I had never looked forward to a halftime show like I had when two of the most MILFtastic Latinas innmusic were announced to be performing together. While Jennifer Lopez never ceases to amaze being one of the sexiest mature women around, I was looking forward to seeing Shakira even more.
Then I saw the photos from the presser. How depressing. J-Lo was J-Lo. Flawless in a sleeveless white halter and matching slacks. Hair on point. Toned arms and abs. Shakira in a shapeless T-shirt and jeans. Not even a T-shirt that a minivan mom would wear to a backyard barbecue. Black jeans that were unflattering. A second chin. And that still shot of her catching or (even worse) throwing the football is cringe-worthy.
Damn. Couldn't J-Lo have shared her trainer and dietitian for three fucking months?


J-LO's has been single of and on throughout her career so her brand is based on guys thinking they have a chance to date her. Shakira has been in a steady relationship with a very jealous soccer player. If you watch enough of her videos in the past 10 years you will notice she rarely has a male love interest. If I had Shakira at home, id make sure she only came out in public with a t shirt with my face on it.