Comments by sflguy123 (page 4)

I was at a "pumping party" once in Miami. But it wasn't what I expected. My butt is still sore!

Wait you left out my P.S. Here is my PM in it's entirety: "Hey Shadow, Hope all is well! I was with a girl at follies the other day and she said she knew you.. She said she wanted to take both us to VIP at the same time, and give me a blow job with CIM and then give you a kiss. I said I don't know but i would ask him.. I would pay for the VIP and you wouldn't have to pay anything. Does that sound like something you would be interested in? she said you liked kissing and she was into it. P.S. If this doesn't work for you instead I can fuck you bareback in the ass while she spits repeatedly in your face. She thinks you'd really like this too." :)

I use the ignore list sparingly too. My Ignore List: sflguy123 :)

If it were Papi ever thread not involving phat AA strippers would be removed.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

There's as much proof that Ben is a rapist as there is that Trump is into golden showers. But that doesn't stop ppl that hate either from spreading it. In Ben's case the woman he "raped" was emailing co-workers at the hotel she worked at and where they hooked up that she was gonna marry him. Over a year later after he showed no interest in her, it was basically a one night stand, she sued him. No criminal charges were never brought. Why? Because she or her lawyers never went to the police it was all about lawyers and suing him for money. Ben's probably a douche like lots of rich and famous and ppl who can do things the vast majority of people can't but that doesn't make him a rapist...unless you already hate him.

Just saw this on ESPN: "Patriots QB Tom Brady is 4-0 with 15 TD and 0 INT in 4 career home games against the Steelers." If you need me I'll be under my bed.

NE has been the Steelers achilles heel for years now. So as a Steelers fan I'm hating having to play them next. Hopefully we can finally beat them. Gronk not being there helps as he's killed them. That missed 2 pt conversion had me worried. I thought it might be better for them to tie the game and then Pittsburgh would get the ball with almost 3 minutes and 3 timeouts for a chance at a game winning FG(with worst case OT). Since KC was down by 2 I thought they would onside kick it and if they recovered they could get a FG to win instead of a 2 to tie. But they kicked off and the Steelers were able to get 1 first down to be able to run out the clock.

My password is on the complete list but it isn't anywhere near the top as most used.

They've done a single review of that very club. 5 stars. https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=516345

I'd prefer to invade something else!

I was driving home from a stripclub at around 3:30 on I-95 around Ft Laud area and the overhead warning signs all said FLL Airport Closed. I wondered why so I put on the radio and then heard the news. Several police w/ lights on passed me throughout my drive home and this was a few hours after the incident.

"However if you google the exact user name tuscl review, then you can read the whole review without writing a bs review." I wonder why this loophole exists? I just logged out and tried it for a user here who writes long reviews and I was able to pull up review after review from him starting at Google. It doesn't affect me but kinda weird.

^^^ Nope smart ass!!! That's where I keep my valuables and/or lunch meats!!!

In my defense it wasn't me but the dead rats in my pockets.

He reportedly owns 1/10000%

Fuck her right in the pussy!

I don't recall anyone stopping on me but I've had strippers complain they were getting wet(like it's a negative). It's a big turn on for me. I guess they want to look at it as a business transaction and don't want emotions involved.

I often get asked "Why are you here?" I'm like what do you mean? They mostly reply "Clearly you are gay!"

This one looks the best: https://www.instagram.com/p/q2OzFxN2JS/

I create a separate Microsoft Paint file for each stripper I am with. Here's some of them, let me know if any look familar. Total slut: http://www.clipartpanda.com/clipart_images/i-m-still-trying-to-figure-31028149 UHM but not very pretty http://www.clipartpanda.com/clipart_images/her-best-stick-figure-31027846 A ROB: http://www.clipartpanda.com/clipart_images/girl-stick-figure-cartoon-31038054 I was drunk when I did this one: http://www.clipartpanda.com/clipart_images/mom-mother-running-mommy-adult-31038556 ATF Selfie: http://www.clipartpanda.com/clipart_images/draw-31041339

The only thing I now watch on MTV is The Challenge and occasionally Catfish.

As long as ur not talking about the Browns.

Was she a dog!

I didn't even know an ATM would dispense $50 bills. Maybe I don't take out enough that it moves up to that denomination.