Comments by EastCoaster (page 11)

Yes, doc, that definitely counts. Congrats! The closest I ever got was two 20-something half-sisters (same mom, different dads) the first time I ever went to TJ, back in 2014. A heavenly half-hour in a private hotel room with these two super-cute spinners was $100 for both. Not $100 each -- $100 total. That was my first FFM experience. Unforgetable.

I also just tried it in Firefox, and it looks fine to me.

I'm using Chrome on my laptop, and I can see the left (and right) panel just fine. I like this layout a lot.

Click on username "tuscl" and this is what it says: tuscl A catch-all account This account is used for storing all reviews of users who asked to be removed from this site. They're here because the reviews still provide valuable insight to the listings. Do not send messages to this account as it is not monitored.

This was submitted -- word for word -- as a review, which I just rejected. JohnyJohny69, please read the review guidelines before submitting another one.

I pretty much agree with everything that’s been said here. In writing reviews, I will generally skip a description unless there’s something unusual or noteworthy, like “If you sit at the bar, you can’t see the stage at all,” or “There’s another barroom down a somewhat hidden flight of stairs, with a small stage and two private VIP rooms,” or “The stage is five feet high, so when tipping, making contact with anything other than the dancers’ ankles is unlikely.” Club regulars will know things like this, but I try to write reviews that will be helpful to first-time visitors. I’m not a big fan of someone writing “This place has been described many times, so I won’t bother.” The problem is that if a whole string of reviewers say that, I might have to scroll back through 10 or 15 reviews to find something useful. That said, I’m not saying I want bullshit descriptions or the wall decor or whether the men’s room is on the right or the left, just anything unusual or noteworthy that would help someone who’s never been to the club.

Nice well-written review, but I take issue with your title. The possibilities here are nowhere near endless, as there is no privacy anywhere, including the so-called VIP. Instead, I think you hit the nail on the head when you wrote, "I could see the possibility of a tiny amount of milage with the right girl at the right time." The operative word in that sentence is "tiny". Everything that goes on here is done in full view of others in the club. I like this place for what it is -- ultra-cheap lap dances with attractive black girls done out in the open with some touching allowed. No more, no less.

Of course Arizona Turd Blossom called this a Club Ad -- because he didn't read far enough to see I said another club was a much better value.

"She still looks good, gives a decent grind at $10 a pop, and thankfully is not nearly so handsy with your tool anymore." Hmmm... curious why you're thankful for that. That was always my favorite part about getting $10 dances from her at Follies. To each his own, of course.

Brahma2k, just curious: What does GC mean in your opening sentence? "Sit down at a table in a GC." Is this short for Gentlemen's Club, or something else?

Great review from a trusted contributor. I had been to this club several times before the remodel, and though I managed to have fun a few times (including one of my most memorable VIP experiences ever -- OMG), it was certainly hit or miss. Later on, I wrote one of the first reviews right after they finished the remodel and I just raved about the place. So did quite a number of others shortly after that, and the TUSCL consensus was that this was definitely the top club in the area. From Dolfan's description above, as well as other recent reviews, it seems they've really lost some of that mojo in just a few months. Has there been a change in management?

Seems to be working now.

I messaged founder about this yesterday.

I've certainly rejected my share of very short reviews. There have been several submitted with just one or two words -- and a couple with, literally, just one or two *letters* -- not even whole words. Shit like that doesn't sit well with me. I include comments when down-voting reviews, but I'm not usually nasty. However, I will admit that in rejecting the ones from people who don't even pretend to be trying, my comments include the words "fucking moron." Going forward, it will be interesting to see how well we can identify submissions written solely by Artificial Intelligence. Not just the ones submitted, but the ones that get through as well.

^ Good advice from C.M.I., above. The site has been janky lately in a number of odd ways. FYI, there's no limit on the number of reviews you can post. You can post multiple reviews for the same club, but if it has been fewer than four weeks since your last one (or maybe it's 30 days), it'll get published -- if it passes adjudication -- but you won't get VIP credit.

@Dave_Anderson, this is not related to your topic at all, but you have been on TUSCL for more than 10 years and have never posted a strip club review or, to my knowledge, initiated a discussion related to strip clubs. I usually don't pay much attention to your posts, but I'm reacting today because you said, "I'm severely restricted on YouTube, completely banned on Facebook, and have been kicked off countless platforms simply for my opinions." This is certainly telling. I am not judging your opinions nor advocating that you be kicked off TUSCL, but do you know that this is a site devoted to the discussion of strip clubs? Why do you bother posting here? Is it because it's one of the few places left that still allows you to do so? Here is a dictionary definition of a troll: "a person who tries to cause problems on an Internet message board by posting messages that cause other people to argue, become angry, etc." Not saying you're *trying* to cause problems, but the fact that you "have been kicked off countless platforms" speaks for itself in terms of the results and consequences of your posts. I don't mean to be overly harsh, but I think you need a new hobby. Who knows, you might like strip clubs, as do at least 99.99% of the people who frequent this site. Why not try visiting a nearby club and telling us about your experience? That, to me, would be a worthy contribution to a site called The Ultimate Strip Club List.

You ever meet a stripper in a club who is just so damn sexy you take right to VIP? Yes, about a year ago at Bare Assets in Holiday, FL. It was the only time I visited the club, so it was a bit of a crap shoot, but it worked out very well. I was in and out of the club in 40 minutes, spending maybe one minute in the restroom, four minutes getting settled at the bar, five minutes in conversation with a stunningly beautiful Cuban, and the remaining 30 minutes in the VIP with her before heading out. She was amazing in every respect.

Wow. Not something you see every day. What makes you think they were strippers? 😁

Nice first-time review, sb24 -- well-written and informative. Thanks for taking the time to post it.

Mate27, I totally agree. Belushi and Ackroyd were great. SNL opened one broadcast in 1978 with Garrett Morris (mentioned above) introducing the Blues Brothers. At the end of the walk-on music, Belushi -- in all his schlubby portliness -- does a frickin' *cartwheel* and in the process doesn't even lose his fedora, sunglasses, or the gum he is chewing. Then as the band finishes the intro to "Soul Man," Belushi and Ackroyd break into dancing that showcases both Belushi's unexpected gracefulness and Ackroyd's comedic nerdiness -- and the rest is history. The clip still makes me laugh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTWH1Fdkjow

Mate27, I agree that the Jenna Ortega Waffle House skit two weeks ago was hilarious. A lot of things on that episode were very funny, and the two performances by "The 1975" band were excellent. Your premise that us old fucks who are likely to die in ten years are stuck in the past and not currently watching SNL and/or not finding it funny is just wrong. I'm old enough that I watched the first SNL episode in real time when it aired in 1975, and while I have not seen every single broadcast since then, I have been a regular watcher all these years. The show has *always* been hit or miss -- a mixture of funny and unfunny stuff. While I think the writing has varied considerably in quality from year to year, the cast has *always* included some outstanding comedic actors (Andy Kaufman not withstanding). In addition to Eddie Murphy, SNL launched the careers of John Belushi, Mike Myers, Chris Rock, Tina Fey, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Adam Sandler, Amy Poehler, Chevy Chase, Dan Ackroyd, Bill Murray, Kristin Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Will Farrell... and that's just off the top of my head. However, as to your comment "SNL is creating memoir yidats youth so the brand continues," I will admit that I am too old to understand the meaning of that. Now, where's that pudding cup... :-)

^^ Goodclubrep, the Art Linkletter part didn't sound right to me, either, but that's what Garrett Morris said in the clip I linked to, so that's why I wrote it in my comment. My distant-and-fuzzy memory of a different interview with Morris is that he said it happened on Ted Mack's Original Amateur Hour, which, being in the 1950s, probably *was* live. That would have been in an era when such blatant racism was, I assume, more common than it would have been during the slightly later era of Art Linkletter's show. Other than the Linkletter reference, I have no trouble believing that it really happened.

Excellent review -- well-written and informative. Thanks for taking the time to post it.

OMG, I remember that SNL skit very well, and it was hilarious. (Garrett Morris is black, in case some of you are not familiar with him). In a later interview, Morris said that the skit was based on a real event that happened on live television on the Art Linkletter Show (probably in the early 1960s). An older white woman in the audience, a songwriter, was coaxed to come up on stage, sit at the piano, and sing what she considered to be one of her best songs. The one she chose started with the line "Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the n*ggers I see." Wow. See Garrett Morris describe the moment here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAkYNpkj1cw

I just looked at the strip clubs listed for California, and while there are links to individual cities, there is no link for City of Industry, which has long been a destination of high interest among mongers. That said, I found three clubs listed under La Puente, none of which are in La Puente -- they all have City of Industry addresses. Looking at the map, I see that La Puente is the next town over, but if you weren't familiar with the area, would you think to look up clubs in La Puente?