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7 years ago
2 minutes later....
"Awe, gee whiz guys, I was robbed at the local Circle K of all $2,000 when I went in to buy some 4Lokos... Looks like I won't have the funds to make the trip after all..."
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7 years ago
^^^You need an encounter with a Lot Lizard at the truck stop.
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7 years ago
1) Generally go solo. Unless Juice is once again planning a Detroit meet and greet.
2) Not unless it's REALLY a good lap dance. But then again, in my area, almost all dances are extra oriented. So it's possibe if getting more than a standard dance, that a tip is part of the price.
3) I generally tip a dollar a drink. So if I'm getting a beer and I'm buying the girl sitting with me a drink, I generally give the bartender $2 for s tip each time.
4) This is an interesting question. And one that I've done in both scenarios mentioned. The majority of the time, I do not give any girl Who comes and sits with me any money other than buying her some drinks while we are talking. And I always tell the girl up front: "you are welcome to sit with me, but I'm not getting any lap dances today" if I'm truly not interested in doing a VIP or just not interested in doing it with her.
So then the girl can make up her mind if she wants to work the room or just sit with me for some free drinks.
Now, in the past, when I sat with a girl I've known from previous trips to the club and I'm just sitting and talking with her, I again tell her I'm just relaxing today, but if I feel like I've taken up too much of her time, or if it's REALLY slow, I've on occasion given a girl some money just so she can cover her tip out so it doesn't cost her money to come to work.
5) I haven't gone to a non-extras club in quite some time, so I don't know the answer to the tip in VIP at those clubs. But I'm assuming if you really like the girl's dances, a tip is always appropriate.
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7 years ago
More like the rabbit hole in Alice in Wonderland...
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7 years ago
BJ, how can you resist the temptation of a make out session in a mini-van in the parking lot????
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7 years ago
"They aren't as huge as they look..."
I say the same thing about my balls...
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7 years ago
Starting to wonder...
no one has seen Richard Simmons in last couple years... no ones seen SJG.... coincidence?
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7 years ago
Come on, everybody's doing it.
Succumb to the peer pressure...
Even BJ99 showed us hers.
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7 years ago
Have to go back to our age old interview process...
Show us your tits!!
I'm sure everyone will give a thumbs up or thumbs down.
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7 years ago
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LDJunkieEnjoying lap dances for 15 years and counting...
^^^Arent we all???
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7 years ago
Wait a minute... wasn't Clackport/rackum supposed to be out touring with John Legend or somebody after breaking it big with his hit rap song on YouTube?
He must be part of the $350k and up club now right? I'm sure he doesn't have time for us lowly PLs here on TUSCL...
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7 years ago
Juice are you having champagne wishes and caviar dreams on your beer budget?
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7 years ago
My longest was about three years, my ATF.
Haven't had one since. I learned after that to accept strip clubs for what they are... an escape from reality for a few hours. And never merge them with my real life any more.
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7 years ago
In the wild. Lol.
In their natural habitat, TUSCL members are actually awkward and shy.
Except SJG. He's just awkward.
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7 years ago
Even more annoying is shot girls who tag team you.
When you tell them you don't want a shot, they come back with the line of "well then buy one for my friend" or "me and my friend."
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7 years ago
Juice eats everything.
He claims it's fucking delicious.
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7 years ago
You probably smelled like bacon. That's why the guy sat next to you in the first place...
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
The mile long posts are baaaaaaaaccccckkkkk....
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7 years ago
I go to the strip clubs to talk with/be with girls.
I don't usually talk to any guys other than the bathroom troll, or if there is a male bartender to order a beer.
I think you just have homoerectus tendencies Juice. Lol
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7 years ago
In my experience, flashing money around in a club doesn't get you any more, or better service from the strippers.
It just makes you go broke faster.
But, hey, if you wanna go all big baller/whale on us, have at it. lol.
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7 years ago
You should of taken her to the VIP room Juice.
Sounds like she would have eaten you alive.
Fuck, that's delicious!
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7 years ago
Seems like my system is always down or crashing lately.
I need to back it up more often.
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7 years ago
Just go with a bbbj and scrape her tonsils instead.
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7 years ago
I rotated my sessions, but I always went back to my ATF.
Rotating only works if you don't get feelings for the girl OTC.
It's a trap I fell into. Save yourself a ton of money and heart ache. Don't do it.
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7 years ago
Lol @ flagooner!