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Comments by sflguy123 (page 16)

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    10 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    What would you do? Lapdance prank
    I think that was pornstar Ana Foxxx. Her technique needed some work. Trying to lick a strangers face was a bit much. I'd be embarassed myself and figure something was up(and maybe LDK).
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    10 years ago
    Kat the Midget Stripper
    Are her dances half price? boom! I'll be here all week.
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    10 years ago
    Patriots accused of cheating in championship game......
    http://espn.go.com/boston/story/_/id/12202450/nfl-says-new-england-patriots-had-inflated-footballs-afc-championship-game Supposedly 11 outta 12 balls approx 15% deflated(2/13). I really wanna know how the Colts balls were. That's a lot of air to leave a lot of balls in a few hours. Virtually impossible w/o tampering. If this report is accurate I could see them losing draft picks, maybe Bellicheat suspended for games next season. Nothing can be done about the SuperBowl. I'd vote that America's Team the Pittsburgh Steelers take their place but that's just me.
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    10 years ago
    GACA
    Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
    How many women have you had?
    Do immediate family members count? :O
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    10 years ago
    rattdog
    New York
    FUCK, MARRY, KILL THE FACTS OF LIFE EDITION
    Fuck: Mrs Garrett (she's a GILF) Marry: Geri (cerebral palsy turns me on) Kill: George Clooney (Monuments Men then never happens plus him playing Batman)
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    10 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Another PL getting burned w/ his credit card @ a SC
    I was gonna call BS to that review but several other reviews mentioned not using a CC there. 04/11/14 - Like others have said DO NOT USE YOUR CREDIT CARD HERE. 05/07/14 - DO NOT give them your credit card. I know too many people who were charged extra drinks and dances.  07/12/14 - DO NOT USE YOUR CREDIT CARD HERE! Cash only. Trust me on this one. I never have or will use a CC in a SC but seen it done and they not only take your CC in advance but also your ID. So it's hard not to sign. I can't believe the waitress would say something like "Oh come on you can afford it". Also the math doesn't work, if he was charged for dances while sitting and talking for an hour that would not come close to several thousand. At 3 minutes a song that would be 20 songs. Assuming $50 a song that would be $1000 and this club appears to be $20 a song so $400. Simply dispute the charge and let them sue you. Also if the charges were for dances over drinks the stripper should have been given most of the money. Bet that didn't happen.
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    10 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    I hate to report this Miami 2AMer but it is news.
    I never even heard of this club until now. Last review almost 2 years ago. Google maps is cool b/c you can see different pics of the club over the years but the most recent pic is from 2011 when it looks out of business with the name QTs Cabaret
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    10 years ago
    Electronman
    Too much of a good thing is never enough
    WORST strip club song
    Worst: Creep by Radiohead (I don't think they'd ever play that in a SC it's to accurate) Best: Damn I wish I was was your lover by Sophie B Hawkins
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    10 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Check out the Sausage Castle in where else but Floriduh.
    This doesn't sound kosher!
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    10 years ago
    Questions from strippers....Where do you live? Occupation?
    Ugly stripper Live: Homeless Occupation: Tin Can Collector "Can I get some free dances" Hot stripper Live: You know that mansion a mile from here? Occupation: Managing my millions "Can I fuck you"
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    10 years ago
    Best LD & CR in Miami/Hallandale
    There's way to many clubs and variety in the Miami area to have an answer to such a question. You're better off reading the reviews. Papi has the most extensive reviews, but he prefers black strippers so the 3 clubs mentioned by Dolfan don't met that criteria. If a club doesn't have a lot of recent reviews it probably sucks or is a small establishment that mainly gets locals. You can go to a place were several clubs are close by incase you don't like the first one. Like the first three Dolfan mentioned.
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    10 years ago
    Why I am getting tired of strip clubs
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAqZb52sgpU
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    10 years ago
    Why I am getting tired of strip clubs
    #5 gets 4 stars from me. I just had another bad experience with that. My batting avg on that would be like Stevie Wonder in MLB.
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    10 years ago
    jvTroop
    Dirty Cop
    the chase
    I received IDKWTFBBQ once but a few days later I ended up with SICRMWRAD so never again for me. I'll stick with the standard AYSCNEA with a little INHAQWERTY.
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    10 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    The SC Birthday Girl ?
    She gets a tip if she puts all the birthday candles in her pussy.
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    10 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    More Stripper Lies
    What does DS stand for? The post is missing critical info. Like why did it take 1 1/2 hours until you found her? Was she not there until then, which would explain the other dancer AND waitress not thinking she was there? What was the logical exclamation? Is this a small club? B/c I don't know why a stripper would try to encroach on another stripper unless the options for money was so few in the club. Also this he's my regular which I see on this board to me is crap. Any girl s/b able to go up to any guy and ask him for dances. He can always say no, or no thanks, or I'm waiting for so and so. So not to hijack your post, based on the info provided I think ur reading to much into all this.
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    10 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Dwarf Dancer ?
    I've never seen one. I couldn't see the point of a table dance as everything would be so close to the ground I wouldn't be able to see it nor would she be able to grind any on me as some do during a table dance. A friction dance might be different but I'd expect half off. lol (was that wrong?)
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    10 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Whose your pick for the College Football playoffs ?
    Ironically enough in the old(last year) college poll system Alabama was #1 and FSU #2 in the AP so they would have most likely faced off for the Nat'l Championship. The two teams that just lost. Damn if they only waited one more year.
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    10 years ago
    Strippers and Butt Plugs
    Who doesn't know about your grandma's butt plug? Sorry to break that news to you. Your grandmama is a hoe. :o
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    10 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Whose your pick for the College Football playoffs ?
    Wow Bama goes down too meaning the top 5 teams in the SEC West all lost to non-SEC teams. That leaves Ohio vs Oregon for #1. So I will predict the O's will win the National Championship. Seriously Oregon should be able to outscore Ohio.
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    10 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Whose your pick for the College Football playoffs ?
    Being a FSU grad obviously I was rooting for FSU. But I'm not surprised by their loss. They were a way less talented team than last year. Lost a lot of key players to the NFL(with all the talent they will lose this year it doesn't look good right now for next year). Probably the most notably loss was WR Kelvin Benjamin(part of that amazing WR class). To go undefeated was a major accomplishment considering the talent loss. Beating GT in the ACC Championship who beat a SEC West team yesterday(Miss St) in their bowl game shows that wasn't a fluke. BTW, in the SEC West(supposedly the unbeatables) four of the top five(Miss ST, Ole Miss, Auburn, LSU) all lost their bowl games. We will see what Alabama does. So I'm proud of what FSU accomplished this season considering IMO they way over achieved. I big loss is easier to accept than a close one. Alabama will probably win tonight making for a great Championship game. I hope Oregon wins it all. As I'm not gonna root for Meyer or Saban. Now I have to hope my Steelers win on Saturday.
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    10 years ago
    What's up with facebook?
    I was at a website for the wallet I own (bosca.com) and the next day I am on the website i use for it's tv listings grid (http://affiliate.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCGrid.do) and for whatever reason I must have had adblock plus turned off and there were a bunch of banner ad's for bosca wallets. It probably has to do with cookies(not the edible kind).
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    10 years ago
    grand1511
    Euphoria
    Man hands
    Man privates! (But I managed to look past this)
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    10 years ago
    M7L
    Zurich
    Tootsies Cabaret Upstairs
    The last time I was there, a few weeks ago killing time during the day(I did a review), I went upstairs to check it out. There is a different vibe upstairs. More laid back. More comfortable seating. I'll guess the guys up there are willing to spend more money. I can't remember if the drink prices are a little higher? Fun fact: When they first moved to that location the upstairs LD area was awesome. It was a bunch of cubicles with privacy from all sides except the few feet wide cubicle entrance area. Each cubicle had a small black leather couch and table. The LD prices were the same as downstairs($25). You weren't supposed to go up there just to get LDs. I would be with the girl downstairs and walk upstairs and she would join me a 5 minutes later to trick them. Sex was easy with this setup. Within a few months they got rid of the cubicles and couches and made it just like the downstairs LD area.
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    10 years ago
    IHearVoices
    954 (South Florida)
    Review Relevance
    I was in the same situation at The Mint in Miami. During the daytime I don't have any problem going to the black clubs in Miami(they're not especially crowded then). But I went to The Mint at night, I've been there prior during the daytime, and it was packed and all black(and obviously they weren't wearing 3 piece suits). I would have left right away if it wasn't for the $10 I paid to park. Stupid I guess. Luckily a stripper came up to me within 1-2 min of my being there who was my type. I still see her. It would be no different then a black guy walking into a packed redneck bar.