Stripper

No.

Have to go back to our age old interview process...

Show us your tits!!

I'm sure everyone will give a thumbs up or thumbs down.

Should I get dick reduction surgery for my 12 inch master piece? Yes or No

Are you ready to live the lifestyle??

Only if you're going to enroll in law school or med school after you become a stripper.

Sure, why not? Judging from the auditions my club has been getting lately, everyone is trying it. :)

Based on the educational and meaningful content provided in the question so that a valid judgement could be provided, yes you absolutely should be a stripper!

SJG

She seems like stripper material to me looks like she posted 2 hours ago maybe she's still in the dressing room. )

:) :) :)

SJG

tits or gtfo

You willing to let your pussy marinate in honey mustard sauces ?

Go for it. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Damn, I wanna motorboat BJ99

You never know unless you give it a go.

If you are even considering it you might regret it later in life if you don't at least experience it once.

It's kinda like I always wanted to try karaoke but was always self conscious about it because I can't sing. On a cruise with the family I tried it last year and was awful but had fun with it.

Except that I didn't have anyone snickering about my man boobs, or grabbing at my dick (darn it), or any old, fat, pathetic losers proposition me for OTC gigolo services.

On second thought it's nothing like my karaoke experience. Please disregard.

But still, show us your tits.

Show us your tits

Come on, everybody's doing it. Succumb to the peer pressure...

Even BJ99 showed us hers.

There is precedence. Phoenix and poledancer too.

It's really the least we can do for all of the helpful info we gain here.

;)

At your service Madam.

Thank you, 25. I'll write your name across them for your birthday. ;)

You can write some awfully long names on those impressive mammaries.

They aren't as huge as they look. I'm a 30ddd.

Mmmmmmmmmmm

"They aren't as huge as they look..."

I say the same thing about my balls...

No tits? This interview is concluded. We'll call you if there's an opening.

Ugh. I thought we were getting an update. :P

For me to give an answer, I need more information. Pics of your body. A determination if you can dance. Otherwise, you could flip a coin and say heads I dance, tails you show your tits and ass and let us decide.

If you need to ask then the answer probably is no.