The flu has been bad this winter, and I knew she was sick - watery eyes sniffling, and occasionally coughing, but she was so hot, and willing, that I convinced myself that the flu couldn’t be transmitted by mouth to dick contact. Unfortunately I was wrong, and a couple days later I was down for the count. This is at least the 3rd time I can recall getting sick from a stripper, including catching COVID from one back in 2021 when the clubs first opened back up. I guess I should be happy I’ve only ever caught colds, flu, and COVID.
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Stripper gave me the flu
Feb 5, 2026, 6:06 PM
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Occupational / Hobby hazard.
I had it about a month ago and was sick as a dog for 4 days, and didn’t feel 100% until about 10 days in.
at least it was the flu and not the CLAP
I think I may have gotten a mild form of Covid not long ago from a stripper. I had a severe case of Covid earlier back in 2021. It is quite probable I got that while standing in line at the grocery store. Those masks they had everyone wearing were really not that effective in stopping the disease and when they said everyone should stand six feet apart that was pretty much an arbitrary number not based on science. It also turned out the vaccines did not really stop disease transmission either. The vaccines did reduce severity of the disease but Covid mutated into a more mild form so most people no longer needed to then get the vaccine. The 1918 Spanish flu, 1957 Asian flu and 1968 Hong Kong flu had previously mutated into more mild forms that were not dangerous for most people and Covid has now joined them.
To this day I've never gotten Covid and I credit smoking large amounts of cannabis on a daily basis.
Georgia strip clubs were reopened by May/June 2020 and you can bet your ass I was back in them reopening weekend. Dancers didn't even wear masks because it ruined their makeup 🤣
If you can find a stripper dressed like a nurse, maybe she can give you the flu vaccine first? :)
At least if you caught the flu or Covid or something like that from a stripper, you can tell the SO , gee I don’t know where I got this, maybe from the office, but if you end up with a STD, that would be be harder to explain!
I am sure that the stripper also caught the flu I. The club, so this could also be “I caught the flu from a PL”. Just a fact of life. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Pawg is lucky to have avoided Covid due to smoking weed. I have had it 4x and that is despite smoking weed no more than 14 or 15 thousand days.
@skibum609 4 times! Jeez. Maybe mary jane wasn't the secret to my success. I was smoking about 2 ounces a month at the time though, so maybe it was just the sheer amount.
As a divorce lawyer in court every day I am face to face with literally 100 people a day. I have gotten it twice from other lawyers negotiating in a tiny conference room.
I've only had one mild cold since 2019. If that was COVID, meh. I did catch some respiratory bug from an ex-con stripper more than 10 years ago. Maybe, thanks to her, my toughened-up immune system will just sneer at the upcoming ISIS bio-attack.
@skibum609 The question isn't how many clients you see a day, it's how much weed you smoke per month. I'm testing my theory here.
It happens. Anyplace you go with people in close contact comes with the risk of illness.
I'm pretty positive that I got my first case of COVID in a strip club, back in the early days. I heard reports a few weeks after I tested positive that COVID had torn through the club, with several dancers and staff getting it. C'est la vie.
Yeah you come in contact with multiple dancers who sit and rub on different people all day. I’ve definitely gotten sick during flu season.