review comment
5 years ago
Agree about Hazel. Not a fan. She tried to chump me a long time ago so I avoid at all costs. Last time I went in she tried it but I sent her on her way. Swandy is very sexy. First time I met her awhile ago she was very conservative and let me know. Only did one dance. Now it's a different story....very different.
review comment
5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Damn, Papi, felt like I was there. I get to D.C. every so often but I've never been to EI. Next I'm in the area, I will make a pit stop. I went to college in D.C. @ HU so I'm familiar with the metro area.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Either visit her at the higher-mileage club and see if the rates or different or just get a new girl. Either way, be prepared to walk without regret. Any type of relationship be it business, personal, or the messy-in-between of stripper/PL, will usually run it's course.
discussion comment
6 years ago
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steeldog65I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
In a couple of the clubs that were HM that I frequented, I wore comfortable, neat, black warm-up pants (some time soft black nylon pants), polo short, tennis shoes and a sport coat. A few girls came up to me and winked and said, "I see you're ready to play so let's play" (or some version of that.)
discussion comment
8 years ago
I hear you, San Jose Guy, but the facts from years past and the history inform today and how folk are treated. Kaepernick's protest has merit and shouldn't just be written off as someone being ungrateful or disrespectful. The truth of the matter is the whole system of de-valuing certain people is what's disrespectful.
discussion comment
8 years ago
I respect Kaepernick and what he's doing. I've read all the lyrics to the STAR SPANGLED BANNER and I also understand who Francis Scott Key is because I bother to get the facts rather than just react. Be informed before you make a judgement.
discussion comment
10 years ago
In every club there are girls who are up for anything and those at the other end of the spectrum. I love thick (not fat) girls. I've had some amazing mileage from white, black, and latina women. Mostly it was about the culture (what they could get away with) in a particular club that mattered the most. It's all about how we connect with each other in the moment. I'm sure different parts of the country have something to do with mileage level too. I've been surprised at how freaky some really pretty girls are. Time and again when I expect that beauty to only give me a basic dance, she gives me so much more. I consider myself an average guy who's been around enough not to fall for some of the typical stripper shit but I always try to avoid being rude when turning a girl down. Not because I'm so sensitive but a negative attitude kills the fun vibe.
discussion comment
10 years ago
I've had a couple experiences but I didn't go in planning to hook up. I'm a writer and I was working on a detective novel where the investigator's client was a strip club owner. I was talking to a lot of the girls casually just trying to get a sense of their world. I got no lap dances but I was friendly. I bought one drink for one girl. After coming to this club a few times, one of the dancers I had conversations with invited me for breakfast. We met at a Denny's and she invited me back to her place. Turns out she was a journalism major and was getting ready to transfer to a school out of state. I used to send her chapters to get feedback on the authenticity of the stripper world. She liked this really gave me some wonderful insights. A lot of it I didn't use in the book. I guess we had the writing thing in common and developed a rapport that led to her bedroom.
discussion comment
10 years ago
Most dancers are used to rejection so they move on. Ocacssionally, some are desperate for money because it's slow so they try to wear you down. I'm never rude but I also let them know I'm not interested. I may say something like, "I'll let you know when I'm ready" or "I'm waiting on someone." I remember one girl was so persistent and got frustrated and said, "Why'd you come, if you're not going to get dances?" I said, "You're denying all these other guys the pleasure of your company. Please don't let me stand in their way." She had no comeback and walked off in a huff. If the dancer wants to get upset then it's not on me. The fact that you keep your cool is always a good thing and the only one who comes off looking silly is that particular dancer. Whether you care what others think or not is not the issue. You come in to have a good time so you don't allow anyone to kill your vibe.
discussion comment
12 years ago
I saw it awhile ago. The craziest thing was that combination stripclub/barber shop. Guys could get their hair cut while getting a lap dance. I think that was in Atlanta.
review comment
5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
To me, Tru Playas seems like a Tru Fail when it comes to what I'm used to! But this kind of tradition of just "shakin' that ass" for dollahs and not touchin' that ass is real 'throw-back" and to some it's the culture, but I'm not with it! My father and his boys, back in the day, probably would have loved this. They would have brought in their metal flasks and gone crazy!
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5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Always enjoy your reviews, Papi. Comprehensive, personal, and just enough whimsy and quirkiness to keep me entertained. Great Job!
review comment
6 years ago
I haven't been back in 7 years. This place is really the pitts now.
review comment
6 years ago
Wow, I thought this club was closed. When I pass by on Sat. or Fri. evenings, the parking lot is empty and the front door is closed. No more weekends? Only open on certain days?
review comment
6 years ago
No dayshift. Club opens at 6:00. Before 9:00 it's $5.00. After nine, it's $15. The dance price here and @ King Henry (the sister club) is now a weird $17. The mileage can be good if you know the dancer. It used to be a little more envelope-pushing but lately...it's a little tamer .....for me, because I know certain girls, it's all very good GPS. As always YMWV.
review comment
7 years ago
Absolutely agree about Hazel. Had a negative experience with her about a year ago and never again. Thought I was the only one who felt this way. Glad to know I'm not wrong about her.
review comment
7 years ago
Had a couch dance with Nena months ago and it was lame. Shame because she has a curvy, sexy body, but after that couch dance or 3 for $40 as they call it, I never went back.I knew a VIP with her would be a waste but I figured maybe that was just me. Now I know it's not.
review comment
7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Good stuff, as usual, Papi.
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7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Enjoyed your review as I do all of your adventures! Usually when I go to Florida, I'm in Jacksonville or Lake City. Last summer I was in Daytona Beach but didn't have time to check out any spots. So your reviews help me decide where I might venture to next time I'm in Florida and have some time to drive around.
review comment
10 years ago
Good stuff! I didn't realize CHOCOLATE was SHOWTIME until just now.
review comment
10 years ago
Good stuff; very informative. I get the Star Trek reference of the 7 year Vulcan mating cycle thing too!
article comment
11 years ago
I try to keep in mind it's all about having fun. I never expect anything but a good time. I agree that you should be respectful, kind, and upbeat. I've had some encounters OTC with a few dancers but I never paid because that wasn't the arrangement. I never suggested an OTC meet. She did and when I said "no money will change hands" some declined but some hung out with me anyway. Always kept it casual and fun. I respect the hustle but outside of the club, if I'm spending money, it's on a girlfriend and the dynamics of that union is different in my mind to the "customer/dancer" arrangement.
article comment
11 years ago
This article is entertaining. Wanting to screw a dancer and wanting to date her are 2 different things.