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12 years ago
It appears as though wealthy white America should make a couple of social networking pages, one youtube video and file their taxes as if they were a rapper.
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12 years ago
@rickdugan Some of the Hustler clubs have "barely legal" rooms with Disney princess wallpaper. They definitely know their demographic.
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12 years ago
Give her $10 for the powder room.
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12 years ago
Well, once a customer got a 1/2 hour champagne room with me and then he proceeded to tell me how I remind him of his daughter. That was awkward.
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12 years ago
At the club I work at, the top earners make roughly $80-$100k+ a year. IMO under $50k is at the low end of the spectrum for a dancer. A lot of people don't believe that this is possible without doing extras, but allow me to explain (using my club's dance structure as a model):
Let's say a girl works 6 hours a night, 4 days a week. At the club she works at there are table dances for $20 and the girl gets to keep all of it. If she can manage to do 5 an hour (at one song a piece, this is easy) that's $20 x 5 which equals $100 right into her pocket. If she manages to do this the entire night that's an easy $600 that the club doesn't get a cut of. Now, this club also has 1/2 champagne rooms for $300 and of that the girl keeps $150. Doing one of those a night will net the girl $150, which covers her minimum tip out ($20 to DJ, $10 to house). We're at $720 right now, not counting stage money and misc. tips. This is obviously a kind of best case scenario, but unless you're ugly/stupid/a dumpster human/not much of a hustler/you work in a shithole it's easy to net over $2k a week. I have no idea how some girls can't make their rent/car payments/whatever. It's actually mindboggling.
So, I wouldn't say it's a living hell at all. Really, as an attractive female, you're going to have to deal with douchebags wherever you go. It's nice to get compensated for that and believe it or not... YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING YOU DON'T WANT TO DO! That's right. Unfortunately, a lot of dancers don't have much of a long-term vision and don't really make any preparations for the future. The trick to making it as a dancer is to approach it as a business and not a lifestyle/hobby/whatever the fuck else.
I'm pretty upfront with my friends and family about what I do, but I'll agree with you that it does put unnecessary strain on relationships. The kind of guys that want to date strippers are not the kind of guys that I want to date.
There are definitely cons, but they don't bother me enough to toil as a wage slave and as they say... better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.
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12 years ago
With the kind of food they serve in strip clubs I highly doubt you'd want your finger in or around a stripper's b-hole.
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12 years ago
Actually, it isn't really hard to have sex with a stripper for free. Just be her type.
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12 years ago
lol @ " I should be looking for someone that is going somewhere in their life, like nursing school or something."
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12 years ago
This, amongst other reasons, is precisely why I don't do extras. Terrible, I know, but I've never had an STD and I don't want to be eskimo sisters with some girl that has the free clinic on speed dial.
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12 years ago
http://beautydelux.com/2011/05/26/carmen-dellorefice-eternal-beauty/
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12 years ago
You probably don't want an over-the-counter penile implant.
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12 years ago
it's about a candy store.
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12 years ago
@shadowcat - Oh, I know that. I meant that the people that I see doing it where I work are mostly older white gentlemen now. I also don't work at "urban" clubs, though, so that's probably why. It was in response to someone up there that said it's ONLY young black men that do it.
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12 years ago
The tale of my first (and only) OTC encounter. Him: hot creative director at advertising agency, Me: hungry. We did 30 minutes in the VIP and then he asked if I wanted to get french toast when I got off of work. I'm a sucker for french toast. We went to the 24/hr diner across town. He bought me breakfast and then... started to cry about his crumbling marriage. I made sympathetic noises in between bites. Then he walked me to my car and I went home.
Sexy, kind of.
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12 years ago
I thought it was the testosterone fueling the fight, but I guess they just have bad aim and they're getting pee everywhere :(
Someone get out the Nature's Miracle.
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12 years ago
You guys are getting testosterone all over my shoes
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12 years ago
@papi_chulo
I don't think it's a cache issue, it might be more of a time issue. I just changed mine, cleared the cache and the old one is still showing up.
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12 years ago
@samsung1 - I just meant from the name alone
@papi_chulo - Coincidentally that was in the dressing room, strippers love onesies.
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12 years ago
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I'll never understand why there are girls that can make their rent in one night and are somehow always late with it.
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12 years ago
I've never thought it was "tacky" or "annoying" when a guy throws $100+ on the stage, I'm like "Fuck yeah, this guy just threw $200 at me." Again, this might be a regional thing, but it's usually middle-aged/geriatric white guys that do it and they're usually giggling the entire time and pretending they're Juicy J. It's definitely more of a status thing, just letting every other guy in the club know that they don't give a FUCK.
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12 years ago
@dalex No one would buy it, drug dealing gang banging killers have girls that they don't need to pay for. Plus, what if she hits you up for drugs and you have none to deal? You're fucked.
I kind of can't believe that he went to the police, that's going to look terrible to his employers/friends/family/anyone. He should have just been like "ew, bitch.", screencapped the parts of the conversation pertaining to consent and left it at that.
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12 years ago
I guess the only people that would be super bummed about this are people that want to bang someone that may have been 17 the day before. I don't know if 21 year olds are less likely to be forced into prostitution, though... it might be more effective if they had them also include a 3 page essay on why prostitution is the avenue they wish to take. Handwritten, single spaced, and those i's better be dotted with hearts.
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12 years ago
bummed Booby Trap didn't make it.
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12 years ago
@pabloantonio
Googled 'Sunny Leon' ... shitty face and you didn't even get her last name right. What kind of fan ARE you?