I think she has begun to suspect something
My strip club habits are pretty low-key. It has mostly been when I travel for work, or my wife is. out of town to visit family. Apart from that stupid cell phone incident in 2008, she should have no reasonable suspicion that I still go out from time to time. But lately I have begun to wonder. First there was that stupis Verified Room. I thoughtI crumpled up and tossed the verification sheet, butI found it sitting on my desk a few days later. I'm pretty sure my wife found it and put it there. I should have shredded the paper, burnt the shreds, and flushed the ashes. Last week we were at the mall finishing up our Christmas shopping. We got some chick-fil-a at the food court, and the waitress gave me my $12 change all in singles. I said, "Hm. She must think I need singles for some reason." A few moments later my wife responded, "Maybe for the strip club." I looked at her and she had a big shit-eating grin on her face. I spun some of my bullshit about tipping carhops and shuttle drivers... but I have to wonder.
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last commentIt sounds like she knows beyond a reasonable doubt. And she's waiting for you to cop to it.
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The 'big grin on her face' does make me think Sirlap is right.
Time for 'the talk' ?
Good luck
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Busted!
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Good News;
“Divorce is always good option”
“I know that sounds weird, but is true, because not good marriage has ever ended in divorce.
It is really that simple.”
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I said, "Hm. She must think I need singles for some reason."
^^
You sort of set yourself up for her response there!
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There's no "begun" about it. She knows.
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I'm sure your response to the singles didn't help. I think there's a psychological term but it's almost as if you were admitting or feeling guilty with that comment.
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Gamma, here is what you do. Do a little research on TUSCL and find the more tame "air dance" club that is close to you. No VIP rooms and no touching allowed clubs. Take her to it so she can see what goes on. She will assume they are all like that and then won't care.
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I think it was a hint for ‘Take me to the club’, she feelin frisky.
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in my case single is simply simpler than dealing with a bitchy jealous possessive wife.
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Warrior and Pistola know what they’re talking about.
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Way to increase the paranoia level Fun_Loving_Fella ;-)
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I agree with Warrior. Take her on a trip to St Louis, then go to thug busiest SC (Hustler Club). Lots of beautiful dancers. Not a chance in hell for extras.
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Hell, while you are at the Hustler Club, you could buy her a personal VIP just for her. As soon as she goes into the room, you run out the door and literally one block away to Miss Kitty’s, by a 30 minute VIP and fuck your brains out, then run back to the Hustler Club just in time to by a round of drinks as she is coming out of VIP.
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^^ Lol
And then be sure to wish her Happy New Year
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===> "I Think She Has Begun To Suspect Something"
Gee, ya think? She's done everything but hire a sky writer. 😀
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Nidan said..."Lots of beautiful dancers. Not a chance in hell for extras."
Just stroke the manager so he doesnt come by every 10 min. He will just cum at the end
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^^^ CIIP!!!
Or.....cum in his pants
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Long time ago, when I was cheating on a spouse, yes, P4P pegging was the only way I thought safe enough.
But I dismantled that death trap marriage. So now P4P pegging will be more for going into new metros. I will be doing that.
SJG
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As we say over here...you've been rumbled.
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So, you admit to it and work it out, you admit to it and divorce, or back off SC activities for a good long while (while simultaneously treating your wife better than usual) and hope for the best.
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===> "So, you admit to it and work it out, you admit to it and divorce, or back off SC activities for a good long while (while simultaneously treating your wife better than usual) and hope for the best."
Or...
You just keep your mouth shut, admit nothing and cover your tracks better. If she's not making a big deal of it, then neither should you. Women over a certain age who have been married for a long time understand more than you think about men. She knows you don't want to go anywhere and, at this point in her life, the odds are good that neither does she. Just stop throwing it in her face and FFS keep the shit out of the homefront or you may force her to confront it.
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I think she wants to go with you!
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She actually agreed to go strip clubbing with me in Houston after a nice holiday dinner, but was too drunk to even make it out of the parking garage.
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Good start gamma ape. Now tell her that you want invite a stripper over so she can watch while you do unspeakable things with the stripper. Punctuate it with a mighty ROAR!!! and beat your chest. That works for gorillas so I suspect it will also work with hairless apes.
I think this is top notch rickvice. What does my brother from an ape mother say?
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gammanu95,
What kind of gun was being held to your head to force you to get married?
Guys like you, you keep the divorce lawyers in business.
SJG
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