I used 4got2wipe as a sort of goofy joke but I think some people thought I was a troll! Like that guy who kept calling me zipperhead and juice! I wonder if he would have done so if I had a less colorful handle!
I was sure that the georgemicrodong fellow was a troll but he seems to be ignoring everybody! And he's never post troll topics! But what kind of weirdo says he has a microdong?
And now we have pikey_bastard! That guy seems to have a Mad Max movie playing in his head! I can't help but feel that using a handle with an ethnic slur in it makes you feel more hostile! Just like I suspect georgemicrodong is worried about the size of his dick! And apparently I'm worried abot the cleanliness of my crack - but I'm trying to work through that issue!
My prescription is to start saying "brilliant!" as often as possible! It really does make you feel brilliant!

