Masarati or strippers?
Estafador
BIG APPLE
So you have been given the opportunity to buy a masarati no loans, straight cash (or bank check) which includes 12 mo full insurance. Gas not included. Yes, you CAN still eat and continue to pay your mortgage as usual.
Or you can spend ALL that money in one night on strippers and hoes. It MUST be spent in that one day/night however. only modification is replacing the masarati with your favorite luxury super car/SUV.
If you choose the strippers, I seriously wonder about your state of mind.
No, I didn't mention what happens after you buy the masarati/spend all the money on strippers. Afterwards is up to you.
Or you can spend ALL that money in one night on strippers and hoes. It MUST be spent in that one day/night however. only modification is replacing the masarati with your favorite luxury super car/SUV.
If you choose the strippers, I seriously wonder about your state of mind.
No, I didn't mention what happens after you buy the masarati/spend all the money on strippers. Afterwards is up to you.
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So a night of whoring only costs so much. A fancy car is worth much more. So I'd take the car, and then spend other money on women, as that is more modest.
SJG
If LMN still posted (if he is still alive) he might be able to come up with a frame of reference for that kind of roll. i.e. Louie XIII, strippers and every designer drug know to man.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-W_6Gxe7jeRQ/Uh…
SJG
I know places I can park the car and pick up the women for free. Might not be as wild as a night with a bunch of strippers but it'll do.
1. Coupe shape, most rear mid-engines were this way. Pantera, Lotus Esprit. More streamlined. But does not work well with targa top. Also, engine access is inside main compartment. But it does have more internal space, like for spare tire.
2. Notch back, like most Lamborgini's, can have roll down rear window, for good areodynamics and targa bar acts like roll bar. Targa top can go on engine compartment. Engine is separate from passenger compartment.
Notch back:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xWEJcESFITQ/Tr…
SJG
But those sorts of cars are fun, and fun to think about. That was why I was asking about design preferences. For me, rather than buying one, I would like to make it myself.
And for some people, the money doesn't matter.
Just saw one of these, GT 3, 3.8 Liters
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porsche_91…
"For 2010, the second generation 911 GT3 RS (known as 997.2 GT3 RS[9]) received an additional 15 PS (11 kW; 15 hp) due to a new 3.8-liter flat-six, bringing total power output up to 450 hp (336 kW; 450 hp"
SJG
Grahame Bond, like this kind of organ music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyg8x36f…
They also make the S600, 12 cylinders.
Also, if a car doesn't ride fairly hard, then it won't handle as well, even with active suspension, the best is still just a car that rides hard.
See, this kind of stuff is why I want to make my own.
Also, a Pantera is light. Most of the new cars are quite heavy.
SJG
Anyway, variable and active suspension can be okay, but the best for handling is still the simplest, very hard suspension. Like on Ferrari's, if you switch the suspension to "Track", it is just like the active suspension system was de-installed from the vehicle.
I do think there are legitimate differences between rear mid engine, and front engine, fast cars.
The old 911 tail engine type I don't actually care for.
The model you cite though, biturbo S coupe with V8, 500hp,. those are nice. Lots of those around her. Pricey.
You like those Jaguar Model F types?
Jaguar no longer makes a 2 + 2 two door.
Most of the cars sold today are 4 doors, 2 doors and an endangered species.
SJG
BTW, if anyone said maybach as a switch, that's a little overdone my friends.
@larryfisherman and the Maserati can pick up chicks daily anytime even if for all the wrong reasons. hell you can walk into a club with 20 tell a stripper to look at your maserati, and she's out the door with you faster than she can say "wanna dance"
Picking up chicks in a Maserati might be fun but I have no trouble in my E500 and it's roomy enough that it isn't necessary to open the sunroof to grope a bit, unlike the Maserati, you practically have to be an accomplished yoga master just to steal a kiss.)
I still enjoy driving, but cars are just transportation to me now. Comfort and safety are much more important than the looks of a car, and the impression a car makes on others is nearly meaningless to me. In fact, I just bought a new "daily driver" last month - a Ford Focus. For just $20,000, I got reasonable comfort, good mileage, all the "bells and whistles" I wanted, and a few I didn't (I don't do Sirius and have no need for Sync). I'll spend the more I didn't spend on a car somewhere!
So the car is not an appeal. I guess I'll have to take the one night of strippers and hoes.
One day I might even learn to edit my posts.
Mercedes-Maybach S600 Sedan, 6 liter v12
https://www.mbusa.com/mercedes/vehicles/…
TwentyFive, maybe you are referring to the MBZ S-Class Coupe, a 2-door 2 + 2? Is your's hard top or convertible?
https://www.mbusa.com/mercedes/vehicles/…
The most extreme one is V12.
Notice that 2-door cars are an endangered species, but as of now, MBZ makes the most different versions?
SJG
George Benson and Al Jarreau - Live in concert 2007.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lupHXWVP…
Josephine Baker
http://www.cmgww.com/stars/baker/shoppin…
25, you have E500?
https://www.mbusa.com/mercedes/vehicles/…
Convertible or hard top?
SJG
Now they just have E300 and E43 AMG.
I get the idea though. Yours would be V8. Notice that MBZ is moving away from I6 to V6. More practical for sedans.
I'm sure the car is nice.
Most of the automakers are bringing engine sizes down, and often using turbo's to get the power back. Move towards telescoping or dual intake manifolds seems to have yielded to the simpler turbo option.
Any one have experience with the new RWD Chrysler 300's?
Aston Martin DB11 uses 5.2 liter MBZ turbo V12 to get 608hp Intended to replace the legendary DB9. DB10 was mostly just for the movie, replaced by DB11.
SJG
Doors w/ Eddie Vedder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n23YU6dF…
Anton LaVey
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/2045620080…
https://www.mbusa.com/mercedes/vehicles/…
SJG
Nature Boy Miles Davis, melody played on xylophone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDS_nqHa…
Very interesting PGC Maryland discussion of zoning and strip clubs
http://princegeorgescountymd.granicus.co…
and this:
http://mncppc.iqm2.com/Citizens/SplitVie…
Only a faggit knit picks about having a fancy bathroom!
Though I'd be just as happy with the $30K 'hot hatch', like the WRX STi or the Focus ST, mentioned above.