Nominations for Moderator

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

8/7/2013 5:07:43 PM

Judy Judy
Won't take any shit from Juice. She put him in the with corner.

Geoffrey Zakarian
My favorite "Chopped" judge. Has a hot wife. Might demand too much money.

Rachel Maddow
Would delete any thread not started by lopaw

Roger Goodell
Tyrant. King Roger. Likes to ban things like spiking and spinning the ball. Might ban Dougster on first day.

Simon Cowell
Tough exterior. Really a pussy. Would never make it here.

Yoda
No extra time. Too busy locking threads on Stripperweb.

Ted Valentine
Worst referee in the history of basketball. A career change might do him good.

Alex Rodriguez
Rumor has it he likes strip clubs. Plenty of free time. Might kill Alucard in a 'roid range.

23 comments

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JuiceBox69

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11 years ago

Yoda would work to well...so fuck that......

LordxBetty

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11 years ago

I Nominate Motorhead...I dropped acid with Lemmy during the Hawkwind years.....he's a cool guy mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

I nominate Joe Pesci. That Guido will definitely keep shit in line.

mikeya02

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11 years ago

Wow, a retard actually remembers Hawkwind. Impressive!

mikeya02

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11 years ago

I nominate Mike Tyson. Piss him off and he'll beat up your car, eat your babies, bite off your ear, kill you and then rape you.

motorhead

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11 years ago

LOL mikey about Tyson

lopaw

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11 years ago

lmao! This is some good shit!

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

Satan. He knows what to do.

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

Judge Mills Lane. Seriously. "Let's Get It On."

minnow

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11 years ago

mh- Did you mean to say JUDGE Judy ? She strikes me as the epitome of someone who doesn't brook any tomfoolery.

By contrast, Judy Judy (the one with plenty of stocking fetish photos) struck me as a more tolerant sort. I know where your mind wanders now, motorhead...........

Clubber

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11 years ago

God, of course!

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

Adam Carola and Jimmy Kimmel. The juggy girls can be the jury

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

We should all watch girls on trampolines

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

I'm all for Carolla and Kimmel.

ilbbaicnl

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11 years ago

My ex-fav's lizard. He'd mostly just observe.

sclvr5005

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11 years ago

I'm going with the lizard. I hope he uses good judgement while silently (and creepily) observing us.

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

What about Mr. Lizard aka Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stadanko? Or the spirit of the Lizard King?

Clubber

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11 years ago

SS,

Sgt. Stedenko. I think "he" was on an album (for you youngsters, how music and such was played before tape and CD's) looooong before he hit the big screen.

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

Clubber, do you still have the Cheech & Chong album that came with the Big Bambu rolling paper?

motorhead

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11 years ago

Anyone else a Jeopardy fan?

I loved it when Cheech Marin won the Jeopardy Celebrity Tournament of Champions.

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

Dave?