So you have been given the opportunity to buy a masarati no loans, straight cash (or bank check) which includes 12 mo full insurance. Gas not included. Yes, you CAN still eat and continue to pay your mortgage as usual.
Or you can spend ALL that money in one night on strippers and hoes. It MUST be spent in that one day/night however. only modification is replacing the masarati with your favorite luxury super car/SUV.
If you choose the strippers, I seriously wonder about your state of mind.
No, I didn't mention what happens after you buy the masarati/spend all the money on strippers. Afterwards is up to you.


I have a good lawyer so I'll spring for the Maserati. :)