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Nominations for Moderator

motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Judy Judy
Won't take any shit from Juice. She put him in the with corner.

Geoffrey Zakarian
My favorite "Chopped" judge. Has a hot wife. Might demand too much money.

Rachel Maddow
Would delete any thread not started by lopaw

Roger Goodell
Tyrant. King Roger. Likes to ban things like spiking and spinning the ball. Might ban Dougster on first day.

Simon Cowell
Tough exterior. Really a pussy. Would never make it here.

Yoda
No extra time. Too busy locking threads on Stripperweb.

Ted Valentine
Worst referee in the history of basketball. A career change might do him good.

Alex Rodriguez
Rumor has it he likes strip clubs. Plenty of free time. Might kill Alucard in a 'roid range.

23 comments

  • JuiceBox69
    11 years ago
    Yoda would work to well...so fuck that......
  • LordxBetty
    11 years ago
    I Nominate Motorhead...I dropped acid with Lemmy during the Hawkwind years.....he's a cool guy mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    I nominate Joe Pesci. That Guido will definitely keep shit in line.
  • mikeya02
    11 years ago
    Wow, a retard actually remembers Hawkwind. Impressive!
  • mikeya02
    11 years ago
    I nominate Mike Tyson. Piss him off and he'll beat up your car, eat your babies, bite off your ear, kill you and then rape you.
  • motorhead
    11 years ago
    LOL mikey about Tyson
  • lopaw
    11 years ago
    lmao! This is some good shit!
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    Satan. He knows what to do.
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    Judge Mills Lane. Seriously. "Let's Get It On."
  • minnow
    11 years ago
    mh- Did you mean to say JUDGE Judy ? She strikes me as the epitome of someone who doesn't brook any tomfoolery.

    By contrast, Judy Judy (the one with plenty of stocking fetish photos) struck me as a more tolerant sort. I know where your mind wanders now, motorhead...........
  • Clubber
    11 years ago
    God, of course!
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Adam Carola and Jimmy Kimmel. The juggy girls can be the jury
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    We should all watch girls on trampolines
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    I'm all for Carolla and Kimmel.
  • ilbbaicnl
    11 years ago
    My ex-fav's lizard. He'd mostly just observe.
  • sclvr5005
    11 years ago
    I'm going with the lizard. I hope he uses good judgement while silently (and creepily) observing us.
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    What about Mr. Lizard aka Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stadanko? Or the spirit of the Lizard King?
  • Clubber
    11 years ago
    SS,

    Sgt. Stedenko. I think "he" was on an album (for you youngsters, how music and such was played before tape and CD's) looooong before he hit the big screen.
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    Clubber, do you still have the Cheech & Chong album that came with the Big Bambu rolling paper?
  • motorhead
    11 years ago
    Anyone else a Jeopardy fan?

    I loved it when Cheech Marin won the Jeopardy Celebrity Tournament of Champions.

  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    Dave?
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    He don't live here, man.
  • Clubber
    11 years ago
    SS,

    Actually I do. It is somewhere all stuck together in a stack of albums and ruined by hurricane andrew back in 1992.
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