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Waking up in the morning

gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
My brain: "ah, fuck."

My body: "Please don't get up yet."

My penis: "This. Is. SPARTA!!!"

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Lil_Baller100
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5 years ago
I waking in da morning feeling like p diddy. Got my glasses Im out da door I’m gonna hit dis city. Befo I leave brush my teet wit a bottle of jack
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