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11 years ago
Bro, You're a vouyer type of PL no doubt about that. You spend well over 300K including airfare, luxury spending (sending her money for not working) and all. All that money you spent, didn't ever cross your mind that if you're willing to spend over 200K on one GIRL that will never return your romantic affections, no matter what she said, you could have spent that on the wife that would stick by your side given the reverse happened to you. You guy's relationship were based on sex and she backtracked just like every other crackhead. Once a crackhead, always a crackhead. Before you started taking her out of the club, should have asked yourself...would you spend all this on your children? Then why some crackhead broad. I'm guessing that since you said she was born when you were 40 and one can assume she is as young as 21, your somewhere close to 61. All I'm saying should have long crossed your mind. Because of this, I have a hard time sympathizing with you being the age you are and the knowledge behind it you should have (and unless you work out from young to now, I'm sure you're hormones aren't on speed dial 24 hours all hours). Again, for someone your age this should NOT have been a hard lesson to learn, you should have learned this LONG ago. At least you set up a good story for the young bucks to learn from. THANKS
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11 years ago
DAYUM that's a lot work to get into Tijuanna. Still you really make it seem worth the trip there. For about $400, not including hotels, I could do a trip from New York to San Fransicso (or whatever Cali town is closest to Tijuana). Great story, and you really made me empathetic to the ladies there.
From what you talked about stalking, it seems like Mexico is one big letdown for the ladies and not just money wise either. Sounds like a lot of asshole men leave women scorned and a wealthy fellow like you with a GREAT personality is obviously hard to come by there. At least thats how it seems to me.
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11 years ago
Well I get condoms at my school for free and the LL don't sound very useful. Gonna try that trick though it seems tricky.
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11 years ago
you wrote this on my birthday. THANKS
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11 years ago
Really succks for those who DON'T live in san diego. Ah well, something for the future I suppose
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11 years ago
Sounds like to me bad luck with strip clubs. I say this because you claim that women bigger than you have had success with stripping so its your choices in clubs really. And if you are a size 14, that's awesome. Many of these folk may like that bone thin anorexic praying mantis, but that shit is gross. If I can see your bones I can't fathom the thought of dancing with you no matter how big your boobs are (phat booties generally don't have this problem). As long as the fat ain't hanging and it seems to b your big because of muscle and not fat, you are more than good.
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11 years ago
Sounds like she is jealous that a girl has a phat booty and she don't. And the dance couldn't have been long enough to warrent 300. The other stripper did nothing out of the norm of lap dances. You let her get a one up on you bro. No good.
Otherwise what an interesting and witty story. Damn funny how picky your girlfriend is. You guys sure its just a business relationship?
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11 years ago
Dude I know you had a "Good Time" being entertained by the stripper but you said it yourself, she was juzt one step ahead. And to break the challenge again is apart of why veteran strip club goers continue to gk back. If you finally changed your mind on your enjoyment of strip clubs, that is fine but don't let thiz be the reason. Soon enough you'll find yourself doing what you hste for the thrill. And then you just effectively became indefinitely two steps behind.
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11 years ago
Breasturants are a total waste of money. Your trying to eat. Why waste your money o. Food if your going to ogle the women and ruin your clothes due to lack of attention. Ruins the bonding experience for me and friends personally.
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11 years ago
Why are we bragging about having sex with hookers?
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11 years ago
Why are we bragging about having sex with hookers?
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11 years ago
Obviously you been in strip clubs far too long. I never been to a singles bar to meet hot women. Granted I didn't fuck on the same night but at bars and night clubs and even your local park, I have got and eventually fucked my good share of good hot pussy. Dont know why singles bars MUST be the place to pick up chicks
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11 years ago
Rip-Off Bitch
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11 years ago
I don't get the joke. Either way your character sounds like a real sucker. Didnt know people were dumb enough to pay to get hammered with people
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11 years ago
1: why must you hate on the young guy? Young guys act like they control women? Obviously so do you ya hypocrite. Yet he hitting it for free and you paying $200 a show. You still feel cooler than the young guy?
2: Why would you throw $20 her way on stage when your gonna fuck her itc and pay anyway. Plus you'll probably tip too so that seemed pretty useless.
3: obviously if she looks good your dick is there. I don't get it but if it were me, if the girl says she been seeing a reg otc for 5 years, that means her puss is loose as a goose, and it smells so bad, it'll take a month to get rid of that constant fish bo smell down there. That's something that grosses me out to the core. No doubt she eventually went raw which is even less appealing to me.
At the very least its good you were able to spend your money well and enjohed it.
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11 years ago
Your in NY? I'd like to know which club you work at so I can judge myself. A picture only says so much after all
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11 years ago
Escorts are liars. Are you new to strip clubbing
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11 years ago
If there is a pool at the club I assume there's no lapdances. Probably why nobody pays attention. Straight stage shows ALL night do get boring after a while
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11 years ago
you want to not piss off a stripper AND get her happy, here's what you do. Go in, pay for the presets (entry fee and drink) sit down, find the girl of your choice. Don't wait for her, you walk up to her (when she's free) and give her ALL of your remaining dollars in your pocket. Don't ask for lapdances, just give her the money and go. If you get a hug and peck on the cheek, enjoy it and leave. Do NOTHING ELSE. If desired, repeat.
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11 years ago
Yeah Brooks Brother is the way to go bro, but that would have crippled your big bonanza blowout. I'm a big and tall man (empahsis on tall) so I know Brooks would get you broski. Anyway, wish I heard amazing stories like this. Hell, I wish I could do just as you did. We need more awesome tastic stories like these. Sorry it took you nearly 3 months to get this going. Still I would have calculated how much tipping you would have done compared to paying for the services. Still glad you had an awesome time. Do you think you'd do it again?
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11 years ago
Alucard hit the nail on the head.
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11 years ago
if you want to pay to talk to a pretty woman, what the fuck are you doing in a strip club. You're better off at a book club, a regular club or a lounge. It's far cheaper, you don't have to feel pressured to pay (if you are constantly buying drinks for the lady and feel obligated in these regular clubs, then you have either some serious mental issues are have been strip clubbing too long. Same thing really) to conversate with that hottie you found in the club. Plus, if you got the moves, you can grind on the dance floor with said girl at the cost of zero-one drink. But strip clubs aren't complaining I guess, so neither am I. Keeps the pressure off of me to expect conversation.
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11 years ago
I, the novice club goes has taken all of this into account. I'm probably the only one that will actually need this information. So awkward isn't it?
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11 years ago
what do you call the guy who you see buys dances from different girls, but when you come and says no to you because your not his type physically. You can pretty much tell he knows the game of strip clubbing and isn't trying to take any stripper home, you just don't fit his type of girl he wants. What kind of insult of a name do you give this gentleman. Did I mention he's not rude (if he is, its unintentional).
I've had strippers do to me what customers do you OP. Overly friendly, asking a billion and 1 questions and takes forever to get to the main point of why I'm here, sometimes even forgoing it altogher and "leaves for a quick minute, but I'll be right back"? That gets annoying sometimes
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12 years ago
When youu tell me to tip I automatically DON'T tip. Tips are not obligation they are courtesy. What if you were garbage on the pole and give an ok lapdance but I was super desperate. Should I tip you because you came to me at all? I don't think so and I won't (not that I'm desperate, but you just happened to be super hot and I was giving you the benifit of the doubt. I tip if I feel like and AFTER I feel you were satisfactory (not to mention if I feel I'll have enough money to last me a couple more dances). Sometimes you forget that some people understand the game already thus they have a goal in mind, with calculations preset. Pay for a number of drinks, and spend money for a particular number of dances (and/or vip if that's your thing). Your still getting paid more than us so stop the god damn whining. What you should concern yourself with is if you stink or not and your appearance. I will send you away and if I feel dickish enough will tell you you stink. Remember just because your a female doesn't put you above sweating. Control that ego a bit will ya.