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Waking up in the morning

Jan 12, 2020, 5:15 PM

Don't take him literally, but you had better take him seriously.

My brain: "ah, fuck."

My body: "Please don't get up yet."

My penis: "This. Is. SPARTA!!!"

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Lil_Baller1006 years ago

I waking in da morning feeling like p diddy. Got my glasses Im out da door I’m gonna hit dis city. Befo I leave brush my teet wit a bottle of jack

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