Comments by tumblingdice (page 9)

I dated a stripper for three years and not a once did she engage her father on the phone.As a matter of fact she would send M/F day cards a day after.She tried to substanciate her worth with an online creative writing degree which is funny I came across her resume and it should have been written in crayon.She lacked all common sense.My days are now filled with bankers,businessmen and politcians and there was just no room for her anymore but god she just didn't get the hint.

I come from the old school of comedy(Don Rickles,Ron White).As far as I'm concerned Gas is right on time.

Hey Scat,Carter says hello.

Estafador,is it true that you're related to mayor Bill de Blasio?

Buy on bad news.

If you look at Hillary and squint your eyes she looks a lot like Putin.

Smack Daddy,you forgot Vince Foster.

If that's the worst that happens to you today you're doing okay kid.

Papi,you're such a nice guy.No wonder you don't have any money.

SJG-the bastard offspring of Maxine Waters and Harry Reid.

Where do I start?

That's an easy one,wear what you had on when you swam across the river.

Does she put stuff up your dukey?

Scat is gonna be pissed but I used to bang his GF Carter.

Good to see you Fag.Wheres that fag that sings Cheap Trick cover songs and likes things shoved up his ass?

Birds of a feather Founder.Give Em a kiss for me will ya.

My heart goes out to the people of Manchester,England.But when Charlie is in the wire Trump is the nigger you want in your foxhole.Watch he's gonna drop the cunt sister of M.O.A.B.

Thank God,because Shadowcat almost had a retro-grade bowel movement.

Scat,was that where you met your wife?

Happy B-day Vince.Scat only let us know of his upcoming B-day four times.Attention whore?

Scat,short pants,really?Were you wearing Capri's or Culotte's. #Slipperboy.

I dated a Vegan once.When we went to Texas Roadhouse she would not only eat her 16oz prime rib,she would finish the rest of mine.

No club for me.I just tucked "Super Brat",into bed,she sapped all the energy out of me.

Mikey,youtube House of Blues,Songs of the Rolling Stones,This Ain't no Tribute.

Club,you never cease to re-retard yourself. Why do you and Scat hate women so much?