I was talking to a dancer in Ft. Myers who was bragging that she was dancing for the mayor of Naples in this club the other day, and that he was trying to get a couple of clubs to open in Naples and she was going to move there to dance at the clubs and be his SB.
- Naples is one of the richest, toniest, snootiest cities in the nation.
- There are no strip clubs in Naples because none have ever been or ever will be allowed. Even the AMPs struggle there.
- I cannot think of even the most corrupt mayor of the shittiest town in America openly bragging in a strip club about who he is.
So who was shitting who? Did the dancer buy into a line of strippershit from a customer who was plying her for mileage and extras, or was it just another line of strippershit to me from the dancer for no other reason than her nature?
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Perhaps a little of both?
I would go customer BS, there is probably a ton of that shit going on clubs but I’m just not douchie enough to make up a story about myself
I told her to STFU about that. How am I supposed to convince city council when half of them read this and are pissed I cut them out of the action 🙄
This smells like customer shit. It’s actually a good line - if it’s difficult to find online photos of the mayor. It’s more difficult to tell lies about being a public figure nowadays.
The club was full of chemical engineers and biophysicists, so I had to step up my game. BTW, I told her I was the Mayor of NIPPLES, I don't know how she heard NAPLES.
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