I’ve been working on some rulings lately - looking for consensus and additions to the list:
Pegging = gay
Incidental contact with another man’s dick in context of a DP or MMF 3 way = not gay
Intentional contact regardless of context = gay
Blowing a trans = gay
Getting blown by a trans (knowingly) = gay
Getting blown by a trans (unknowingly) = not gay
Anything up your ass = gay
Watching dudes in hetero porn = not gay
Admiring the dude’s body in hetero porn = not gay, but getting turned on by the dude = gay
Watching bi-male + girl porn = not gay (as long as you’re repulsed by the sight of dudes fucking each other)
Watching gay porn = gay
Masturbating with another guy without a female present to receive the load = gay
In general, being to the presence of another hard dick without a female present = gay
Taking unintentional friendly fire in context of a MMF 3 way = not gay
Contact with another man’s semen under any other circumstances = gay
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If you're not gay, you know you're not gay. If you spend a lot of time thinking about where the gay cut-off line is, you just might be gay.
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If you download the UberCloset app to your phone, you can hire a woman to be present while you have sex with a man so it won't be gay.
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