The discussion on eating stripper pussy got me thinking about other things that gross me out in the club. For me it’s the moment in VIP when you have to drop your pants and sit bare assed on that nasty vinyl sofa. I can’t help but think about the last big hairy bare ass who sat there, or the accumulated fluids residing on that upholstery.
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last commentfinding shit on the walls is definitely gross
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When the bathroom smells like it hasn't been cleaned in years
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All the men.
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People that eat food.
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I guess I've become immune to most of it, but an overflowing toilet with sh*t streaming out still grosses me out. Eating out stripper pussy ... not so much.
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One dancer had a gross coating all around her teeth
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The bathrooms at 229 Centerfolds and the private "rooms" at Pleasant Moments Bridgeport.
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Used condoms in the urinals. (Seattle)
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when we're doing 69 and she's got a dirty ass...
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Fat girls.
Bare ass on that seat as Puddy described is up there too. Doesn't matter if I just watched the girl wipe it down with alcohol.
A girl once left a skid mark during a lap dance. That was 1000x worse than the girl who bled on me.
I once saw a dude spill some coke on the bathroom floor, then proceed to pile it up and do it. And not sure if it's worse, but I also saw a chick do something similar on the carpet out front. Both were at the old pre-remodel Pompano Booby Trap, which was at the time probably the dirtiest joint around by a wide margin.
There's some other shit I'm sure I'm repressing or unable to remember right now.
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Gotta be the reek of stale cum in the booths
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@Dolfan
Do you remember the Mermaid, or Old Peek a Boo on Lake Worth Rd. How above Morty’s on Federal Highway in lantana, or even the Landing Strip in West Palm, those dives made the pre remodeled Booby Trap, look like a high end gentlemen’s club.
Still that old joint was pretty gross too, but it was far from the worst.
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Coked out staff
Old or crack hoe looking dancers
Bad AC
Dirty bathrooms
Smelly dancers
Ive had luck with clubs being pretty clean though
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Sometimes how dirty and unkept the bar is
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When damcers dont whipe the pole down
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@25 I was only at Mermaid once, and yea you're right. That place was fucking gross.
Landing strip burned down before I moved to the area, and I think Peek A Boo had recently turned into Wild West and Platinum Showgirls had just recently been shut down.
I remembered something else that skeeves me out in some strip clubs, the glassware. In some places I feel like licking stripper pussy is less dangerous than putting those shot glasses to your lips.
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Getting a fishy wiff when she straddles you
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Doing DATO after she used the bathroom
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Walking right by a customer blatantly stroking it while he’s staring at the stage.
Some restrooms are absolutely disgusting. Special recognition to the Golden Dragon in Portland and Hiliter in Phoenix. I know for sure the Golden Dragon didn’t even bother putting a door on the stalls and I think Hiliter was the same? But egads the stench at both were traumatic. I saw a roach a couple times at Perfect 10 in San Antonio. And no, I’m not taking about the slang term for strippers stealing each other’s tip money there.
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Some dives dont have doors on stalls claiming its to stop giys from jerking off in the club.
There are clubs so bad in vegas ill pay the cover charge for re entry and go to the bathroom across the street or even behind some building.
One of the nastiest things was a blind guy feeling my butt up in the club
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