Judy Judy Won't take any shit from Juice. She put him in the with corner.
Geoffrey Zakarian My favorite "Chopped" judge. Has a hot wife. Might demand too much money.
Rachel Maddow Would delete any thread not started by lopaw
Roger Goodell Tyrant. King Roger. Likes to ban things like spiking and spinning the ball. Might ban Dougster on first day.
Simon Cowell Tough exterior. Really a pussy. Would never make it here.
Yoda No extra time. Too busy locking threads on Stripperweb.
Ted Valentine Worst referee in the history of basketball. A career change might do him good.
Alex Rodriguez Rumor has it he likes strip clubs. Plenty of free time. Might kill Alucard in a 'roid range.
Yoda would work to well...so fuck that......