But all anyone is talking about is this… The moment when every man in America pointed to his TV, and then had to pretend he didn’t know who Abella Danger is.
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Miami-born porn star from about 2014-2022
I thought she was still working.
She still did pornos in 2025, or at least they came out in 2025, according to iafd.com .
The one coworker I can talk about strip clubs with went through the trouble of telling me about this incident. He must watch a lot of porn.
@gStephApe, you knew she was a porno star didn’t you. I mean really, even if you didn’t know, the name is a dead giveaway. You ever meet an accountant named “Abella Danger”? A nun?
Nope, that is stripper/pornostar name right there. Indeed, the more intelligent among us assign a high probability that “Abella Danger” is a stage name.
Of course, that means Skifredo thinks it her real name. But Fredo also thinks there was a baby boy born in the north of England that was simply called “Sting” by his parents and that it was a total co-inky-dink that said boy grew up to be a singer. ROAR!!!
Only a fake rick would doubt that a real rick would name his newborn baby Sting. And insist the hospital write out his birth certificate by hand with a butthole Sharpie.
She is fucking the Quarterback
She is just a pre-law co-ed cheering for her team!
^ lol when I read she was perusing a law degree I thought “but of course she is. Of course.”
How does that post game camera crew talk session go “for fuck sakes you assholes, do you have to pan in every time there’s a pornstar in the crowd?We’re owed by Disney, not Pornhub!!!”
She is supposedly retired from porn, and is legitimately a student at Miami, where she can walk around campus in relative anonymity among Jeff Bezo’s stepson, Trump’s granddaughter, and all of the multitude of only fans models, and instagram influencers. It’s been widely reported but unsubstantiated if she’s fucking Carson Beck. But if she is, good on him. You can’t see it in the photo but she was wearing a club e11even jacket at the game. So those of you wondering what the vibe is at e11even, here you go.
Such a shame she felt the need to apologize just for going to some games. What a prude country. She used to fuck on camera. Husbands and boyfriends watched. Now she doesn't. Get the hell over it.
99.99% of the population had would have no idea who she is or give a fuck.
Wait Kai Trump is @UofM?
Mmmmmm
Is it DEI that PP is sticking up for a chick who only has a medium-big butt and is kinda swrarthy?
Hey just because I prefer pawgs doesn't mean I only like pawgs 😂
Had to look it up and Abella is of Ukrainian descent, apparently. And... "medium-big butt"? You be the judge.
39 inch hips, you win
@sfrsox - Random Miami coed whose grandfather is the president of the United States and step father is Tiger Woods.
I'm in lust.
That's not even a good picture of her in the OP. She's not exactly my cup of tea because I can routinely get hotter than that at the local clubs, but maybe if I check out her videos and she's a top performer I'll look at it differently. I'm guessing she's got skills or she wouldn't be getting talked about.
Honestly I couldn't have picked this chick out of a lineup. She looks alright but I've had plenty better.
Well. I don't know her. Want to enlighten 🤔 me?