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10 years ago
James!James!James!
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
It's not whether her tits are natural or implants that matter. It's what's on the inside that's truly important. No, not personality but pink.
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10 years ago
Ranukam, say it ain't so.
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10 years ago
I'm the opposite. I sleep silent, I don't fidget, and my chest barely rises. Family, friends, and gals I've slept with say I look like a mummy.
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10 years ago
@GCMAN-Once again.
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10 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
@DD-Hahahahaha.
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10 years ago
I love this thread.
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10 years ago
Don't forget about morning sex!
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10 years ago
I've never had a problem with the strippers staying and sleeping after we fucked but I've only had 3 strippers that I've done that with.
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10 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
@IME-Haha.
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10 years ago
No bullshittin'.
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10 years ago
@Moto-Haha. Now that's the truth.
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Ho's are good. But in the soil out where I live, too many rocks. A pick axe works much better.
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10 years ago
Gawker!Gawker!Gawker!
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I'm in the bullshit business. As a kid, I had a knack for bullshittin'. It's a talent I was born with but just like Jordan, I didn't rest on talent alone. No, yours truly honed his skills to a Hatori Hanzo edge. And that, my friends, is the gospel truth.
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10 years ago
Short and stumpy. Kinda like a keg with tits.
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10 years ago
When Anna use to do those Guess ads back in the 90's, WOWZERS. I use to beat my meat with extreme aggression. Shit, I love Guess Girls.
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10 years ago
@Dolfan-Damn! Bottlings hurt. I've had a dude bottle me and it wasn't pleasant. A Marine buddy of mine told me that Thai Go-Go Girls are quick to bottle one another or dudes, too.
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10 years ago
Why can't it be both?
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10 years ago
I thought Detroit changed for better when they discontinued the Pontiac Aztec. That shit was depressing. That car never made me want to sacrifice virgins to Hummingbird-on-the-left or Smoking-obsidian-mirror.
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10 years ago
That broads gone way downhill after American Pie.
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10 years ago
One more thing. I understand my relationship with and my position in the "Stripper Totem Pole". There are girls that I'm cool with in the club and that I see OTC. I understand that many have sugar daddies, athletes/entertainers, and other customers who make more money than I. For me to stand out, I have to use and make what I have to the best of my ability.
Example-I've gone to various beaches with different strippers. I'm not the best surfer(stand-up, boogie, body) but I'm better than your average weekend warrior. As long as Kelly Slater ain't in the line-up, I look good. Chicks in general like a dude who has some skill in certain areas. I bring good food and drink plus a relaxing vibe to the beach.
Girls(strippers or civies), appreciate this. It helps me stand out from the crowd. When I invite a stripper to the beach, she knows she's in for a good time.
@Skibum-Although clubs are just a hobby for you, I'm sure that you can attest to a similar vibe while out skiing. Hot chicks will always gravitate to the dude who stands out.
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
@Jerrikson-I brought my decoder ring. It says, "Drink more Olvatine."
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10 years ago
Too Short once said, "Get In Where You Fit In".
Ranukam, that's the best advice I can give. Can you two actually find a "Love Connection"? Maybe. Will your relationship be the same or better than before? I don't know.
She's spent some time with an NBA player who access to NBA money, the perks of fame(no lines, VIP service for cheap or free, etc.), and just being seen with a professional athlete. Unless you have similar capital, this knowledge might be psychologically harmful.
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Thank God I have those voicesin my head. Shit, I'll probably die with an entourage.