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9 years ago
hotel royal"Tiff went shopping with Lexi."
Again? Geez, she always does that just when I'm going to stop by. Crap!
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9 years ago
Vocally putting people on ignore?I mention that I'm putting someone on Ignore because they can't see me shaking my head and walking away.
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9 years ago
Crazy Joe DS"Sorry, this page isn't available."
Story of my life.
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9 years ago
If you had a glow in the dark cat hat...Saw a woman walking a dog with a glow-in-the-dark collar tonight. The only way you could miss it would be if you were trying to miss it.
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9 years ago
What ever became of Clubber and Farmerart?Understandable, Clubber, and true. And sometimes, it's just nice to take that break and get some fresh air.
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9 years ago
What song does this pic represent?Clubber,
Seriously? Just because he's blonde?
Before I forget, Nuts asked if you'd be up for taking him off Ignore for a few minutes. He's been posting Instagram links like this: https://www.instagram.com/p/981lPPRYrn/. Figured it'd be something that'd catch your eye, whether she's blonde or not.
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9 years ago
Heading to Strip Club by Myself for First TimeGood thing it was at Taco Bell. Joe might've been in the next stall at Mickey D's.
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9 years ago
LustysCorvus, this site *really* covers more than just rural Fargo, ND? DAMN IT! I just wasted the past four hours of my life cruising Fargo looking for Lusty's! SHIT!
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9 years ago
What song does this pic represent?Clubber, you might want to check the Bond franchise out again. Daniel Craig's probably the best Bond since Connery.
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9 years ago
This kid is not going to be very cool when he starts going to strip clubs....Yeah, but along with dancing with all of the other princesses and not remembering it?
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9 years ago
This kid is not going to be very cool when he starts going to strip clubs....No, John, whenever you bring up the DS, this sort of thing pops to my mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjWxzKwic0c
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9 years ago
ooo god no ? or oooo lord yes ?Okay, "Fuck You" is on the left cheek, but I can't quite make out what's on the right one.
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9 years ago
What if all the girls were DFKing their customers in the main room?....I'd probably grab a Coke and take a number -- and avoid any in purple dresses, especially if they offer to wash my car, too.
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9 years ago
What song does this pic represent?Is it just me or does Putin look like he could make a decent James Bond villain?
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9 years ago
Is it fucked up to leaven bread with vaginal yeast?Ew.
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9 years ago
WTF do you guys do in VIP?Maybe somebody just lost a quarter and they had to get to the parking meter fast.
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9 years ago
OT: the most-messaged woman on OkCupidGood eyes, good face -- Good God, what's with all the tats?
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9 years ago
Heading to Strip Club by Myself for First TimeI always found going with other people more awkward than going solo. Going by yourself, you won't have to think about splitting the checks, maybe checking out a dancer your buddy might've balked at, losing your table, losing your buddy, losing your ride. Whatever happens, happens, and you won't have anyone around to tell the world about it.
So, yeah, just chill and enjoy.
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9 years ago
My DS wants to meet me, HELP !"Her ass is speaking to you....."
Nuts is...the Ass Whisperer.
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9 years ago
hotel royalOh, man. What happened to Tiffany?
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9 years ago
This kid is not going to be very cool when he starts going to strip clubs....Geez, I'd hate to be around the first time a girl turns him down for a date. It'd probably become a 2am report.
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9 years ago
OT: I need a favor from my fellow TUSCLersClubber, wouldn't that depend on the dancer and the mood you're in?
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9 years ago
How to respond to "Why are you sitting here all by yourself?"Usually, it's either "Well, I just got here" (which is typically the truth) or "I'm just relaxing for now, just taking in the sites (or the show)."
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9 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Am I being a Stuffy Old Guy?I don't know how old the daughter is, but could it be the other way around? Could she have used her daughter's name as her stage name? If so, she might've done that as a reminder for why she was stripping.