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5 years ago
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gothamytefrom that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
Heh, I've never fallen asleep at the club. And never thought I'd even come close -- I mean, I'm at peak excitement at the club. But it **almost** happened to me. I was at a friend's bachelor party in Vegas, and the friend is much younger than me. So for two days, I partied with guys in their 20s and early 30s, little sleep, more drinking and 420 than I've done since college. Then we went to a SC, and two days of almost no sleep plus high THC level caught up with me. About 1:30am, I started feeling sleep overcome me, and spent about 20 minutes fighting it. Could have gone either way; I got a second wind and stayed up until past 4 when we left. I was an absolute mess the next day, luckily that was last night of bachelor party
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5 years ago
Totally disagree. I banged my CF in the VIP at the Hot Beaches strip club in Newport, and we didn't get sand anywhere
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5 years ago
Coffee not available at my local club, that does serve alcohol and food. It's definitely a mistake
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5 years ago
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SubramanCar key and wallet dating your sister
SmashingHoes: is this just a trend at the particular club(s) you've always gone to? Or you think you see it more broadly?
I haven't noticed any real difference over the years.
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5 years ago
Similar to you sinclair. Sex industry purchases, cash businesses like the farmer's market, I'm just buying something like a package of chips and a water, very little otherwise. My credit card gets me 2%-4% cash back, doesn't seem to be any advantage to use cash.
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5 years ago
-->"Maybe she was not even a real-girl - hmm?"
3/4 of tuscl just got boners
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5 years ago
Fun fact: I trained with BJ back when he was a white belt, at Ralph Gracie's.
jack: his nickname is BJ because of his favorite move. just kidding, it stands for "baby jay"
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5 years ago
I'm not so sure she was even totally turned on by him
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5 years ago
On the bright side, you have a great story and still have both kidneys. I call that a win
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5 years ago
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AtAboyStill learning to proofread
Obviously enough, I've posted my MO ad nauseum: drinking WITH THE GIRLS in the club is one of the experiences I want out of clubbing. So, basically, 95% of the time, what I do is:
I walk into the club, grab myself a non-alcoholic drink, sit at a table or the bar. If I meet a stripper I like, or I had an appointment with my CF and she is there, I start ordering alcoholic drinks for both of us and we get buzzed. If I just keep meeting random strippers at my table and I don't click with any, I never make the transition to alcohol and I leave sober. There's no thrill for me in drinking alone at the SC, so it's either that the trip was a no-joy and I leave stone cold sober, or met a great stripper and I'm buzzed.
That's if I'm SCing alone. I often SC with my buddies and in that case, we always have some drinks together regardless
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5 years ago
Very popular with both strippers and SBs. If it's your first time with her, keep it to a "symbolic" level, it'll give her the psychological turn-on without the risk. Let up often. Check in with her often ("was that ok? too hard? too soft?"). I've been engaging in bdsm longer than most of these girls have been alive, and I am cautious to a fault on this, with someone I don't know well
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5 years ago
Again, based on the story, it's not clear those are stripper lies, versus a stripper smartly refusing to answer questions that would potentially jeopardize her safety, her vanilla job, and her baby daddy's confidentiality. Best not to answer them. Her only mistake is not having a lie ready for each question (whether she was actually lying or telling the truth in the first place)
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5 years ago
People usually ask if I'm a rapper, an olympic athlete, or a model lulz
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5 years ago
Nidan111: Stand back, ma'am. I am about to deploy my micro-antenna
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5 years ago
Porsche: The last time someone came this fast, it was this 50 year old man who was dressed up like a little kid, told me how dope fresh he looked, and then made me say "I'm a high end vegas girl". But as soon as I said the first word, he came and then ran away. Fucker didn't even pay me
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5 years ago
I think the girls would find it amusing if, when they approached, you start muttering cop lingo into your collar.
Porsche: *starts walking over*
PaulDrake: Female subject, caucasian, approximately 5'2" 125 pounds, approaching from my 2:00
Porsche: Hey baby, want a dance? Have you ever been here before?
PaulDrake: Female subject presently making contact with this undercover's genitals in a linear fashion, at a high rate of speed
Porsche: did you cum already omg
PaulDrake: Officer needs assistance
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5 years ago
Tell her to ask you directly if you're a cop. Everyone knows that if they ask you, you have to tell the truth
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5 years ago
I ALWAYS turn them down when they ask for tips, after a mediocre dance. For many years it was just a neutral thing, I'd just tell them no with no feeling either way, but I'm finding I almost enjoy it now. Which is probably a bad sign.
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5 years ago
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SubramanCar key and wallet dating your sister
Papi: that is actually a stunning revelation. Any idea what's going on?
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5 years ago
-->"I caught this one at her own game. Started dancing in Vegas the other day. We get to chatting and she tells me she’s here for a couple of days. Said she USED to work at The Highlighter but was retired and working at a hospital. Being familiar with the hospitals there her best response was “the one downtown” but somehow can’t remember the name of her employer. Strike 1"
I don't want to be the miserable iceyloco of this conversation, but I think the stripper would be fucking crazy to tell a rando customer the place where she works for her vanilla job. Obviously, the whole thing might have been a lie, which is dumb dumb dumb, but if she WERE actually working at a hospital, she'd be retarded to tell you which one
-->"Tells me about her kids and two baby daddy’s one in prison and the other owns a bar in Vegas. Asked the name and she didn’t know. Strike 3"
Exact same comment -- she may have been lying, but if it were really the truth, she'd be retarded to tell you which bar her baby daddy owns.
Whether she were lying OR telling the truth, maybe she should have a backup lie -- some obscure vegas bar and random phoenix hospital to tell you the name of.
Anyway, not saying she wasn't a hustler, but I don't know from the story. The one thing I do know is that she protects her boundaries from customers asking questions they shouldn't.
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5 years ago
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SubramanCar key and wallet dating your sister
Muddy: agree strongly on the kim kardashian diaper look. Butt implants are the most atrocious trend. Just gross, most of the time. I've said for a long time: as an ass man myself, the worst thing that ever happened is the cultural shift from boobs to butts... since it translated to a "bigger is better" gross diaper look. I don't care if girls get crappy boob jobs; I do care if they get crappy butt jobs
On rap:
- The clubs I go to don't play rap (nor do most non-urban high or mid range clubs, IMO), other than occasional smoother stuff like Go Loco, which I do hear lately in the high end clubs
- I've liked rap ever since the KRS-1, de la soul, eric b & rakim, big daddy kane, etc. days, so probably more tolerant than most in any case. I'm lost on some of it, but still a rap & hip hop fan in general
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5 years ago
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SubramanCar key and wallet dating your sister
On the drinking, Could be an weird SF thing I suppose. It's surprised me, I'd have thought it would be one of the things that always stays the same. Come to think of it, with pot legal here on a state level since the beginning of last year, that might have helped swing things...
I think the move to "snapchat/instagram as brand outreach" is at least 5 years old, but certainly continuing to accelerate as "influencers" etc get publicity
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5 years ago
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EastCoasterI strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
Founder doesn't seem to care what a shitstorm the forum is, but he does care about trolling the review system -- why not let him know? He noticed the pattern when DC did this
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5 years ago
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IceyI put your ATF on a winning team
Scoring with just one Las Vegas stripper hoe is a bitch win. I scored 17 at the same time. Bitches dig ditches.
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5 years ago
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AtAboyStill learning to proofread
In reality, it's fun to hypothesize, but it's just guesses. The one thing we know is, studies of internet trolls always show the same thing: they are socially isolated, miserable and truly horrible people, for whom trolling is their main source of joy, and main social interaction. This fits perfectly: whoever is behind icey is as miserable a person as I've ever seen. Again, even SJG has plenty of light and humorous moments, even if you guys hate him so much that you miss it; real people (and SJG is one) find lighter and more humorous moments, even if they're more serious most of the time. icey is nothing but misery, with a "lulz" at the end. The pimp persona is obviously constructed, and terribly so; nor would anyone with a "street" personality spend all their time getting humiliated on an internet forum, while also pretending to be an angry SJW.
Given that the personas are constructed -- the pimp persona badly, the hysterical SJW a little better -- the only thing that makes sense is if you look at the posts with the standard troll goal: to sew discord. And through that lens, you see a nearly-monotonous predictable pattern: he just posts the opposite of whatever the group consensus is. I don't think deconstructing an artificial persona like the hysterical SJW or dope boy fresh pimp, really gives us the right picture. It is a classic, isolated, miserable, internet troll.