Reviews by osogrande

The Landing Strip provided the best overall experience of the five Detroit-area clubs I visited on a recent business trip (everybody needs a hobby, right?). The club is easy to find--I-94 to Wayne Road…

This review covers two visits on a Thursday--one in the early afternoon, which was fun, and a return visit that evening, which was a bust. Such is the life of a PL. The…

Chix on Dix is open for business, and overall is a fun place. My main reason for checking it out was the name, which I love but learned that the new owners intend to…

Maybe day shift isn't a thing at the Spearmint Rhino WPB. I arrived Thursday at 1:00 with some time to kill before an afternoon business meeting in Boca. A previous visit (see my…

Cheetah Pompano is one of my favorite clubs anywhere. As a day shift customer, Cheetah is one of those rare places that gets the party going early. This past Friday, I arrived at…

Phoenix offers a multitude of strip club experiences. Bourbon Street Circus places a premium on beautiful women and a relaxing, upscale atmosphere. During a three-day visit to Phoenix, I visited a range of…

Sugar 44 Cabaret is a "locals" club with a relaxed atmosphere. In PHX for business; Sugar 44 happened to be very close to my hotel, so I took a chance. As other reviewers…

Landed at PBI around noon Thursday, and decided to stop for lunch at the Rhino before my afternoon meetings. Overall, I had a good experience. The SR is easy to find; free parking…

An early afternoon visit to T's was interesting enough to motivate a return trip the next time I'm in West Palm. T's is easy to find, a large building on a corner lot with…

Archibald's delivers a consistently good club experience. I am a semi-regular, and am adding a review as an update on the renovation project. The club is in an older three-story building on K Street NW,…

The Harem is still a fun club. Two changes from my last visit (in 2012). The club is now non-smoking inside, which makes hanging out without smelling like an ashtray possible. The…

This visit to the Porthole Pub left me singing along with Freddy Mercury--"fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round." No beauty queens in this locality--the Porthole is a blast if your expectations…

On my occasional travels to the Fort Lauderdale area, I always make it a point to visit the Pompano Clubs--with three clubs within a one mile radius, it's a target-rich environment. This trip, I…

The Mpire Club is a high-end nightclub that happens to have nude dancers. The club has been open less than a month, and for now does not have a day shift (my usual); this…

Back in South Florida on a one-day business trip; arrived with enough time for lunch at the Booby Trap before my first meeting. It's a fine place for laid-back fun with the ladies. The Booby…

Archibald's is a fun place to kill a couple of hours, once your expectations are calibrated. As noted by many others, D.C. strip club rules are very stringent. As a 20-year resident, new…

Friday afternoon (May 2), the building which housed The Cloakroom collapsed. Here's the story from the Washington Post; http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/buildings-collapse-on-k-street-in-northwest-washington/2014/05/02/7c839728-d233-11e3-937f-d3026234b51c_story.html Based on the photos, it will be a while until the club reopens (if ever). …

Camelot is a pleasant, if somewhat sterile, place to pass the time with lovely ladies. As a DC resident, I'm familiar with the Puritan-inspired rules (no contact allowed). With properly-calibrated expectations, Camelot offers…

The Booby Trap will never be confused with a "gentlemen's club," but it's a lot of fun for a strip joint. BT was my first stop from the airport--I arrived about 12:15 to get…

Diamond Dolls is a fine choice among the options in Pompano. I was in FLL on business, and had time for some clubbing. Pompano Beach is a "target-rich environment," with Cheetah, Diamond Dolls,…

Great times can be had at this neighborhood club. Back in the FLL area for work, and checked out four Pompano Beach clubs. The Porthole Pub is unassuming but offers a relaxing, friendly…

Christie's is still a quality club, maybe the best in the area, but things are trending in the wrong direction. The physical plant is still top-flight, and it's nice (as an out-of-towner) to be able to…

Landed at PBI late morning, picked up a rental car, and visited Cheetah for the lunch special. Free parking, $1 to enter, free lunch--what's not to like? Physiclally, the club is similar to…

I enjoyed a brief visit to Monroe's. My flight to PBI landed around 11:30 Thursday, and I decided to check out Monroe's and Cheetah WPB before resuming the business part of my trip.…

Back in NE Ohio for business, and made my pilgrimage to Christie's. Overall, a very good experience. The basics remain the same. Impressive, well-maintained building and interior, essentially a 5/8 scale model…