The way too long thread about Cornell got me wondering if there were any girls at Cornell that my college self would even want to fuck. Maybe there’s some cute Asians, but generally speaking, Ivy League schools are not known for their hot girls. So what schools have the hottest girls?
I went to college and grad school in the free state of Florida, as did all my kids. So I don’t know much about the rest of the country, but here’s my ranking of the schools that I know a lot about:
#1 - Florida State (hot girls all over who are also known to be the sluttiest), #2 -UCF (check out their sorority bikini videos), #3 - Miami (leads the nation with instagram influencers, but mostly untouchable entitled rich girls), #4 - Florida (still some hot girls, but nothing like the ‘80’s), Honorable Mention - FIU (home grown first gen latinas who you might find on a pole in Pompano).
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Faber College isn't #1?
I guess, unfortunately, youtube won't allow the first part of that scene.
@ilbbaicnl That is one of the funniest scenes ever on film.
To not be expelled from college, listen to the squeaky angel.
@ilbbaicnl That drunk girl is the Irish chick from Caddyshack. "I'm late." "Late for what?" "For not being pregnant."
Catholic Colleges & Institutions gotta be hot as hell! I see why D.C. has so many hot girls, they have good amount of Catholic girls. Georgetown University, Notre Dame, etc ..... I know Catholic girls like Ballet, those girls be hot as fuck!
I have a buddy that went to Cornell a while back. I hanged out with his friends a bunch over the years. Yes, there were a few hotties, but mostly many 6s and 7s. For NY, you have to go to NYC colleges, or major SUNY schools that would have a large NYC and Long Island student contingent.
@Reachme since it's an Ivy League school, your focus should be on finding a top notch long term sugar mommy. So you can afford OTC with strippers who dance in Manhattan.
@ilbbaicnl haha, way too late for that. And at college age, most avg guys would be happy to consistently bang a milf. OTC would not be a priority.
@Reachme Then they're not smart enough for the Ivy League.
@ilbbaicnl , in NYC, yes, we have NYU and Columbia. But you’re also ignoring the city university CUNY. Trust me when I say that the girls at CUNY, on average, are probably better looking than a Colombia and NYU.
And don’t even get me started on Fashion Institute of Technology and various ballet and dance schools. Met so many strippers that go to those.
The northeast is not known as a fountain of hot women. Why do they call it a toothbrush and not a teethbrush? It was invented in Maine.
@skibum609 I can't argue with that. One can go a long time up here without seeing an attractive female.
To be fair, the rest of the country is catching up to Northeast pretty quickly. Places that were formerly stocked with eye candy everywhere are looking pretty bleak these days. I'm talking about Colorado, Chicago; and yes, even places like Texas and Florida have taken a massive hit.
I used to walk around downtown Chicago in the 2000's, and 2010's and there were smokin' women everywhere you looked. Post Covid, scarcely any.
Same can be said about Colorado. Coloradan's were naturally attractive and healthy due to a combination of good genetics, the outdoor lifestyle, and favorable climate. I'm talking just tons of fit and attractive women everywhere. Nowadays that has been totally nuked by Doordash, legal herb, and all of the ugly transplants from other states.
I was just in Dallas fairly recently and the quality of dancers at probably the most popular US club on TUSCL (You all know what one I am talking about. Starts with a B and ends with an S) was extremely weak. As far as civilian women go I don't think I saw a single chick in Texas who I thought was good looking.
Lets face it American diets and habits have wreaked havoc on the appearances of both men and women.
I went to a graduation a few years ago at the U of South Carolina and never seen so many dressed up/made up hot girls in one place.
@Studme53 I believe this is true at most SEC schools.
Not so long ago, one of my kids was offered a full scholarship to UVM, which although not Ivy League is considered to be a very good school. We toured the campus in March, and I have never been so fucking cold - but that’s not the point of the story.
Burlington, VT is kind of a shit hole (sorry to any mongers who might be from there), with lots of homeless, and a town that is just old, dirty, and run down. And the Birkenstock wearing girls at UVM were all chubby, with fat calves, thick ankles, pale skin, purple hair, strange piercings, and stupid-looking tattoos. I also don’t think they shaved their legs or armpits. I remember looking over at my Miami-born and raised daughter and thinking “she’s not going to fit in here”. Unfortunately this cost be about $350K for her to attend the University of Miami.
@Iknowbetter what you described could isn’t just relegated to Burlington VT. That look could describe a large chunk of Women in the Northeast. I always joke New England got the genetic dregs of Italy, Greece, Britain, and Ireland in terms of women.
After all New Hampshire pretty is a word.
The only thing Burlington has going for it is you are only about an hour drive to Montreal. The contrast between sexy French Canadian women and Amerimutts is pretty stark.
It’s not just genetics. It’s culture. It’s like these girls in the NE are going out of their way to be slobs. Maybe it’s the Latina influence, but girls in South Florida (even the white girls) feel like it’s important to be in shape, put together and look decent. There’s nothing wrong with wearing a little makeup and a cute, feminine outfit. Also when bikini season is year ‘round, and thongs have become socially acceptable, there’s no opportunity for girls to get fat.
👍' I like track & cross country girls, they show their body well with endurance, the bikini style running shorts look nice, those girls actually show their body more than cheerleaders & they be more physically fit! I like the long t~shirts that hang over the under of what they are wearing, that is acceptable as well!
@stripperlover777 ~~~ 🐒 | Now, I'm with the mood for a jog & I would do marathons, marathons has to be popular @ Florida 🟡 🌴
University of Colorado.
Hot athletic white women as far as the eye can see. Go Buffs! 🦬
💃 ~ the girls always look good with sports or activities apparel which inspire us guys to look at them, college girls who is active with sports or socially talk with sports/activities make a difference! What sports wear or teams do you think the girls look the hottest wearing with college or pro?
This is the stupidest thread ever. Colleges with hot women? Basically all of them.
@blahblahblahs Agreed I really don't get this thread. At all the colleges I've seen, including in New England, there's plenty of hot women. Schools that have big nursing and education departments have more hot women because they have more women in general..
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Sounds like you are intimidated by intelligent women.
🔺We can watch the college or pro games while we play pool at our pool tables with our music as well mi friends!
ASU...
She wanted it.
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