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Yes, I know I’m a hypocrite, but it’s just another example of the duality of my strip club life vs my real life, where I have to give up something meaningful for the next six weeks.
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The flu has been bad this winter, and I knew she was sick - watery eyes sniffling, and occasionally coughing, but she was so hot, and willing, that I convinced myself that the flu couldn’t be transmitted by mouth to…
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Hey TJ Mongers: Is the TJ Donkey show a myth? Or was it a real thing? Not something I’d ever be interested in seeing, but forever I’ve heard that of there were Donkey shows in TJ back in the ‘70’s, but…
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But all anyone is talking about is this… The moment when every man in America pointed to his TV, and then had to pretend he didn’t know who Abella Danger is.
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Why Miami will never be a “real” sports town.
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I was shocked to hear that there are 42 million people in America receiving food stamps. That’s more than 10 percent of the population, which sounds like a lot of people. In other words, 1 in 10, or 10…
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The Dolphins might be the worst team in the NFL, but with our local sports anchor it doesn’t really matter.
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Many contributors to this forum mention the current bad economy. Am I so out of touch that I don’t see it? I know we’ve endured a lot of inflation since the pandemic (likely from catching up from all the “free…
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The discussion about cell phone bans in clubs got me thinking, how many of you can leave home without your phone? How does it make you feel? I do it frequently - typically on weekends, to the chagrin of…
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I’ve been working on some rulings lately - looking for consensus and additions to the list: Pegging = gay Incidental contact with another man’s dick in context of a DP or MMF 3 way = not gay Intentional contact regardless of context =…
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We’ve been dealing with some heavy shit lately, so let’s change the tone and share some favorite strip club memories. Here’s one of mine: Circa 2002, T’s Club West Palm Beach, FL. In those days, T’s was a happening club, with…
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Forget Chicago. It looks like we need to send troops to Charlotte! WTF is going on there?
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This is my favorite time of year - the start of college football! This year, week 1 is starting off with some great games. The most interesting to me is Notre Dame at Miami - the 2025 version of “Catholics…
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“If you pay for my boobs, you can play with them any time you want”. Anyone ever gotten this offer? Anyone ever taken it? A dancer told me this recently, and she was serious (and yes, she needed…
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The discussion on eating stripper pussy got me thinking about other things that gross me out in the club. For me it’s the moment in VIP when you have to drop your pants and sit bare assed on that nasty…
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Today and tomorrow are two of my favorite days of the year to leave the office at noon and spend the afternoon watching the first round of the NCAA basketball tournament at a strip club with a hot young half…
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I was at Cheetah Hallandale this afternoon and there was a sign at one of the stools at the back bar that read “Reserved for Papi Chulo”. No one was sitting there, so I hung around nearby to see…
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I have a wealthy friend who is a big MAGA and member of the Mar a Lago club who invited me and my wife to a holiday lunch at Trump’s place. Regardless of your political affiliation or feelings for the…
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Recently a stripper told me that guys her age don’t eat pussy, and this is why she prefers older guys. I have heard this before, but is this just bullshit that strippers tell us older guys, or is there any…
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I know there are a lot of PLs here that share my demographic (stereotypical upper middle class white guy over 55), so are you surprised that you still enjoy going to strip clubs, looking at hot girls, getting lap dances,…
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This is totally anecdotal and not scientific, but I have lived my entire life in the same community so I have seen most of the kids I grew up with get old. One thing I have noticed is the hottest…
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This sounds like a logistical nightmare, and a recipe for bad wait service, but I saw a review for Good Guys in DC (thank you Hank Moody), where servers do lap dances. This sounds incredibly hot to me -…
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Apologies if this belongs in politics, but I’m watching the news of protests on the campuses of Columbia and Yale. I would be really pissed if I was paying Ivy League tuition (>$80K/yr) for my kid to attend one of…
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I was at a corporate holiday party this past weekend. It’s always fun to see all the office girls and everyone’s significant other all decked out - especially here in Miami, where the girls are predominantly Latina, and always dress…
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Has anyone tried generating a strip club review on AI? I’m curious how accurate it would be, and if it would get past TUSCL peer reviewers.
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