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12 years ago
LMFAO. Good sir, you deserve a good slap on the back. Kudos to you sinclair, gotta let these chicks know whos boss. And if that didn't work you can beat her with a sack of sweet valanci oranges. It won't leave a bruise and it'll definetely let her know who's boss. There's NOOOO doubt about it.
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12 years ago
man, nobody was making rounds. All these bitches dipped as soon as they jumped off the stage.
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12 years ago
so what happens if you tell them you don't want ANY sexual intercourse (assuming they ask you first of course). What happens then?
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12 years ago
Doc, your standards in body type is extremely low bro. You need to watch some porn of someone like silvia saint when she was in her prime. Even THOSE tits are better. Perhaps in some time in your life, when you started dating, you became acceptable to what you got and it developed a reasoning that the chicks you dated had some amazing racks and were like these. I recommend you get back in your dating scene or talk to a black guy and let him show you what a good chest is.
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12 years ago
avalons07, you know what you reminded me of? How hot a girl chewing bubblegum is (the obnoxious form of chewing bubblegum I mean). The apathetic, totally not intereste (yet shows interest when getting down to business) look as she chews the bubblegum and talks to you. I don't know, for a certain, that can seem really hot to me....oh wait we were talking about FIV right?
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Caryolne, given all these high milage dancers, I would say you ARE there to cater to the man's need's. Or at the very least the needs that the CLUB pays you for (anything else is on you). I just thought of something. The fact that you willingly tell dancers you post reviews about clubs and dancers akin to them, I would think they find you don't have a life outside strip clubbing and your a sad freak of a story bro. Let's take davejones mistake and learn from it. If your considered too weird (eg. posting reviews about the dancer that just bounced her ass [or mouth] on your dick), the ladies will stray away. Though if THEY bring it up, then it shouldn't be so bad since she doesn't have a problem being talked about on the interweb.
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12 years ago
since it isn't a review section, I'll just say I wasn't happy with the strip club itself and I got there like an hour before closing time. Didn't find birthday girl until 30 minutes after I got there and we hanged out until she left around 20 minutes before the place closed
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12 years ago
Wow, you guys are weak. Are guys scrawny or something or have a nerdy look about you? Because there should be no reason a girl would think you'd be intimidated by her yelling at you to give her some money despite the big bad bouncer RIGHT there? Personally if that happens, you stand up, get up in her face and tell her to fuck off. Gotta let these bitches know who's boss? Right bing crosby?
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
LOL @ shadowcat. Lets look at it like this people. Resturant Critics don't go out of their way to tell waiters/waitresses or managers that their here to critique their food (or at least they don't until after they've had their fill) so why should you go out of your way to tell some chick your a freelance (emphasis on the word FREE) strip club reviewer.
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12 years ago
I will when I go (next week since I'm going for broke tonight). Its actually a new club I presume it bought out this other club or is just a name change from Lucy'sxxx
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I feel bad for dave jones and his post. Sad story bro.
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12 years ago
I thought deoderant WAS cologne?
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12 years ago
all sounds like good points. And GMD, we only been friends for about 7 months and only see each other at work. So I doubt she considers us CLOSE friends
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12 years ago
carolyne, you don't count. You're not a custie....or sometimes are you? but that's a deal for me. NY is 20 a pop
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12 years ago
I just checked her pics, no face. I can't judge a girl with no face, a bubble butt and bland tits are not enough to make or break whether she can pull off the school girl outfit (as long as she don't wear those tanga shoes)
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12 years ago
I have denied a kiss once. Mainly because she just finished sucking my dick. Wound up giving her a peck on the cheek.
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12 years ago
So....second hand blow jobs?
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12 years ago
well I never tell anyone about these dirty deeds. Nobody knows I went to clubs (until this comes to pass), nobody knows I've gotten bjs from hoes. And she said she wanted to get lapdances, even though she gets her brains fucked out by the man dick (i've learned lesbians like other lesbians to fuck them with dildos, very weird, but why I specify) and wanted me to come. Do I expect anything, not really, do I fantasize, on occasion
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12 years ago
Eh just as girls dislike it, I dislike when they touch and run their fingers through my hair (yeah I wear it out on occasion). Woman I paid good money to get it done, and I don't need your hands (dirty or not) fucking it up.
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
wouldn't clever conversation be light hearted, heavy penile lol
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12 years ago
well, I never thought about eating when going to strip clubs, its usually after I go that I get hungry. Usually the only thing that's open is fast food joints, halal vendors and pizza. So far, after every strip club escapade, I go for pizza (though i did do halal chicken over rice once)
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12 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
a stripper life is a drop in the bucket lol
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12 years ago
and he doesn't have to feel bad about poor mistreatment and human trafficking because bangkok (teehee) is where they live. EVERYBODY WINS
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12 years ago
-painted but not elongated nails*
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12 years ago
Jerikson, you are one of the few who gets it. How can ANYBODY like those goth outfits, its depressing and creepy and boring like the modern day genre is suppose to be (to identify depression). And how can you see a tattoo on a black chick anyway? IN THE DARK for that matter? Does the blond wig glow in the dark or something. Though as a black man, a fake blonde wig on a black girl with long fingernails is pretty gross man, and damn old school to the core. I haven't seen something like that since the late 90s early 00's man. Come on jerikson, get with the times. Those "nasty girls" (the urban word would be rachet) now changed their style from fake blonde wigs to colorful or jet black STRAIGHT long hair (usually weave, VERY RARELY real) with the generic bob bang, painted but not elongated, and either red or....red lipstick.
But what really turns me on is a sexy secretary outfit (office outfit, whatever). Now THAT gets little jimmy up in the morning.