I’ve been working on some rulings lately - looking for consensus and additions to the list:
Pegging = gay
Incidental contact with another man’s dick in context of a DP or MMF 3 way = not gay
Intentional contact regardless of context = gay
Blowing a trans = gay
Getting blown by a trans (knowingly) = gay
Getting blown by a trans (unknowingly) = not gay
Anything up your ass = gay
Watching dudes in hetero porn = not gay
Admiring the dude’s body in hetero porn = not gay, but getting turned on by the dude = gay
Watching bi-male + girl porn = not gay (as long as you’re repulsed by the sight of dudes fucking each other)
Watching gay porn = gay
Masturbating with another guy without a female present to receive the load = gay
In general, being to the presence of another hard dick without a female present = gay
Taking unintentional friendly fire in context of a MMF 3 way = not gay
Contact with another man’s semen under any other circumstances = gay
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last commentIf you're not gay, you know you're not gay. If you spend a lot of time thinking about where the gay cut-off line is, you just might be gay.
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If you download the UberCloset app to your phone, you can hire a woman to be present while you have sex with a man so it won't be gay.
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RulingS LIST- GAY
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Being romantically or sexually attracted to the same sex: gay
Anything else: not gay
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Why is anything up the ass gay? Its only gay if you want a guys dick in your ass. If you want a females finger, hand, or dildo in the ass thats not gay
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Theres a difference between homosexuality and homoeroticism.
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How about "Anything up your ass for non-medical reasons, like a colonoscopy."
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If you do gay porn, but its just for money and your not attracted to the dudes, thats not gay
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Eating phallic foods (bananas, cucumbers, etc.) makes you gay.
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This is the type of thing a middle school teacher would find scrawled in a note she confiscated from one of her students
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I have quite a few gay friends, some who are downright horny lil fuckers. I assure you even they would be shocked at how much more you think about dick.
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^lmao. ^^^ I eat bananas sideways, like an ear of corn, just to make sure.
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How about eating a hot dog at a street vendor, Costco or Sam's Club or a baseball game? Do you eat it sideways like corn on the cob?
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@datinman Nailed it. If you need a list to figure out what's gay, you're probably gay.
I take issue with this one:
Man, this just couldn't be more wrong. If you've never gotten rimjob from a hot chica or a prostate massage from an AMP, you're totally missing out on one of life's great and explosive joys.
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1)The OP thinks too much about dick and what might be gay to not be gay
2)if you have ever had prostate massage from anyone other than your urologist (and if you enjoyed it from the MD) then you are gay
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I think guys who are UFC fans are probably gay. The matches always seem to end when they simulate anal sex, with the winner being the pitcher.
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Football running backs must be gay. Their teammates need to booty-spank them, in order to motive them to get touchdowns.
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Lol @ilbbaicnl what about guys who simulate being eunuchs? Paying for lapdances or OTC or sex workers and not doing anything besides groping her body or kissing or cuddling
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Everybody should be free to do whatever floats their boat, but I can't for the life of me imagine why a heterosexual male would engage in a MMF threesome
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One of my favs was curious to try MMF. Her bf recruited a friend. But he got jealous when the time came, so it didn't happen. She was pretty sure her bf was bi, but didn't want to face up to it.
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Sorry chunky, I didn't mean it seriously, not trying to out you. Wank away to the booty spanking in tight pants and simulated anal sex, I don't judge.
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This thread is gay. Who tf worries about what other men do in bed
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^
Believe it, if iciedougster says it it has to be accurate.
At least in dougie's little mind.
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@ilbbaicnl what about guys who simulate being eunuchs, pay hundreds for OTC just to cuddle or kiss
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