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Two years ago I go to Minnesota and claim to be from Texas. Then a good chunk of the customers want to ask why I donât have an accent.
(FYI to anybody, âTexas accentsâ are a country thing. If you go into a city hoping to hear that you will probably be disappointed)
Remembering that, more recently I claimed Colorado. Now the response is âoh, then why would you come *here*?â And Iâm thinking to myself ?? IMO Minnesota/Wisconsin are absolutely beautiful states and great for lots of camping options. Not saying anyone has to act like Texans and create a state pledge or anything else excessiveâŚbut sheesh take more pride in where you come from.
AnywaysâŚ.since the truth gets reactions thinking of just making up somewhere
Iâm hoping doesnât really get reactions. Maybe claim to be from Florida or something? Oregon? Probably donât want to claim to be local just in case I say something really ignorant lol
(FYI to anybody, âTexas accentsâ are a country thing. If you go into a city hoping to hear that you will probably be disappointed)
Remembering that, more recently I claimed Colorado. Now the response is âoh, then why would you come *here*?â And Iâm thinking to myself ?? IMO Minnesota/Wisconsin are absolutely beautiful states and great for lots of camping options. Not saying anyone has to act like Texans and create a state pledge or anything else excessiveâŚbut sheesh take more pride in where you come from.
AnywaysâŚ.since the truth gets reactions thinking of just making up somewhere
Iâm hoping doesnât really get reactions. Maybe claim to be from Florida or something? Oregon? Probably donât want to claim to be local just in case I say something really ignorant lol
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Tell people that you're from upstate NY. It's one of those places that has almost nothing associated with it because NYC sucks all the oxygen out of the room for the rest of the state.
When I go to states west of the Mississippi or more towards the deep South and tell people that I'm from Rhode Island, I'm often asked what it's like to live on an island. That's awkward.
I'm also asked why I don't say "Pahk the cah in Hahvad Yahd.", and I then explain how Rhode Island isn't Boston.
To be fair, though, Rhode Island has its own distinctive, thick New Englandy accent, but (like you) my accent is neutral.
A friend of mine with a thick RI accent went to Utah. People accused him of being everything from French to South African.
Ask clubber or Papi
That's a true measurement, by the way.
I too just say Iâm from AZ, since dancers try to build rapport by getting into your personal history the way Shadow describes. Itâs just easier, since Iâm there for dancing with a beauty, not a history lesson on why I migrated.
1. Vegas - nobody is originally from there
2. Phoenix - everyone Iâve ever met that lives there isnât from there and they all hate it.
3. The Midwest - just pick a random place, Cleveland, Dayton, Detroit, Kansas City, nobody would blame you for wanting to leave those areas. Also you could pull off NOT having an accent from those areas. There is a Midwest accent out there but most people donât know it exists including people from the Midwest.
âCouldnât handle the smells from the turnpike?â
âToo many goombahâs for you?â
But, there will likely be someone from Jersey who will ask - what exit? You could say you are from northwest NJ - as the parkway and turnpike donât run through those areas.
From reading your posts, itâs obvious you are a quick thinker - and very intelligent - so I think you will be fine with any state you choose!
One that might end the conversation is to say you are from Kansas. Then if they question you - say you were just released from Leavenworth. That might be a quick - and somewhat abrupt - end to the questions.
You could say you're on the run from the feds, travelling from city-to-city using different names...creates intrigue. Oooo, aaaaahhh, a criminal! Who's gonna pass up a VIP session with a criminal where there's an element of danger? Just tell them the crime was ripping the tags off of mattresses or something, not robbing dudes...
Or if you say Texas, they ask why no accent, and you tell them Texas accents are just in the sticks, they'll ask what non-sticks part of Texas. That's when you stand up and shout: I'm from where the stars at night, are big and bright *clapclapclapclap* deep in the heart of Texas!
(Maybe that one's a little much)
https://youtu.be/8v9-BWReQ6w
I'd just lean in. If you don't want to tell them the truth, and that's 1000% completely fine, have answers for that stuff. If you want to have fun with it, that's fine too. If you're trying to shut down the conversation, go for simpler answers. If you're in Minnesota, say you're from Texas and there to get out of the heat. Or you came to visit family. Or you're temporarily relocated while until the trial is over.
Also, if you're trying to avoid it, don't ask customers where they're from.
No one is from there.
Especially not if they're a stripper.
They'll ask about the dumbass shows they saw on TV. Just tell them there are plenty of batshit crazy fuckers out in the woods, but you mostly just did normal stuff living in the city.
And when they ask why you left, or what your doing there, just tell them the weather. Doesn't matter how shitty a place you are, it's warmer than Alaska.
I got parts at an autoparts store in Iowa a couple years ago, When they needed my phone number for warranty. The person helping me knew the area code and started telling me how lucky I was to live in Colorado, that they would move there if they could afford it... bla, bla, bla.
I have family in Illinois also. Whenever I go there, I get thru, "What the hell are you doing here then?" Mostly i hear this from people in flatland states that may not have abundant outdoor activities. I don't get the hype sometimes.
I guess you can say you like traveling-around and seeing different places but good chance they would still say something like "yeah but why would you come here ..." - I guess at the end all you can do is shrug your shoulders and smile and then grab his junk and ask if he'd like a dance - that outta shut him up đ
The other suggestions are good if they are asking this question before they commit to spending. Weirdo customer quirks
However, I do enjoy fuckinâ with the heads of dimwits. So my suggestion is to put on a fake cockney accent. Really over the top, like a production of âOliveâ at one of your ape high schools. I repeat, an accent from a bad high-school production of âOliverâ.
Then insist that the fake accent is actually a Texas accent. See how the horny old apes react. Youâll have fun. ROAR!!!
Question tends to come up because I like mentioning Iâm a traveler whenever I show up places. One because itâs an easy conversation starter about a local area. Two because I like to subtly encourage customers to spend whatever they are going to spend on me cause who knows whenever they will see me again. đ
âTwas just weird having to shill an area to freaking locals was all lol
Also have to say, itâs super amusing the traveling customers because once they know Iâve danced in âbetter placesâ then they feel comfortable about griping about the club rulesâŚwhile continuing to buy dances lol
Probably making up having family members would be the easiest (not to mention the safest on the off chance somebody wants to follow home, which has thankfully never happened to me ever)
Some of these answers tho are great đ
If he's bald though, you're shit outta luck because that won't work..