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11 years ago
Yeah! With what Little Miss Sunshine gave me I didn't know if I should open a bakery or a brewery.Nothing more dignifying as standing in line in C.V.S. at 3 a.m. scratching one's nuts and holding a tube of Vagisil.
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11 years ago
What exactly comes out when one has his prostate milked?
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11 years ago
Yeah just what I want unionized Dunkin Donuts and McDonalds,how's that $14 Big Mac gonna taste?
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11 years ago
I'm the exact opposite. When grocery shopping with my girl and she trails by twenty paces I will let one rip,quickly turn the corner,wait for the report of other shoppers and those ever cherished words,"You're an asshole".
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11 years ago
^^^^You're on ignore.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
It's closer to what Slash said.And they do cultivate custies.When a PL loyal to one dancer walks in it doesn't matter,it's total smurf-wars between dancers,other dancers will circle,harass and just plain sit down and join them,uninvited.I can't remember how many calls I've had mid afternoon with them crying,"Went to the dressing room and the bitch stole my custie".
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11 years ago
Hell to the No,if I asked my ATF to do that she wouidn't be my ATF anymore.Scat was it good for you?
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11 years ago
White to the Third Reich.
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11 years ago
Try a penis pump.
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11 years ago
Wicked gay dude.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Triple D.I think what Carl is talking about can be seen when you google ,"People of Wal-Mart".
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11 years ago
Are you talking about Alucard?
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11 years ago
Stepford Strippers.
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11 years ago
I don't know about that Ilbby.Almost all women I have dated were cordial to even those who could not benefit them in any fashion.I'm guessing a true case in character.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Gloria Estafador! You're just like a stripper,those who say they don't most likely do.It's okay bud.
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11 years ago
Murray Hill 7-555.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Alucat had me off Ignore,I finally cracked his code.I smell Nobel Peace Prize.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Whats the matter Estrogen?Bad burrito last night?
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11 years ago
@Not to sound gay.Why stop now?It's okay to rub one out now and again.If you get caught just tell them you were cleaning it.
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11 years ago
Believe it or not I find Alucurdled's corn fed humor quite entertaining.
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11 years ago
Better yet!Post a pic of you holding todays N.Y. Times right under your tits.Nothing like truth in advertising.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Zip! They sure look alike ,but man they are two different beings.
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11 years ago
Give me that ole nipple poke and camel toe any day. I just blatantly stare and more times than not I receive that smile that says,"You like that boy?".
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
If a stripper has a split personality does that count?