Comments by pensionking

It is the one area the left and the right can find common ground. The left believes all women who p4p are trafficked. The right believes Jesus is offended.

In Ireland, if a bar or club or party is described as having "good craic", it means that it has a fun atmosphere -- a good time can be had -- good vibes. This urban slang has hopped the pond and is used in a colloquial fashion in America in this way.

This is a serious reply to what, I presume, is a serious question. Before I discovered TUSCL, years ago, when I traveled (often for business), I had no other means of mongering than to TOFTT in city after city. I'd examine the hotel yellow pages and hit the road in my rental car with nothing more than an airport map of the city. Sometimes I came up empty. Many times, not. Maybe an old school approach is your best bet. Without firm intel in a place like Detroit or Tijuana, your best approach (assuming you have a rental car) is to head to a brothel with a firm idea of the maximum you are willing to pay. Probably best to avoid the most well know brothel (Moonlight Bunny Ranch) as you are most likely to encounter GPS (Golden Pussy Syndrome) there. Hit the brothel and be a discerning shopper. Your willingness to enter, peruse and walkout without making a purchase is your greatest weapon. If they are having a slow day and are wanting to make bank, they'll come down to your offer -- if not, tough tittiies for them. Make conversation. Have the name of another nearby brothel to name drop. Ask her how long she has worked where you are. Ask her if she is happy there. Then, ask her if she has heard of the other place and ask her how they compare. That discretely lets her know that you know you have options. Later, when she offers her services for $$$$, you simply say, "I'm so sorry, but I was not planning on spending anywhere near that much . . . would you consider $$$ for 30 minutes of xxx?" If she declines, ask if there is anyone else in the house that she thinks might consider your offer? If not, thank her for her time and get up to leave. NBD I had one such experience at a Reno area brothel and got what I wanted for $150, but that was pre-Y2K -- haha Worst case -- you spent an hour or so rubbing up against some pros. Then, hit the strip club and run your OTC game there. All you have to lose is a bit of your time, if you refuse to overpay. Then, report back here with your experiences in detail and we are all better for it. Good luck!!!

To think I once defended this location as not being unsafe for a guy to get some. Proven wrong. End of an era.

No, so there is no explaining to do. Yes, as my S/O and I are going on 5 years with no sex. She was never that in to it to begin with and now it is a No fly Zone No way she'd partake or even understand it.

Nibble on my ear. No man can resist it.

"Officers executed search warrants at both Chantilly Lace and Exclusive Lingerie boutique on 7th Street. Code violations were issued forcing the businesses to shut down. Police say during the raid, several women were detained and questioned by investigators but no one has been charged at this time. This investigation is ongoing. Police say when it’s completed, charges will be filed against those found in violation. The police department and mayor's office on domestic violence and human trafficking prevention says it’s committed to ending the demand of the commercial sex trade industry in the city." The police department and the mayor's office on domestic violence and human trafficking??? Classic horseshit. Eliminating these businesses will do NOTHING toward ending the DEMAND for commercial sex. Fucking nonsense. It only decreases the SUPPLY of commercial sex. Decreasing the supply may well actually increase the incidence of domestic violence and/or drive the specter of human trafficking further underground. Previously, sex workers had a quasi-legitimate address within which to provide their precious time and talent in exchange for a little treasure. Human trafficking needs to be eliminated by incarcerating pimps to excessive sentences. In other words, alter the cost/benefit ratio of being a pimp to the level at which it is no longer worth it to be one. Eliminating a venue at which a willing adult transacts business with other willing adults has NOTHING TO DO with reducing trafficking. It is ALL ABOUT legislating morality. Enjoy your future empty downtown storefronts, you shitty Rockford excuse for municipal leadership -- your town sucks and now there is one less reason to ever go there.

Liwet -- that Doritos Commercial is fucking hilarious!

Most popular car name -- Hummer!

Has availability to Casino Girls in Vegas been dropping off lately? I was in Vegas recently, as I have for years, often availing myself of reasonable CG company in places like Aria, Planet H, MGM, Venetian, Caesars, Mirage, TI and the like. When slumming, I might hit Flamingo, Excalibur or Ballys, depending upon where I was staying. I usually avoid Bellagio, Wynn and Encore for this activity as typically beyond my price point. During this particular visit, however, finding talent at any price point whatsoever was more difficult than I can ever remember -- striking out specifically at Aria, PH, Caesars, Cosmo, Park MGM and NYNY after hours of circling and seeking. Even at MGM, I had to circulate the bar areas for 90 minutes before making a connection near a bank of elevators. Most frustrating trip in 15 years -- I historically gamble, eat, gamble, monger and gamble. On this trip,monger was replaced with wander, wander, wander. I am curious of other PLs recent Vegas experiences seeking CG company. Was my recent weekend a one-off failure or evidence of an emerging trend? Was my issue the fact that it was a weekend instead of a weekday? Are hotels allowing LE on the casino floor in the name of security as a result of the Mandalay Bay shooting? I suppose it could be me -- they saw me coming and headed the other way? -- this would be a terrible development -- hahaha. Seriously, thoughts, boys??

How many flowers (Rose, Lily, Daisy), precious gems (Sapphire, Diamond, Ruby) and car names (Porsche, Mercedes, Jaguar) are there?? What 's next -- dessert names? (Twinkie, HoHo, DingDong, Cherry Pie) It goes on and on . . .

No, but all her exams are oral

Yeah, you have to be smart or have lots of cash to get in

I would say Dirk's summary is pretty spot on. A year ago, good times found in Harvey/Hammond, IN. Not so much any more. Only thing I might add would be to consider Heavenly Bodies near O'Hare Airport.

Super great question. If working at HKTJ, I would give a 9.5. If she spoke English -- a 10. Much better looking than the average at HKTJ -- agree or disagree??

Nidan111 for the win . . . I'd say there is a better than 50-50 chance the perp has a drug habit that their opportunistic petty theft is feeding. That makes them potentially very unstable and unpredictable. I would say your safety comes first. Don't be a Bruce Willis. Be a good witness. Tell the cop in the parking lot what you saw. Let the professional handle the law enforcement.

Kissing is more intimate because you can taste it. Fucking is just friction.

In my early 20s, a Dean Witter stockbroker talked me into buying stock in a satellite company that went to $0. DW was probably making a market in the piece of shit. Fuckers. That was when I decided to educate myself and forever do my own analysis and make my own decisions. Know what you own and why you own it.

What about the notion that we are not supposed to "shoplift the pooty"?

A detailed description of the interactions the author may have had with dancers does give me a sense of whether or not to visit a given club over another. If that comes across as a Penthouse Forum letter, so be it. I enjoy the read. Succinctly, what did you get for what you paid is very useful in a review -- more than telling me whether the bathroom is left or right of the stage, the cost of a beer, etc. As long as the author is not describing a one-off experience with a longtime regular ATF, I can extrapolate their experience to one I might have for myself.

The last time I visited TJ, during the taxi ride over, I got a decent look at a migrant camping area off to the right. Sad and depressing. Killed the mood. 5 minutes later, with tits in my face, I shook it off and forgot about it. I am a bad person. An hour later, I had contributed US $80 to the local economy. I am a good person.

Easy -- Farmerart

Reverse the stripper shit. Call it PL shit. Tell her next time that you never party outside the club in your hotel room, but she is so pretty, amazing, exciting that you just have to consider itin this special circumstance. If she takes it as a challenge and you can convince her of your reluctance, you may be in. People want what they think they cannot have. Good luck, let us know what happens!

It is most commonly referred to as cock-worship. For me, it is all about her enthusiasm and complete lack of revulsion. If she is shying away from my explosion down her throat, I can sense it and it kind of ruins it for me. I never want to feel as if I am making someone do something that they don't really want to do. She seals the deal for me if she plays with my cum in her mouth a few seconds before swallowing with eagerness.

Making the drive strikes me as much less perverted than when we explode inside our own pants on purpose.