Posts by Iknowbetter

This is my favorite time of year - the start of college football! This year, week 1 is starting off with some great games. The most interesting to me is Notre Dame at Miami - the 2025 version of “Catholics…

“If you pay for my boobs, you can play with them any time you want”. Anyone ever gotten this offer? Anyone ever taken it? A dancer told me this recently, and she was serious (and yes, she needed…

The discussion on eating stripper pussy got me thinking about other things that gross me out in the club. For me it’s the moment in VIP when you have to drop your pants and sit bare assed on that nasty…

Today and tomorrow are two of my favorite days of the year to leave the office at noon and spend the afternoon watching the first round of the NCAA basketball tournament at a strip club with a hot young half…

I was at Cheetah Hallandale this afternoon and there was a sign at one of the stools at the back bar that read “Reserved for Papi Chulo”. No one was sitting there, so I hung around nearby to see…

I have a wealthy friend who is a big MAGA and member of the Mar a Lago club who invited me and my wife to a holiday lunch at Trump’s place. Regardless of your political affiliation or feelings for the…

Recently a stripper told me that guys her age don’t eat pussy, and this is why she prefers older guys. I have heard this before, but is this just bullshit that strippers tell us older guys, or is there any…

I know there are a lot of PLs here that share my demographic (stereotypical upper middle class white guy over 55), so are you surprised that you still enjoy going to strip clubs, looking at hot girls, getting lap dances,…

This is totally anecdotal and not scientific, but I have lived my entire life in the same community so I have seen most of the kids I grew up with get old. One thing I have noticed is the hottest…

This sounds like a logistical nightmare, and a recipe for bad wait service, but I saw a review for Good Guys in DC (thank you Hank Moody), where servers do lap dances. This sounds incredibly hot to me -…

Apologies if this belongs in politics, but I’m watching the news of protests on the campuses of Columbia and Yale. I would be really pissed if I was paying Ivy League tuition (>$80K/yr) for my kid to attend one of…

I was at a corporate holiday party this past weekend. It’s always fun to see all the office girls and everyone’s significant other all decked out - especially here in Miami, where the girls are predominantly Latina, and always dress…