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9 years ago
Never mind. I figured it out, and it worked. The button was back to its basic blue!
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9 years ago
Hmm. If I cleared my cookies, I have a feeling I'd be able to vote again.
But the question then becomes: Just how do I clear my cookies?
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9 years ago
I voted once, but since then the Vote button's always been grayed out and I can't vote again.
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9 years ago
That must've been Coldnshallow.
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9 years ago
Yeah, it's time to put Coldnshallow on Ignore. The missionary troll just doesn't seem to realize that she won't be converting anyone on this site, that she'll just be sucking up bandwidth.
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9 years ago
"To" is a preposition. It's used in prepositional phrases, such as "to the store."
"Too" means "as well" or is an adverb typically used to qualify and adjective, such as "too large."
"Tooo" means you just hit one too many o's.
It all depends on how you want and need to use it.
"Witch" is a being, more often than not female, who can wield magic.
"Which" indicates a choice, such as "Which is correct: to, too, or tooo?"
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9 years ago
Yeah, she's damn good looking. I think she might be a porn star.
Geez, where's Clubber, our aficionado of all women Asian?
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9 years ago
Um, Jack, I hope she wasn't able to access anything important, like back accounts, credit cards, or even a PayPal account. Or accessed anything that might give a virus access.
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9 years ago
^ It also sounds like he's auditioning any number of other strippers, just for variety or for his harem, too.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
"3. Never waste a good hard on, even if you're alone."
I remember a similar piece of advice from Buddy Hacket. He told the story of one time he was out fishing and all of the sudden, he got a boner. Well, being old and not wanting to waste it but having no one around to help with it, he started to make use of one of the fish. Of course, that's when an old woman showed up. She spotted him, pointed him out, and screamed, "Fish fucker!"
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9 years ago
Not a damn thing.
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9 years ago
One would be a good starting place for me.
Now I just have to figure out where that starting place is.
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9 years ago
SCL is a waste. Way too many trolls.
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9 years ago
D95, next time you have a threesome, maybe you should have another person on hand to tape the whole thing. Then you can send the tape to JS69 and he can write the whole thing out for us.
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9 years ago
Sure.
...er... Does that count? If not...
Yes.
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9 years ago
One stripper tried to tell me that Obama was going to run for a third term. When I told her the Constitution limits presidents to two terms, she said that he's still going to do it.
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9 years ago
Who knows, John? Was the place so crowded dancers were rubbing up close to you as they passed by? Or maybe they get into weird positions on the couches and inadvertently wipe their faces on the back of the couch?
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9 years ago
Rech's survival kit sounds ideal for a Communist zombie apocalypse.
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9 years ago
I think that if Rosario Dawson was a dancer, she just might be my DS:
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=%22rosario+dawson%22+bikini&qpvt=%22rosario+dawson%22+bikni&qpvt=%22rosario+dawson%22+bikni&FORM=IGRE
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9 years ago
Nina, a mini-documentary accompanies the musical. It explained how one of the millionaires at the time started the campaign against hemp because hemp was undercutting his profits in manufacturing rope for shipping (as I recall anyway; and at the time, hemp was an alternative material for rope.)
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9 years ago
"Today, standing in for Dr. Phil, let's welcome Marcel Marceau."
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9 years ago
"I've learned it's no use arguing with him"
Good thing you've never had to argue with him in court.
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9 years ago
Haven't experienced it yet, so I just don't know.
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9 years ago
My guess would be reflexology.
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9 years ago
Jackshacks are typically massage parlors that offer handjobs.