other girls, I'm guessing that they are UTR girls who aren't advertising online and probably have day jobs in the community. Times like this remind me of the old song "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers. Sometimes it's better to fold a losing hand and just wait until the next stop. IMHO there's a lot more potential downside than upside in trying to force something that isn't there.
  • Player11
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    3 years ago
    I have found x stripper housewife whores are plentiful in small town America.
  • drewcareypnw
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    3 years ago
    @player: intriguing! More details?
  • rickdugan
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    3 years ago
    ===> "@player: intriguing! More details?" This oughta' be good... Methinks that player may be spending too much time jerking off to housewife whore porn. 😉
  • iknowbetter
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    3 years ago
    A $50 tip at Applebee’s once resulted in a rental car blowjob from a cute (but a little chubby) mom of 3 just tryin to make ends meet in semi rural Alabama.
  • drewcareypnw
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    3 years ago
    @iknowbetter... if that story was in 2 truths and a lie, I don't know if I would pick it as the lie!
  • san_jose_guy
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    3 years ago
    People have posted multiple times about sessioning with the desk clerks in major hotels. I guess you just need to find stuff that caters to travelers. Some AMPs and some Strip Clubs are clearly this way. Some people have learned to pick up on waitresses. SJG
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