Posts by Iknowbetter

I was at Cheetah Hallandale this afternoon and there was a sign at one of the stools at the back bar that read “Reserved for Papi Chulo”. No one was sitting there, so I hung around nearby to see…

I have a wealthy friend who is a big MAGA and member of the Mar a Lago club who invited me and my wife to a holiday lunch at Trump’s place. Regardless of your political affiliation or feelings for the…

Recently a stripper told me that guys her age don’t eat pussy, and this is why she prefers older guys. I have heard this before, but is this just bullshit that strippers tell us older guys, or is there any…

I know there are a lot of PLs here that share my demographic (stereotypical upper middle class white guy over 55), so are you surprised that you still enjoy going to strip clubs, looking at hot girls, getting lap dances,…

This is totally anecdotal and not scientific, but I have lived my entire life in the same community so I have seen most of the kids I grew up with get old. One thing I have noticed is the hottest…

This sounds like a logistical nightmare, and a recipe for bad wait service, but I saw a review for Good Guys in DC (thank you Hank Moody), where servers do lap dances. This sounds incredibly hot to me -…

Apologies if this belongs in politics, but I’m watching the news of protests on the campuses of Columbia and Yale. I would be really pissed if I was paying Ivy League tuition (>$80K/yr) for my kid to attend one of…

I was at a corporate holiday party this past weekend. It’s always fun to see all the office girls and everyone’s significant other all decked out - especially here in Miami, where the girls are predominantly Latina, and always dress…

Has anyone tried generating a strip club review on AI? I’m curious how accurate it would be, and if it would get past TUSCL peer reviewers.

How is the UAW strike affecting Detroit strip clubs? It seems like striking autoworkers would have more time on their hands to go to strip clubs, but less money to spend.

Apologies if this has already been discussed, but what are thoughts on the impending UAW strike? Everyone should be able to make a decent living, but a 46% salary increase and a 32 hr work week might just kill the…

I find that I sometimes use what I spend in strip clubs to justify other expenses. I was recently trying to decide on whether or not to buy an expensive (by my standards) pair of shoes. I eventually convinced myself…