I can't tell if you're telling us how to club or asking us. I get the impression you're trying to tell us. Based mostly on the "disregard the number of reviews..." which seem to indicate you want us to just trust you, cause you're an expert. That being the case, I'll offer up a little constructive criticism of your advice.
For a seasoned vet, your advice is pretty sketchy at best. Suggesting reading reviews, okay, you're off to a good start. All downhill from here though. Noting dancer names? Ehh, maybe in your area. In south Florida, its arguable at best. Here, Monday's afternoon's Bambi isn't always Thursday nights Bambi; at the larger clubs it's a near certainty it's not the same girl. You're not just wasting time remembering names, you're setting yourself up for disappointment. Maybe if the review also noted a physical description with the names your odds of a similar experience could increase. Even setting aside the different girl problem, you've also got the taste problem. Don't understand what I mean by taste problem. Try a case study: Kim Kardashian. Is she beautiful? Is she a hobbit?
Dressing appropriately? WTF kind of advice is that. The sort of person who needs advice on how to prepare for a strip club doesn't know what appropriate dress for one is; If they did, why mention it at all? What kind of imbecile knowingly dresses in a way they know is inappropriate? The only concrete advice there is the implied going commando, which is hardly sound advice and hardly good for everyone. Sure, some like to do it that way. For others, its a terrible idea. Tell us what you consider appropriate. Bonus points for context. BTW, the context is why people look to see your reviews. Lack of them can't simply be disregarded because you assure us you know what you're doing.
Hygiene? If you really need to read a post on an internet forum to realize that you should be clean to interact with others, particularly in close quarters, you really need to rethink your place as an adult in a modern society. Such individuals likely need specifics on what constitutes hygienic preparation. Without specifics its kinda useless.
Sufficient cash? Again the same problem. This advice is clearly geared towards those with zero experience. Give some tips as to what sufficient is or how to determine it. And the ATM card? It seems contradictory to both have sufficient cash & and ATM card. If you did the first, you wouldn't need the latter. Some would argue bringing an ATM card to a strip club is terrible advice for a novice strip clubber. Perhaps totally fine for the seasoned vet with money to burn and self control to avoid overspending, but I think most would agree for a rookie with questionable social skills its not the best idea.
And then you suggest bringing Viagra? Jesus fucking Christ. If the hypothetical person you wrote this for needs to be told to wear clothes but not underwear, not be offensively dirty, and bring money to a strip club, they have no god damn business bringing Viagra. They need to slow down and dip their toe in the SC scene first, before they hit the deep end. And nothing of condoms at this point? Dude. Come. On. When you're ready for Viagra to enhance you're strip club visit, you'll know. Also, keep in mind not everyone who goes to strip clubs has a penis. Jus' sayin'
And no, I don't need your help with any problems. I'm well aware of how to perpetrate [sic] a strip club visit. Not trying to be a dick, but condescension breeds condescension. Just so you know, condescension is an attitude of patronizing superiority.
PS, I'm sure the use of perpetrate was just a typo/spellcheck error, but its actually my favorite part of your post. I've already ripped it off and used it in a real world conversation. I'm looking forward to perpetrating a visit to a strip club soon. It just strikes me as an apropos word to use.
