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11 years ago
You played your cards like Johnny Chan and came up like a shark. Good job, Esta. I've had similar experiences.
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
That shit sucks. The bouncer should've used more tact. In my late teens, I was a movie theater usher and often times, I'd find or have to interupt couples making out or more. I was never rude nor invasive. Show some respect for the game.
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11 years ago
@Player-That's not swinging, that's cheating.
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11 years ago
I beg to differ. Papa was a rolling stone. Wherever he laid his hat was his home.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I have nobody on ignore. Some of y'all must never have had children in your life. I joke about my rugrats being crazy, and they are. But this site is fun. Child's play. Earlier today, I had to deal with an 8 year old, a 7 year old, and a 5 year old, all yelling and fighting. TUSCL is my relief. Marinate on that.
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11 years ago
As of now, we have no moderator. The best thing that we can do to keep this a positive and viable forum is to continue to post entertaining, informative, and provacative threads. They don't always have to be about strip clubs. Alucard's post about the NFL is back got some 100+ hits.
Almost everybody had an on topic point to make.
If somebody creates something that you don't like, post something that you feel is poignant.
If somebody is a troll and they post something that makes me laugh or if I feel that I can get a laugh in their post, I'm posting.
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11 years ago
Good one, Ermita. Swing dancing is fun. Believe It it not, I also do some C&W two-step. I love cowgirls.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I'm rich in mercury. Doctor says no more sushi or fish tacos. I can't stop eating Tuna.
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11 years ago
Well my brothers and sisters, I went to the sc last night dressed up as Super Mario. The bouncers dug my digs. One bouncer was dressed up as a zombie while the other bouncer was dressed up as Jules from Pulp Fiction.
A couple of dancers were dressed up-Little Red Riding Hood and Jessica Rabbit. The ladies liked my outfit, soft to the touch and smooth as silk. My hard-on was easily seen and felt.
Too bad that not enough of my favorites were there to appreciate it.
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11 years ago
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.
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11 years ago
The KOA is A ok.
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11 years ago
Dallas is on the money.
If I swing, it's for the chin.
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11 years ago
Not much of a Freud supporter. I prefer Musashi.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
He should've opted out.
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11 years ago
It's not what to say that really matters, it's what NOT too say that's important. Word of advice-woman love to talk about themselves. Ask non-intrusive questions and go from there.
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11 years ago
That's why the axe kicks ass.
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11 years ago
Upstanding members, huh. Well I'm proud to be a knuckle dragging, silverback. Like Staxwell says, "Save the Y chromosome."
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
How do you know that an elephant is on the rag?
There's a quarter on the nightstand and your mattress is missing.
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11 years ago
Tracy Ullman. She's about it. But they love each other madly.
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11 years ago
Easy. We all fit in a 67' VW beetle.
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11 years ago
@Clubber-you have a point there. When I had long hair, sometimes I rocked a biker look. Lots of big titty blondes paid me attention that I didn't receive when I looked GQ smooth. Then again, when I look GQ smooth, the Latinas, Sistas, and Italianas give me attention.
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11 years ago
I wonder if anyone was ever so hungry that they licked their food stamps for sustenance.
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11 years ago
And my sellout uncle, TioTaco.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
What does an elephant use for a tampon?
Sheep.
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11 years ago
I'm watching this flick today.