Comments by impala (page 11)

Never never ever leave a hooker at your hotel after you leave. Cost me a bunch of money as that she stole everything she could after I left and left me on the hook for it. Plus, if she should get busted for prostitution, guess who's name is on the room.

Go for it. Worse comes to worse you leave, best you get a free ride, anything in between is gravy

Nothing wrong with looking nice when your planning on going out. On the other end of that, I often stop at SCs en route to a destination and what I'm wearing is what I'm wearing (not a slob, but not dressed up either). I've seen some places with weird or tough dress policies, and they for the most part are to either attract a certain clientele or to discourage a certain. The one I find interesting is a place that has a work style boots allowed before 10 pm. I asked someone there about it and was told that they wanted a higher dollar clientele, kept regular working man out after work (but white collar workers would be allowed) but later in the evening when the wannabe 'gangsta' rich college guys went out they would be welcome. Backfired on them, found out the hard way that blue collar workers were the bread and butter customers and without them they went out of business. Place is a used car dealership now.

Was once told that it was the corseness of the fabric why most hate jeans (rougher on their "parts" when grinding), but if they are soft it's OK (ever notice that if your wearing jeans you get a lot more leg rubbing first, they are check out to see how soft). As far as dress codes go, I understand some but have seen some weird ones over the years. The one that got me was the one where all shirts with a collar had to be tucked in. Nobody could tell me why, just that it was a rule.

Looks like a drivers license photo or police photo. And, at 16, if you were gonna get some you weren't real picky about what it looked like!

Good to see you back darlin, email me later when you get a chance so we can catch up. Now, on to your comments, I whole heartedly agree that I want the government out of my life as much as possible. What happens between two consenting adults is know one business but there own. I read somewhere that in most places where prostitution is illegal (at least initially) it's was not due to moral, safety, or religious concerns, but due to the fact that it is very hard to collect taxes on it. Governments love taxes, and if they can't make money on something they make it harder for anyone to.

Once had a hooker on the street tell me she would do whatever I wanted for $200, so I told her to paint my house.

Was speaking with a friend who is involved with LE this morning about this, said all its going to do is drive alot of the escorts back onto the streets and make it more dangerous for everybody. He said the biggest (and maybe the only) winner in this are the pimps, because now the girls are again going to need someone to "market" their services.

If you go fuck around, your the asshole, loose half your shit, and pay alimony for a decade. If she goes fucking around, your the asshole, loose half your shit, and pay alimony for a decade.

Blah blah blah. Marriage is one of the biggest scams of all times perpetrated by women. Think about it, we are having fun screwing who ever we want, then one certain woman convinces us it would be better with just her, and after a while when she gets tired of you, you have to give her half your shit while she is screwing someone else!

Pretty you want to take home to meet mom, hot you just want to take home

Was a Hooters I use to go to quite a bit, and knew for a fact about half the day shift there also danced at night at a couple of local clubs. Found this out by one of my buddies telling the one waitress how he would love to see her out of her top, and she told him where he could.

Shailynn, that happened about 10 years ago at a little place in NE PA that's no longer there. Club was known for very loose (actually no) enforcement of rules (actually had the owner accidentally walk in on a dancer giving me a BJ, apologized, left, she continued and finished, and when I walked out he bought me a beer because he was sorry for interrupting). Place had some wild after hours parties with once the door was locked pretty much open sex right out on in the main area. Really miss that place.

Saw a show one time at a club I'll never forget. Was a feature event. There were 5 dancers involved, one was well over 6' tall and dressed like Mrs. Clause, other 4 were much shorter (between 5'1 and 5'5 I'd say) and dressed as elves. They were all solid 8's and Mrs. Clause was a 9. Well, the elves stripped each other, then handcuffed Mrs. Clause to the pole, stripped her then went to town on her (tongues, toys, serious insertions all holes) and then each other. Was seriously wrong, but was spectacular.

She sounds like a stripper, she thinks she's always right

Had many brag about their skills, sadly most failed to impress

What's even worse is going to a dancers place for some OTC only to find out she still lives with her parents. Had it happen once, her dad (who was younger than me) answered the door then called for his daughter to come down. Pretty sure he knew what was up, and I bailed before he shot me.

Papi has it right, Akron

I know what a lot of you guys say in here, but I just can't fuck a stripper bareback. Just can't do it. I've had too many friends who have nailed a stripper only to bring something home and give it to their significant other (some have actually ended in divorce). I'm single and not worried about that, but still, don't have any desire to "feel the burn", or something worse. Remember, how many other guys has she done just that night, let alone over the last few weeks or months, and many STD's don't always show symptoms (for days, weeks, or even years) but still can be transmitted. And, of course, if you are counting on a stripper not doing you just because she may have something your nuts, to them the all mighty dollar trumps all. DON'T BE A FOOL, WRAP THE TOOL!

Have to say I'm a boob man, love to suck on nipples, unless they squirt

Less customers and desperate strippers make a great combination

Love / Lust, it's all the same in the dark

I usually go. For some reason the girls just seem to be in a giving mood. But seriously, go. As stated above, it does bring out the cheep skates, so the dancers have trouble making money, so if you show some cash .......

Problem was he should have said it was a church