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4 years ago

While scrolling through Discussions, I was getting annoyed san jose guy had taken up majority of the scroll space bumping his own long ass threads. Some were 5 years old. Off topic of course....

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4 years ago

Gamestop: Whistle Blower from Hedge Fund tells all.

This is sensational. Must watch. At $40, Wall Street Hedge Funds decided Gamestop is worth only $20 and announced they will Short Sell this stock. Gamestop did not go to $20 as expected. Instead...

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4 years ago

Trump is a genius

Imagine this: You interview for a cashiers job at the local grocer. The grocery owner interviews you and hires you. But then also adds - hey I got you the job, what about my commission. $100....

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5 years ago

With limited action in Strip Clubs, how you gettin it?

Serious discussion! After a couple of weeks, balls get full and shit can happen. What are your stress relief backups? 1. Girl at home 2. OTC with CF/ATF strippers 3. Renewed SA, POF account 4. Civilian -...

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5 years ago

When you are high. What's your mood? Generally speaking

When you are high - alcohol, reefs, lines or pills (or even cookies) What's your mood? Generally speaking Nice, Generous, Horny, Bitter, Violent, Talkative, Asshole, Chill .......

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5 years ago

Post COVID laws: Strip Clubs most vulnerable

There will be new laws/regulations in post-COVID era. Primarily around managing recurring spread of this virus and similar ones. As law makers mull over - business to business and industry to industry - Salons, Bars,...

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5 years ago

Got on Instagram - it's a great world

yeah I'm slow with technology - opened instagram account a short while back. It's a great gentle world. People post their photos, or real short videos and a few words. Get likes and comments. Then move...

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5 years ago

The guy who invented that damn "AutoCorrect" on smartphones - finally died

...... may his sole restaurant in peas...

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5 years ago

From glossary: 7-Up Factory Any sizeable club where ALL dancers are 7ish and Up I've seen this term for years. But recent visit to Cheetah's in San Diego was just that. 60+ dancers - all a delight...

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6 years ago

Talking dirty with dancers (explicit sweet sex talk)

A lot of guys are not comfortable talking explicit sex talk with women. Call it dirty talk. Guys will talk about sports, weather, traffic, fashion and everything - and abruptly kiss the girl and...

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6 years ago

Met the Maestro ! Ultimate Strip Club Hound

Incident happened a month ago and still cannot stop thinking about it. I visit several clubs in Austin, TX. From time to time I run into same customers in multiple clubs. Our only connection...

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6 years ago

Any special plans for today ?

I'll just swing by an eclectic dive St Roch's. Drink beer. There's always a friend in need smokin weed and blunt gets passed around. Cajun truck outside. New Orleans style. Beer + Weed + Cajun =...

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6 years ago

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass" Then he noticed a...

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6 years ago

Two friends went to a strip club

Two friends went to a strip club. When they got inside, they noticed two seats conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, they took the seats. As soon as the first dancer...

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6 years ago

At the end of the day ....

are you an Ass-man or Boobs-guy ? Only get to pick one or the other Boobs-guy special: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Denise-Milani-Sexy-Bikini-Big-Boobs-32-x24-Art-Posters-wbp01436/32225882127.html Ass-man special: https://www.lifeoftrends.com/geek-new-sexy/nice-ass-gamer-girl/...

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6 years ago

Millennials are cool

These are peeps born after 1980 (technically 1977) - DC is one. They generally try to avoid conflicts and physical fights. Want to live and let live - at least want it that way -...

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6 years ago

Things that make a strip club crappy

I wanna create a Crappiness Score for Strip Clubs. Throw in here stuff you don't like in a strip cub. I'll start 1. Club has minimum drink requirement 2. Greater than 50% of bartenders are males 3. You...

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6 years ago

Dancer offers less intimacy than whats normal in the club during lapdance

What is your way of dealing with a dancer that offers less than what is normal in the club, during a lapdance? (I know clubs are different in terms touching, etc - hence kept is...

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6 years ago

Describe your Perfect 10 Dancer

The one-to-ten rating we all use are purely by physical looks. But I really liked how a TUSCLer rated his Perfect 10 - one point at a time. And quite balanced might I add....

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6 years ago

Nina, Nicespice, Cashman, Nicole, Subraman seen together - shit how did we miss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBAdqYLxacs This video was posted few days ago. Nina - barmaid. when she starts a job, does it right. Great work ethics. Nicole - Freeloader. Wants a piece of Nina (just because). And gets whooped....

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6 years ago

We Americans can ill-afford to complain about how good it is at FKK and TJ ... a

If paid sex sucks in good ole America - it is our doing. Period. That is my conclusion! On one hand we complain about how bad paid sex is and on the other we...

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7 years ago

Dumb Question: How does one LDK?

I see lots of posts on here about LDK (cum in pants). Many dancers also strive to finish off their customers with an LDK. I would never be able to get an LDK. To ejaculate dick...

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7 years ago

Good sex has nothing to do with good looks

Eva Longoria Sandra Bullock Maria Shriver All stunningly beautiful. In each case their man went for a non-looker. Good looks don't translate to satisfying sex. So much for the $400B industry selling better looks. ...

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7 years ago

It bothers me y'all here proudly carry the badge that says "PL"

Seems everyone's content to be called PL = Pathetic Loser. (maybe because - when you have nothing to prove, you have no worries. ) From here on I propose PL = Passionate Lover PLs have a...

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7 years ago

TUSCL June Challenge

Allright bros - hope your summer is sexful. Here's June Challenge. Speak with your favorite club's manager - "Brian - this place needs some energy, needs a pick-up. I'm gonna sponsor a "signature-move" contest. Contest time...

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7 years ago

TUSCL May Challenge - Spar, Supper & Sex

This one for OTC guys. If you are having adventures with a dancer OTC, here's a challenge: Add light wrestling to the agenda. Will get your juices flowing. Dinner afterwards and then the main event....

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7 years ago

I have entirely stopped going to strip clubs on Fri/Sat nights

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7 years ago

TUSCL April Challenge - "StripperWeb Poster Boy"

This might be the hardest challenge. Not for faint of heart. On your next visit to strip club, decide to play "stripperweb posterboy" - a decently dressed customer who pays money just for the company of...

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7 years ago

Love spring time every year - young, new dancers entering brave new working worl

Just came back from a visit to strip club .... so so many young, new dancers - competing and willing to please. This is a Spring ritual - high school girls just turn 18....

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7 years ago

TUSCL March Challenge

Hope you guys took on the January and February challenges and enjoyed the results. Here's March challenge for your next visit. Pick two of the freakiest dancers on the shift. Approach one of them and ask...

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7 years ago

You are given 2 options (A) $100K with no fame; (B) $1M with fame. U hafta pick

No contest here. I'll pick option A, 100 out of 100 times. What about you?...

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7 years ago

TUSCL February Challenge

Next time you visit a club - Put a STOP to unnecessary, courtesy-tipping on top of paying lap dance prices. Sure pay for extras at the negotiated rate. Sure tip when dancer does something extra for...

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7 years ago

Nude clubs can't serve alcohol - is as annoying as it gets

Nude clubs can't serve alcohol. One of the annoying gifts from our lawmakers. Fortunately - the dinosaurs are on their way out. I was reflecting ... what made the first lawmaker or councilman come up with this...

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7 years ago

TUSCL JANUARY CHALLENGE

LapDanceKing (LDK) is not giving interesting challenges. Here's January challenge: You are cozying up with a dancer. Even had a couple of lappers. Dancer says: "Let's go to VIP !!!" You: Looking at your watch say "Not...

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7 years ago

What's the average tenure of your CF?

I'm ashamed to say - mine is 1 to 2 weeks. CF = Current Fave ATF = All time Fave There can be multiple CFs even at a time but I have to assume there can...

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7 years ago

Using Uber to hail a hooker

I'd like Uber to have an option to either hail a ride or a hooker. Of course to hail a hooker - must be 18. Check that. But all the ride-share conveniences and advantages...

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7 years ago

How's your mood and attitude in real life ?

90% of us PL's have a gregarious personality and easy going outlook - while inside a strip club. What's not to like - pretty naked women, smiling waitresses, attentive managers, even a helpful bathroom attendant...

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8 years ago

Real websites getting lotsa random visitors

1. http://www.PenisLand.net : Go there, in reality poor guys make custom Pens for gifts. ( http://www.PenIsland.net) 2. http://www.WhorePresents.com : Looking for Hookers and whores? ( http://www.WhoRepresents.com tells you...

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8 years ago

Reading reviews on local clubs today. TUSCL is great!

Reading reviews this afternoon on local clubs (Austin, TX) ... some funny shit - TUSCL is great and so are TUSCLers! AverageFTW: "The advantage of no one being in the club is that the semi...

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8 years ago

You know you've entered a crappy strip club when ...

... when waitresses and bartenders are better looking than strippers...

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8 years ago

Most Club Reviews filed. Top 10. Salute for a lifetime of community service 1. Papi_Chulo - 327 2. Joe from NJ - 294 3. wallanon - 287 4. sinclair - 248 5. minnow - 228 6. WetWilly...

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8 years ago

Strip Club scene - Boring

Lately, one in 4 visits turns out good. It used to be 3 in 4 visits. More fatties, fuglies and ROBs. Infested with transactional cubanas. I'm going less and less. On the other hand ... I find...

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8 years ago

Where do you sit - Bar, Main Floor, Along the backwall, Perv Row or straight to

I'd expect most TUSCL'ers to be amphibious - that is - tried all locations depending on the club/mood etc. But which is your usual spot when you first enter a club? (of course, if there's a...

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8 years ago

Dancer says "Not interested in OTC anymore"

I was doing OTC sessions with a dancer last year. Then she went out of town to see family. Saw her in the club last week after a long time. Spent good bit of money and...

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9 years ago

Overcharging Dancer

Dancer asks $30 for a lap dance. Regular advertised price is $20. She is a cut above the rest. Do you accept because she's what you need? Or Do you decline because it violates your...

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9 years ago

where's GATORFAN ?

Where's GATORFAN? ... his one liners were epic...

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9 years ago

What non-sexual act of a dancer makes you wanna spend more with her?

What non-sexual act of a dancer makes you wanna spend more with her? What non-sexual act of a dancer makes you say "no more"? ... I expect wide variety is responses. Including "nothing" I specifically took out...

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9 years ago

Top Club in each of 50 states (2015 Top 50 List)

https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/best-strip-club-in-every-state-florida-california-new-york-and-more check your state and see if you agree Some interesting picks: Texas - The Lodge, (Dallas) Georgia - Cheetah (Atlanta) Florida - Mons Venus (Tampa) California - 4 Play (LA) Arizona - Skin (Scottsdale) Oregon -...

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