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47 posts by Iknowbetter

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Colleges with hot women

The way too long thread about Cornell got me wondering if there were any girls at Cornell that my college self would even want to fuck. Maybe there’s some cute Asians, but generally speaking, Ivy League schools are not…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer2 wks ago 556 28

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C-Section Scars and New Moms

I had a weird experience Saturday night. I hooked up with a really cute, petite hardbody Colombian stripper. We went to do a few dances in the lap dance room where she pulled off her panties and revealed…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer4 wks ago 535 19

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Anyone excited about the start of football season?

Anyone excited about the start of football season? TBH it kind of snuck up on me this year. I’m not in any pools or fantasy leagues this year so I haven’t been paying attention, but I just got a call…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer1 mo ago 197 11

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Anyone else giving up strip clubs for Lent?

Yes, I know I’m a hypocrite, but it’s just another example of the duality of my strip club life vs my real life, where I have to give up something meaningful for the next six weeks.

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer8 mos ago 40 8

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Stripper gave me the flu

The flu has been bad this winter, and I knew she was sick - watery eyes sniffling, and occasionally coughing, but she was so hot, and willing, that I convinced myself that the flu couldn’t be transmitted by mouth to…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer8 mos ago 35 14

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TJ Donkey Show a Myth?

Hey TJ Mongers: Is the TJ Donkey show a myth? Or was it a real thing? Not something I’d ever be interested in seeing, but forever I’ve heard that of there were Donkey shows in TJ back in the ‘70’s, but…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer9 mos ago 88 14

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Miami Lost the Big Game

But all anyone is talking about is this… The moment when every man in America pointed to his TV, and then had to pretend he didn’t know who Abella Danger is.

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer9 mos ago 33 21

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Why Miami will never be a “real” sports town

Why Miami will never be a “real” sports town.

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer10 mos ago 47 5

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42 million on SNAP seems like a lot!

I was shocked to hear that there are 42 million people in America receiving food stamps. That’s more than 10 percent of the population, which sounds like a lot of people. In other words, 1 in 10, or 10…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer11 mos ago 19 22

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Miami Dolphins

The Dolphins might be the worst team in the NFL, but with our local sports anchor it doesn’t really matter.

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer11 mos ago 30 11

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It’s the Economy, Stupid!

Many contributors to this forum mention the current bad economy. Am I so out of touch that I don’t see it? I know we’ve endured a lot of inflation since the pandemic (likely from catching up from all the “free…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 29 37

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Can you leave home without your phone?

The discussion about cell phone bans in clubs got me thinking, how many of you can leave home without your phone? How does it make you feel? I do it frequently - typically on weekends, to the chagrin of…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 31 23

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Rulings

I’ve been working on some rulings lately - looking for consensus and additions to the list: Pegging = gay Incidental contact with another man’s dick in context of a DP or MMF 3 way = not gay Intentional contact regardless of context =…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 26 18

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Best Strip Club Memories

We’ve been dealing with some heavy shit lately, so let’s change the tone and share some favorite strip club memories. Here’s one of mine: Circa 2002, T’s Club West Palm Beach, FL. In those days, T’s was a happening club, with…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 39 11

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Send Troops to Charlotte

Forget Chicago. It looks like we need to send troops to Charlotte! WTF is going on there?

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 29 38

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College Football Dilemma

This is my favorite time of year - the start of college football! This year, week 1 is starting off with some great games. The most interesting to me is Notre Dame at Miami - the 2025 version of “Catholics…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 21 4

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Buy me some boobs

“If you pay for my boobs, you can play with them any time you want”. Anyone ever gotten this offer? Anyone ever taken it? A dancer told me this recently, and she was serious (and yes, she needed…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 31 10

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What grosses you out in the strip club?

The discussion on eating stripper pussy got me thinking about other things that gross me out in the club. For me it’s the moment in VIP when you have to drop your pants and sit bare assed on that nasty…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 27 13

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Great Day for Day Shift Strip Clubbing

Today and tomorrow are two of my favorite days of the year to leave the office at noon and spend the afternoon watching the first round of the NCAA basketball tournament at a strip club with a hot young half…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 30 3

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Papi Chulo Sighting?

I was at Cheetah Hallandale this afternoon and there was a sign at one of the stools at the back bar that read “Reserved for Papi Chulo”. No one was sitting there, so I hung around nearby to see…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 24 5

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Lunch at Trump’s

I have a wealthy friend who is a big MAGA and member of the Mar a Lago club who invited me and my wife to a holiday lunch at Trump’s place. Regardless of your political affiliation or feelings for the…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 20 16

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A Lost Art?

Recently a stripper told me that guys her age don’t eat pussy, and this is why she prefers older guys. I have heard this before, but is this just bullshit that strippers tell us older guys, or is there any…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 31 16

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Will we ever outgrow this hobby?

I know there are a lot of PLs here that share my demographic (stereotypical upper middle class white guy over 55), so are you surprised that you still enjoy going to strip clubs, looking at hot girls, getting lap dances,…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer1 yr ago 18 21

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Aging Observation

This is totally anecdotal and not scientific, but I have lived my entire life in the same community so I have seen most of the kids I grew up with get old. One thing I have noticed is the hottest…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer2 yrs ago 17 11

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Waitresses and Bartenders Doing Lap Dances?

This sounds like a logistical nightmare, and a recipe for bad wait service, but I saw a review for Good Guys in DC (thank you Hank Moody), where servers do lap dances. This sounds incredibly hot to me -…

IknowbetterVeteran Reviewer2 yrs ago 44 15
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