What is the white version of how papi chulo clubs ?

I'm sure someone else can add in but to me, it would be Phoenix clubs (solely because some offer $10 lapdances) and some offer extras.

Maybe the block in Baltimore where you will find some Caucasian dancers.

Tijuana where you get explosive front room suck face sessions for Peso's.

I think there are some dives in Akron, OH that fit the bill.

Plus Follies is $10 dances

#Ballin'OnaBudget

Dive to me implies a certain level of crappiness in the state of the building, shitty bartender, probably smells of stale beer, no carpeting. Follie's has dive pricing but I wouldn't call it a dive.

I consider IR as white version by day, papi version by night.

Cheaters in Cape Canaveral is the cheapest I can think of.

Papi...I actually have a club near my location that fits the bill

All white dive bar with $5 dances but ITC is a no go....OTC is possible

I really need to get into the habit of finding more clubs like this and even the ones that papa goes to

One because it's a lot more adorable and it would give me a better chance to be that large fish in a small pond

Also y is it that the closer I get to solving my strip club problems I began to slowly act out what "the system" teaches ?

I'm not going to wear a suit to no dive but the idea of taking a large sum of cash to low end clubs is genius thinking.

I bet most guys their bearly scrap together $40 to club on and I'm like a whale with my $300

@ gamma:

Cheaters is $20/dance, you may be thinking of nearby Inner Room which is $10 dances

Dive bars.

I love how when I travel around the Midwest there's a lot of faux dive bars. They are new establishments that look like they are something out of the 1970s but serve craft beer and some even have gourmet-type food. At least 50% of the male employees have a handlebar mustache, 50% of the female staff is wearing flannel and 100% of the staff are hipsters or as I like to call some of them "faux hipsters."

Most of the places are good and serve good food, some just try a little too hard to have that "dive" atmosphere.

Am I a faux hipster ?

Dive bars that serve food don't count as five bars. Real dive bars only serve food thst comes in bags like chips etc.

Juice the farter hipster

LMFAO..I do look a Lil hippy slash a Lil trucker

Papi has it right, Akron

Juice cracked a rat

No Papi, IR is a Papi_Chulo bar through and through.

It could be PAWGs or it could be spinners. It depends on your axis of symmetry and your reference point.

Though if you really know Papi_Chulo, the opposite of Papi_Chulo-mode is probably some white-girl (fitness model) air-dance, tourist trap, strip club. 3/100 and she never touches you! I read they have those in Orlando, Florida. I-4.

Bumping this thread because…oh hey, an original thread outside the normal subjects that is club related. Seems the thing to do after complaining about discussions being inane.

Maybe the opposite of Papi would be Denver. (As long as you ignore Players)

The customers would all be Bernie Bros.

A white version? Sure they exist somewhere. How about in WV?

And of course lots of Latina versions.

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Is there a goat version for SJG?

Shailynn dreams of such bestialities as he ridding with his mom in the Pacifica going from Longview to El Paso.

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^ have you ever figured out that I live 2 time zones away from the majority of Texas?

At least I haven’t been talking about going to Tijuana for the last decade and have never even been out of the state of California like you.

Shailynn, you talk about nothing except shit.

SJG