Reviews by osogrande

Archibald’s is a fixture in the (admittedly lame) DC strip club scene. It’s been at the same location with the same ownership for 50 years. The space at 1520 K Street NW used…

Goldrush Showbar is a nude club with AA dancers near the ATL airport. For some reason the spot doesn’t get many TUSCL reviews (five in all of 2018, none so far in 2019) but,…

Had some time to kill before check-in and, on a whim, decided to visit the Tattletale Lounge. My first and only visit here was in 1983, sometime before Motley Crue’s “Girls, Girls, Girls” would…

Cheetah of South Florida operates three clubs, West Palm Beach (also known as Cheetah II), Pompano Beach, and Hallandale. For Northern PLs like myself, the clubs are generally well-managed with appealing women, efficient bar/wait…

Sunday afternoon after a visit to the Porthole, I drove to Diamond Dolls. As it happened, there was a car show in the parking lot which had attracted lots of sweet rides and spectators.…

My flight to FLL arrived mid-day Sunday, and I decided to check out a couple of Pompano Beach clubs before checking in to my Boca Raton hotel. First up was the Porthole Pub, the…

Follies remains a “one of a kind” strip club experience, and its reputation among PLs is well-deserved. This visit was my fourth in the past two years, and thanks to some extra “free time”…

Club Pink, on Powerline Road just south of Sample Road, offers totally different day and night shift experiences. Almost every night, the club features a celebrity DJ and becomes a packed-to-the-rafters, make it rain…

Visiting Ft. Lauderdale in mid-December, looking for a new experience and winding up with some spare time around 1:00 pm. The Gold Club was the option I chose given my location. Neither the…

Found myself near Eight Mile Road in the early afternoon and took a chance on Trumpps. Valet was $7, no cover; let the bouncer know I preferred a seat at the bar. The…

This past Monday and Tuesday marked Cloakroom’s “Grand Opening” with performances by Stormy Daniels. With Ms. Daniels safely out of DC, I stopped by Thursday to see an old favorite who now dances there.…

Wrapped up work early on a rare business trip to Minneapolis and had a couple of hours to kill before I needed to leave for the airport. With no personal experience with MN clubs,…

Dropped by Onyx around 2:00 pm on a Thursday, mainly to satisfy my curiosity about their day shift. Easy to find on Cheshire Bridge Road. The entrance is set back from the road,…

Some days, having fun is all about expectations. In Las Vegas for a trade show, and I would up with time on my hands during the daylight hours. Since, in the words of…

Crazy Horse III is one of several Vegas clubs open 24 hours a day. Being about 10:30 am and having just dropped off my business partner at the Convention Center, I decided on a…

Goosebumps doesn't get many reviews on TUSCL, but I noticed it was only a block away from my hotel. It's a short walk from all of the big downtown conference hotels (Hilton, Hyatt, Marriott…

Well, that was different. As a regular visitor to South Florida, I was pretty familiar with Cheetah Pompano and Cheetah West Palm. Friday, 1:00 pm, driving up I-95 from a meeting in Coral…

Noticed that 4-Play claims to be "under new management" on their Instagram page, and the recent posts there enticed me to get out of I-95 traffic and see for myself. Located in a shopping…

Dean's Gold is a cut above other options in North Miami. Easy to find, along Biscayne Boulevard; an impressive facility with a large, well-lit parking lot. I arrived around 7:30 pm, before the…

Drew the "business travel short straw" and would up staying overnight by the Buffalo airport. Following a short, pointless visit to Scores Buffalo (see separate review), I decided things could not get sadder and…

TL/DR: when in Buffalo, drive to Niagara Falls and visit the Sundowner. Staying near the Buffalo airport and not in the mood for a 45 minute drive to Canada, I stopped at Scores, just…

The car guys I ran with in my misspent youth had an expression for fast cars that looked ordinary: sleepers. My buddy's '67 Pontiac Tempest four-door sedan was a perfect example--under the faded…

I have worked in Washington, DC for the past 25 years, and while I'm fortunate to travel enough to visit clubs in destinations without DC's stupid regulations, I also hang out a the local joints…

In Detroit on business, and had an hour to kill before check-in time at my hotel, and decided to check out LaChambre--I was on I-96 anyway, and the club is seconds off the freeway at…

For visiting strip club hounds, Metro Detroit offers an embarrassment of riches. When it comes to the clubs on 8 Mile during the day, Players had been a favorite of mine. But on…