My brain: "ah, fuck."
My body: "Please don't get up yet."
My penis: "This. Is. SPARTA!!!"
Waking up in the morning
gammanu95Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
My brain: "ah, fuck."
My body: "Please don't get up yet."
My penis: "This. Is. SPARTA!!!"
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I waking in da morning feeling like p diddy. Got my glasses Im out da door I’m gonna hit dis city. Befo I leave brush my teet wit a bottle of jack
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