The solution to nasty VIP rooms

This is your brain....

This is your brain on drugs

You forgot your tampons.

Fabreeze

Your strip club bucket list. Who knows what opportunities might avail themselves?

WD-40

Do you carry this shit in a fanny pack, or is it in the velcro pockets on the sides of your khakis?

"Fabreeze"!

That shit is for real. I got to go back to the DR and smoke some weed once 5 years ago as this dancer that I used to fuck snuck me in back. One of her fellow workers didn't know I was back there and I saw her pull some fabreeze out of her locker and spray it on her cooch. True story.

Lmfao ^^^^

breath mints.

tooth past, dental floss, & listereen

Bandaid, spray tan, poroxide, bleach, dooshh, kitty litter, glow sticks

JS: At Follies, is the second hand smoke enough on the right hand side to not include a blunt or two in your club prep kit?

Vapes with weed are always in my pocket. Don't smoke blunts except with the DS.

Rech, Dr Strangelove is great.

^^^ one of my favorite movies

Dental floss

Flashlight

Emergency bucket of KFC in case of emergency munchies

Penis pump for those low-energy days

Bottle of Summer's-Eve for those not-so-fresh days

Id take ED pills in place of the pump. Could've used summers eve last night.

DS not so fresh lol

Papi emergency KFC LOL

This is a funny thread...Good one Rech

Rech's survival kit sounds ideal for a Communist zombie apocalypse.