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93 reviews by osogrande

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Day Drinking at the Alibi Lounge

Archibald’s is a fixture in the (admittedly lame) DC strip club scene. It’s been at the same location with the same ownership for 50 years. The space at 1520 K Street NW used…

7 yrs ago

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, GA

Afternoon Chill

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Goldrush Showbar is a nude club with AA dancers near the ATL airport. For some reason the spot doesn’t get many TUSCL reviews (five in all of 2018, none so far in 2019) but,…

7 yrs ago1

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, GA

All About the Regulars

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Had some time to kill before check-in and, on a whim, decided to visit the Tattletale Lounge. My first and only visit here was in 1983, sometime before Motley Crue’s “Girls, Girls, Girls” would…

7 yrs ago1

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Cheetah of South Florida operates three clubs, West Palm Beach (also known as Cheetah II), Pompano Beach, and Hallandale. For Northern PLs like myself, the clubs are generally well-managed with appealing women, efficient bar/wait…

7 yrs ago2

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Car Show Sunday

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Sunday afternoon after a visit to the Porthole, I drove to Diamond Dolls. As it happened, there was a car show in the parking lot which had attracted lots of sweet rides and spectators.…

7 yrs ago

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

Sunday Sausage-fest

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

My flight to FLL arrived mid-day Sunday, and I decided to check out a couple of Pompano Beach clubs before checking in to my Boca Raton hotel. First up was the Porthole Pub, the…

7 yrs ago3

Follies

Atlanta, GA

From Library to Mosh Pit

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Follies remains a “one of a kind” strip club experience, and its reputation among PLs is well-deserved. This visit was my fourth in the past two years, and thanks to some extra “free time”…

7 yrs ago4

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, FL

Front Room Romance

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Club Pink, on Powerline Road just south of Sample Road, offers totally different day and night shift experiences. Almost every night, the club features a celebrity DJ and becomes a packed-to-the-rafters, make it rain…

7 yrs ago

Pompano Gold Club

Pompano Beach, FL

The Place Starts Slowly

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Visiting Ft. Lauderdale in mid-December, looking for a new experience and winding up with some spare time around 1:00 pm. The Gold Club was the option I chose given my location. Neither the…

7 yrs ago2

Trumpps

Detroit, MI

Afternoon Value

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Found myself near Eight Mile Road in the early afternoon and took a chance on Trumpps. Valet was $7, no cover; let the bouncer know I preferred a seat at the bar. The…

7 yrs ago

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., DC

After the Storm(y)

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This past Monday and Tuesday marked Cloakroom’s “Grand Opening” with performances by Stormy Daniels. With Ms. Daniels safely out of DC, I stopped by Thursday to see an old favorite who now dances there.…

8 yrs ago2

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, MN

Lust in the Afternoon

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Wrapped up work early on a rare business trip to Minneapolis and had a couple of hours to kill before I needed to leave for the airport. With no personal experience with MN clubs,…

8 yrs ago

Onyx

Atlanta, GA

A Chill Afternoon

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Dropped by Onyx around 2:00 pm on a Thursday, mainly to satisfy my curiosity about their day shift. Easy to find on Cheshire Bridge Road. The entrance is set back from the road,…

8 yrs ago

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, NV

A Laid-back Locals Joint

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Some days, having fun is all about expectations. In Las Vegas for a trade show, and I would up with time on my hands during the daylight hours. Since, in the words of…

8 yrs ago

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, NV

A Slow Monday Morning

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Crazy Horse III is one of several Vegas clubs open 24 hours a day. Being about 10:30 am and having just dropped off my business partner at the Convention Center, I decided on a…

8 yrs ago

Candyland

Atlanta, GA

Quiet at 8:00

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Goosebumps doesn't get many reviews on TUSCL, but I noticed it was only a block away from my hotel. It's a short walk from all of the big downtown conference hotels (Hilton, Hyatt, Marriott…

8 yrs ago2

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Running the Latina Gauntlet

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Well, that was different. As a regular visitor to South Florida, I was pretty familiar with Cheetah Pompano and Cheetah West Palm. Friday, 1:00 pm, driving up I-95 from a meeting in Coral…

8 yrs ago

Shadow Cabaret

Pompano Beach, FL

Thursday Afternoon--One Dancer on Duty

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Noticed that 4-Play claims to be "under new management" on their Instagram page, and the recent posts there enticed me to get out of I-95 traffic and see for myself. Located in a shopping…

8 yrs ago1

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, FL

A Great Place that Starts Late

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Dean's Gold is a cut above other options in North Miami. Easy to find, along Biscayne Boulevard; an impressive facility with a large, well-lit parking lot. I arrived around 7:30 pm, before the…

8 yrs ago1

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, NY

A Decent Neighborhood Joint

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Drew the "business travel short straw" and would up staying overnight by the Buffalo airport. Following a short, pointless visit to Scores Buffalo (see separate review), I decided things could not get sadder and…

8 yrs ago

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, NY

Boring in Buffalo

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

TL/DR: when in Buffalo, drive to Niagara Falls and visit the Sundowner. Staying near the Buffalo airport and not in the mood for a 45 minute drive to Canada, I stopped at Scores, just…

8 yrs ago

Subi's Place

Southgate, MI

A "Sleeper" in Detroit Metro

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

The car guys I ran with in my misspent youth had an expression for fast cars that looked ordinary: sleepers. My buddy's '67 Pontiac Tempest four-door sedan was a perfect example--under the faded…

8 yrs ago

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

Camelot Dayshift: a Re-appraisal

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I have worked in Washington, DC for the past 25 years, and while I'm fortunate to travel enough to visit clubs in destinations without DC's stupid regulations, I also hang out a the local joints…

9 yrs ago2

La Chambre

Detroit, MI

"Summer Hours," Whatever that means

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

In Detroit on business, and had an hour to kill before check-in time at my hotel, and decided to check out LaChambre--I was on I-96 anyway, and the club is seconds off the freeway at…

9 yrs ago1

Coliseum

Detroit, MI

Coliseum is a Decent Daytime Choice

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

For visiting strip club hounds, Metro Detroit offers an embarrassment of riches. When it comes to the clubs on 8 Mile during the day, Players had been a favorite of mine. But on…

9 yrs ago

Reviews

Day Drinking at the Alibi Lounge

Afternoon Chill

All About the Regulars

Lunch with a View

Car Show Sunday

Sunday Sausage-fest

From Library to Mosh Pit

Front Room Romance

The Place Starts Slowly

Afternoon Value

After the Storm(y)

Lust in the Afternoon

A Chill Afternoon

A Laid-back Locals Joint

A Slow Monday Morning

Quiet at 8:00

Running the Latina Gauntlet

Thursday Afternoon--One Dancer on Duty

A Great Place that Starts Late

A Decent Neighborhood Joint

Boring in Buffalo

A "Sleeper" in Detroit Metro

Camelot Dayshift: a Re-appraisal

"Summer Hours," Whatever that means

Coliseum is a Decent Daytime Choice

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