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10 years ago
Good luck on your life's quest. And if you ever get stuck on where to go or who to see, there's always the age-old "Eenie-meenie." Or you could do what this particular PL does and roll the dice.
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10 years ago
If a dancer's caught my attention -- and my libido -- and potentially my credit card, I tend to get several dances from her, maybe even spend some time in the VIP with her, and then kinda innocently and sorta ambiguously broach with subject with, "Wow, I wish we could do more." The ball's in her court then.
She might've read you as LE, too. Has there been any rash of stings going on in the area?
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10 years ago
It's the first I've heard of it. It'll probably also depend on the dancer, the club, and if you're willing to shell out some extra cash.
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10 years ago
To deter any extras, although in some clubs, guys can probably get commemorative DVDs made for an extra fee.
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10 years ago
Gotta agree with you, Rockstar.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I think a ton of it is the BS in life. We get into our routines, ways that we're comfortable with. Sure, sometimes, something will come along and upset that apple cart a little bit -- for good or for bad -- but we roll with it. But then there are those times that "something" just won't go away, and it just gets so damn frustrating. The rest of the world accepts it, but for us, it's like a small festering wound that we can't do anything about.
Y'know, I don't care what people say -- old school is the best school.
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10 years ago
Impala, was the electoral college their work-around for that?
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10 years ago
Give us a good gonzo review. You don't have to name names (don't want to get the dancers canned --- or monopolized), but a big part of a review for me is the person's experience. A subjective review is a lot more interesting to read than an objective one.
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10 years ago
Wasn't the psycho stripper also too good to pass up?
Like the others have said, you sound like a nice guy -- and you're setting off the radar of these girls who just want to use and abuse you (and your wallet) big time. It's time to walk away from it all, get your head on straight about these girls, and grow a thicker skin. You have to learn to say "NO!"
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10 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
I'll wisely choose not to believe you, SJG.
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10 years ago
The only time I see a raise is when Congress raises minimum wage. And when my company finally gets off its ass and announces its insurance plans, I'm really expecting them to say that all of us are capped at 30 hours a week so they don't have to give us any insurance. Yeah, it'll be time to look for another job then.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Spring gets to be my favorite time of year. After a long, cold winter all bundled up, the young co-eds get down to their bikinis and hit the park to sun bathe. That time of year around there, rear-end collisions tend to skyrocket.
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10 years ago
Living vicariously, man! Congrats!
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10 years ago
No. So what if she's a civilian? She's still a friend of that lunatic, and you aren't done with her yet, are you? Going by some of those old and sage adages -- "birds of a feather," "two peas in a pod," "guilt by association," and the like -- chances are she's going to be quite a bit like your current drama queen. Not only will you start to get hit with their neuroses in stereo, you'll also get caught between them when they start tearing into each other -- and you.
So please, for your own sanity -- as well as that of everyone on this board -- please, just say "No."
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10 years ago
I've seen a few beautiful and sexy women who were flat as a board, so any chance for titty fucking was definitely off the table.
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10 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
SJG, I'm not delusional or desperate enough to deceive myself into believing I'm on the receiving end of that -- well, unless the women are pointing as they giggle, then I know.
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10 years ago
I lived in Vegas for a whole three months -- and I can't think of one good place to eat there. I can tell you a place to avoid though -- Sammy's Wood-Fired Pizza. Hands down, one of the worst pizzas I've ever had. After just one piece, my stomach threatened me with a very violent rebellion if I even thought about a second piece.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
They aren't bad, but given her height and frame, they are a bit much.
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10 years ago
"Zombie Strippers" -- fun, over-the-top movie.
And sometimes mongers break into "...butt, butt, butt..."
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
If it's just a light sprinkling from head to toe, it'd probably be pretty cool. If it's almost solid, it'd probably look too much like an unsightly blemish -- from head to toe.
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10 years ago
Let's face it: Humans are polygamous animals. Monogamy is a social institution and it goes against our every instinct. Not saying it's impossible to have a monogamous relationship -- it makes everything far more socially acceptable for everyone -- but for some folks, I imagine it can be pretty tough.
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10 years ago
Well, maybe if she has the tongue...
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10 years ago
Actually, there are three strip clubs in the Madison area -- Visions (in Madison itself), Club Bristol (Sun Prairie, maybe 10 minutes north of Madison), and Silk Exotic (Middleton, just west of Madison) -- along with the *ahem, ahem* massage parlor, The Geisha House.
Like Shadowcat said though, it's mostly local regulations, along with probably a bit of religious pressure. The town I live in has both a university and an Air Force Base, but we don't have a strip joint, largely because of the overly conservative (and somewhat religious) city council.
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10 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
That isn't giddiness because of the guy -- that's giddiness for some potential money...or laughter because the guy's such a geek...
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I like the larger ones, too, silver dollar or pepperoni size, preferably a lighter color. I think that's one reason I like Gianna Michaels so much, well, that, her amazon size, and she just strikes me as one of the most sexually uninhibited women in porn.