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Nominations for Moderator

motorhead
motorhead1106928

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

Judy Judy Won't take any shit from Juice. She put him in the with corner.

Geoffrey Zakarian My favorite "Chopped" judge. Has a hot wife. Might demand too much money.

Rachel Maddow Would delete any thread not started by lopaw

Roger Goodell Tyrant. King Roger. Likes to ban things like spiking and spinning the ball. Might ban Dougster on first day.

Simon Cowell Tough exterior. Really a pussy. Would never make it here.

Yoda No extra time. Too busy locking threads on Stripperweb.

Ted Valentine Worst referee in the history of basketball. A career change might do him good.

Alex Rodriguez Rumor has it he likes strip clubs. Plenty of free time. Might kill Alucard in a 'roid range.

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JuiceBox69
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Yoda would work to well...so fuck that......

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LordxBetty
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I Nominate Motorhead...I dropped acid with Lemmy during the Hawkwind years.....he's a cool guy mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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SlickSpic
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I nominate Joe Pesci. That Guido will definitely keep shit in line.

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mikeya02
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Wow, a retard actually remembers Hawkwind. Impressive!

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mikeya02
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I nominate Mike Tyson. Piss him off and he'll beat up your car, eat your babies, bite off your ear, kill you and then rape you.

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motorhead
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LOL mikey about Tyson

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lopaw
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lmao! This is some good shit!

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SlickSpic
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Satan. He knows what to do.

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SlickSpic
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Judge Mills Lane. Seriously. "Let's Get It On."

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minnow
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mh- Did you mean to say JUDGE Judy ? She strikes me as the epitome of someone who doesn't brook any tomfoolery.

By contrast, Judy Judy (the one with plenty of stocking fetish photos) struck me as a more tolerant sort. I know where your mind wanders now, motorhead...........

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Clubber
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God, of course!

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crazyjoe
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Adam Carola and Jimmy Kimmel. The juggy girls can be the jury

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crazyjoe
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We should all watch girls on trampolines

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SlickSpic
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I'm all for Carolla and Kimmel.

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ilbbaicnl
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My ex-fav's lizard. He'd mostly just observe.

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sclvr5005
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I'm going with the lizard. I hope he uses good judgement while silently (and creepily) observing us.

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SlickSpic
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What about Mr. Lizard aka Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stadanko? Or the spirit of the Lizard King?

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Clubber
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SS,

Sgt. Stedenko. I think "he" was on an album (for you youngsters, how music and such was played before tape and CD's) looooong before he hit the big screen.

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SlickSpic
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Clubber, do you still have the Cheech & Chong album that came with the Big Bambu rolling paper?

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motorhead
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Anyone else a Jeopardy fan?

I loved it when Cheech Marin won the Jeopardy Celebrity Tournament of Champions.

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SlickSpic
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Dave?

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SlickSpic
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He don't live here, man.

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Clubber
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SS,

Actually I do. It is somewhere all stuck together in a stack of albums and ruined by hurricane andrew back in 1992.

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