Comments by Chemicaltoilet

Barf

http://fap.jesus.si/ should give you all the links

+1 for the hot ass cat burglar. She's the only chick that makes me stop fast forwarding my DVR to watch her.

This is real talk. I violate almost all of these commandments most of the time but I know them to be true.

I think even Juicebox posts make more sense than this shit

Kelly Kapowski http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5psprIiz1rb4wlro1_500.jpg

@pablo Those that you listed are definitely beyond what I'm describing. No dancer would get even 1 of those strikes from me before I never drop another cent on her. I'll definitely cut the ATF some slack, hopefully she is back to normal by my next visit.

Damn, you dyslexic guys get all the pussy!

Sorry don't know how to edit but heres a better link http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/elsahosk

First girl is pretty hot. She reminds me of Victoria's Secret model Elsa Hosk. http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/elsa%20hosk

This is insane. Why would anyone care about this??? If I had some sort of accident, I know my FAMILY and FRIENDS would care, but STRIPPERS???/ What the hell guys... are we really this lonely that people who are only in our lives because they give us boners for money should care about our well being? I hope you can get some real friends soon fellas.

I'd go as Juicebox69

I don't recommend trying to help or even understand the lives of these crazy women. I believe if you try and white knight too hard, they will either resent you or take advantage of you and leave you high and dry. Strippers come and go all the time, so do customers. Neither of us is that special.

Alucard uncovered!! Incoming 20 threads about respecting privacy and 10 to make him moderator to ban Dalex!!

HAHHAHAHAA are you fucking 13 yrs old????? Congrats on being a huge pussy / PL

Sensual for me. Though if she's less than a 7 in looks, nasty is probably preferable.

disappointment

Dougster is #1 on Alucard's list. He must be doing something right!

Chris Rock is famous for his claim, "there is no sex in the champagne room." The majority of our members would adamantly disagree with this notion.

@Juice http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/154/912/berneydidnotread.gif?1318992465

Damn man that sounds rough.... maybe you should try escorts for a while. Seems like these strippers are taking your business for granted.

Dalex is definitely gay. Strip clubs may have saved his life but not his dick!

I've been enjoying 2001live.com the last couple of days. There are some serious hotties at that club during the evenings